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aimeethedrummer
Pretty much. Lol.
ThailandExpress
slappyJo
PO'd drummer:"Not accordian to me!!"
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
I had to read this several times to understand it.
Vaanhalen
Stealing jokes, huh? BAD MOVE FOR A WRITER.
yesdearmetoo
There's also that whole spontaneous combustion thing.
theeAndikrist
J Mascis of Dinosaur jr started as a HC punk drummer
UsagiTheRabbit
Now that's a sensible chuckle. +1
atarujun
What has seven arms and sucks?
atarujun
Def Leppard
UrsaUrsa
Ooh, that's a good one, gonna use it
BlastFingerton
Why did the drummer drive with his drumsticks on his dashboard?
BlastFingerton
So he could park in the handicapped spot.
electricpiehole
So that's why the monkey in the gif always looks so pissed
LintillaAllitnil
Mama was queen of the mambo, papa was king of the congo, deep down in the jungle I start banging my first bongo
nailmytestestothewall
Yeah well we always have the best time and can chug drinks in breakdowns. Also take all your drugs.
loma45
How can you tell if the stage is level?
loma45
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
billybobthorton1
Ok i laughed hard on that one.
joeyjojojuniorshabbadoo
Nice one, Steveo
MrOhm
As a dummer (perchusion), I sincerely belive both Items to be intriguing instruments!
ensensu
Misread Stephen King as Stephen Hawking. He's not coming back is he?
DoctorDumpster
Drums are a challenging instrument to play.
turnedbadafterlindadeefiasco
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
How do you know when a guitarist is at your door. He doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in.
SonOfKazar
Jokes on him. The fire extinguisher is cursed. It can only put out fires caused by the radiator he can't have.
Cravanicus
But it comes with a frozen yogurt, which I call “frogurt.”
SonOfKazar
Ooh thats good!
Cravanicus
That frogurt is also cursed.
GreenYawgmoth
That's bad.
Cravanicus
But you get your choice of toppings.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Man, good drummers are sexy.
marvintheparanoidandr0id
The only funny part was the monkey. SK should stick to the morbid jokes category.
WickedPixies
Anyone else kinda miffed that Stephen King didn't end that quote?
Vaanhalen
What, a writer openly stealing material? Yeah it looks really bad.
WickedPixies
Anakindergarden
Well, he has always struggled with endings.
WickedPixies
NZSheeps
Leaving it open for a sequel
HubicPairs
how do you get a drummer off your porch?
papalarge
Pay for the pizza.
HubicPairs
My fiancé once asked me “how do you pay the drummer for the pizza on your porch?” Classic.
Stoutdrums
As I drummer and a pizza delivery guy, this one hits close to home
ElbowdeepinElmo
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
SudoCatEtcIssue
just regular drummer
criticus666
Obviosly, single.
MrSnowy
not snare'd
TheSecondBestOne
Me?
georgedragonslayer
A drummer?
SamCane
Gay?
TheH00ch
Lonely
Rafikiii
A drummer?
NM156
You call him by his name just like a regular person!
ElbowdeepinElmo
Homeless.
MrSnowy
Zero downvotes, my god. Never seen that before on a comment making fun of someone. +1 you glorious bastard
dontcallmeplath
I just spit out my rice... dang.
YourButtIsSpatulaShaped
Hey. I have a home! But... I'm still sad.
TheSecondBestOne
But I’m not a drummer
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
What's the difference between a professional musician and a pizza?
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
A pizza can feed a family for a night.
Anthroposapien
“So is Ringo the best drummer in the world?” “He’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles.” Probably my favorite drummer roast.
fluhatinrapper
Not his quote though.
lurkymclurkerson
and that was before the quincy jones interview.
amazingrusher
Jokes aside, Ringo was very talented and technically skilled. Someone did a study of The Beatles' practices and recording sessions, 1/2
NightGridRunner
And then there's that recent Quincy Jones interview where he says Ringo (and the Beatles as a whole) were shite as musicians. Who's right?
WherePoetryComesToDie
Musicians know he's a great drummer. Essentially lived in the pocket and let the groove speak for itself.
inyourheadunderyourskin
Yeah Ringo's bears in the Beatles are first year lessons for learning percussion. Hes playing child music
amazingrusher
and of all the stops/restarts they had to make due to someone's mistake, Ringo had the fewest. 2/2
oynsy
How do you know if the stage is level?
oynsy
The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
Aejiss
I don't get it
oynsy
Drummer?
Aejiss
No, but I'm guessing it's because they're dumb? If so, that's a pretty bad joke
KickyFootDance
As a bassist, I love making fun of drummers. It makes me less bitter about them getting all the attention.
DrShrinker
"The bass player gets the good looking girls best friend." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx7eqdkwxEw
JonRichardsonsDustMop
DrShrinker
Not a lot of Kids in the Hall fans on imgur, but +1 for ya anyway.
minkuschild
They have much stronger arms than you.....
troublecliff
As a songwriter looking for a drummer to play with, I have nothing but respect for drummers. They're the hardest to find!
CheekyBreeki
Rhythm Bois gotta stick together :(
OldNick1415
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
OldNick1415
Only one, but the guitar player has to show him how to do it.
nafierye
"Bassists do it deeper." Quote from an ex boyfriend.
billybobthorton1
And clearly it was a lie or he wouldnt be an ex.
nafierye
Well, he did have micropenis, so yeah
UrinalCakeUranium
But.. you're...a bassist. No one can even concsiously hear you unless you're solo.
CyBercrook
This is why I hate most new metal and hard rock bands. The guitar is d tuned so far you can't distinguish between guitar and bass.
Krakencrotch
First time I listened to Beyond Creation was downright confusing.
UrinalCakeUranium
Dominic killed it.
TheNax
Not sure if it's your kind of music, but speaking of Bass and solo. Listen to the intro in "Essence - blood culture"
theHuskySparrow
You're thinking keyboard player
BigBossTheMSFCommander
I can hear bass a lot because i just know what to look for even when i’m not actively searching for the bass
IZ42
Unless we're talking RatM or RHCP
DefinitelyNotCera
The bass can always be picked up. Just listen for the heart beat of the song.
JudgementalMan
The only person where you can't notice their presence but you can notice their absence
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
You mean backup dancer with 2/3rds of a guitar?
ThatGuyPerseus
I mean, technically bass CAN have as many strings as a guitar, it's just that 4 or 5 strings are more common.
MemeDissector
Pffft.... like I would dance on stage... I play bass because I have social anxiety.
morningxafter
Pissed off drummer is tired of people saying he’s not a real musician, so he picks up a guitar and forms the Foo Fighters.
Zeitta
Except he already played guitar before he joined Nirvana
1Plebian
You might even say he's not like the others
Nointankwah
amp99
That drummer was Donald Trump.
AnonOmis1000
Skelebummer
You missed like a bunch of other great bands before the foo fighters he was part of
KCMOoohooh
Seeing them in October
Stadix
slagathora
GrokInFullnessThouArtGod
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
ihatethetv
Or ben folds five
morningxafter
Fucking love Ben Folds
RootEnoch
Gayforbae
He looks so cute in pigtails
fluhatinrapper
Was that another confession, my friend?
DiabloD3
That's... Kinda what happened, really.
mirria
thatsthejoke.jpg
Leviosoooohhhh
Oooh that's the guy who looks like the drummer from Nirvana
Mooofins
Friiiiiick, I'm listening to Big Me while typing this, My favorite album. I think I'm gonna put together a post about the history of the FF
llamax1138
Dot?
Mooofins
Oh god, now there is actual pressure to do it. Okay, give me like a day and a half cause I'm lazy.
perkeli
Another dot.
idoindeedhavegenitals
Same
ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan
I read that the first Foo Fighters album was his way of keeping busy to get over Kurt’s YKW
poscduke
Dude, you can say Courtney Love's murder staged as a suicide
InadequatelyLongUserName
I like the hypothesis but the odds of that fuck up befuddling authorities are slim.
morningxafter
Yep, which was probably the best way for him to cope with it for everyone (including us who get to enjoy the resulting music)
wigglypony
you know who
Adualion
Allegedly Kurt and Dave didn't get along very well and there was a possiblity that Dave quit/ was going to get kicked from Nirvana anyways.
IsThisHowYouMakeUserNamesImNewHere
He also played all the instruments and cut it all together, he was the only member.
Pandameter
There was a guy he had drumming, funnily enough, but the dude couldn't do it the way dave wanted it so he canned him
HandsWillNeverFit
Did it in a week too
relicen
I think he'd been working on some of the songs when he was still in Nirvana. Recorded it all in a week though.
joevair
So it should have been The Foo Fighter??
MemeDissector
You can say suicide. We know what happened.
morningxafter
What?! Spoilers, dude!
InadequatelyLongUserName
Debatable.
MemeDissector
He shot himself in the head with a shotgun. I guess it could be an accident but he also wrote a note explaining it was on purpose. So no.
InadequatelyLongUserName
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Kurt_Cobain It's an interesting read.