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Feb 9, 2017 4:17 PM
digitalbath1234
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nbrikha
725.20
ChrisDoesScience
Donate to PETA! They use their money wisely for the good of all animals... Said nobody ever.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Or he could just donate the money without imgur having to pay attention to him.
Suvkyhinemothrr
That's 208.98 dollars as of the moment of posting this comment
SaintInky
Last time something like this was on the front page the op changed their username
CwispyNoodles
Wow another one of these
WarPigLoveMachine
American humane society sucks. Join the society of humane Americans.
LetEmEatCake
Thank you. Animals don't have a voice; we do.
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
Donate to PETA, I heard from michael vic that they are good people
WrathCore696
I dislike the fact that people upvotes this bullshits when the poster should just fucking do it instead of doing this.
StarPine
We're only up to 607.35 :(
manhands
You meant the Human Fund, right?
Szwejkowski
Can we stop doing this facebook shite?
Blastergv9
I just gave a donation in everybody's name to the Human Fund. You're welcome imgur.
CastorCanadensis
Thanks!
NameUser10
No fuck you I don't wanna make a donation
BlackPengu
700 bucks? well, i guss that might buy some food
Ashliarco
How are people still falling for this? Haven't there been 2 scammers here recently
Kosmokat16
well people really believed a guy donated $50'000 because of upvotes a few months ago, so it's clear imgur will buy anything.
RaynWisp
But there's hot singles in my area. Are you telling me that's a lie too?!
TaterLord
Yep
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
ASPCA
TastyTastyScience
Oh wow, you're so selfless and kind, I'm so impressed.
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Even if it has a good cause i still downvote this shit every time.
whateverisavailableokay
Why?
lifeisapicnic
If a pickle can get to front page, so can this.
Rapturr
@asspickle
asspickle
sometimes i stick pickles up my ass
JadedWombat
Saved you five cents. You're welcome, point whore.
TurkalinderPoodle
Yay! Heal all the puppies and kittens!
mcawesome5388
$583.45... For those who were wondering.
ImSaltyWalty
Um, you should do your math again
twentyfourcharacterslong
Upvotes to FP, not reputation points.
mcawesome5388
Well, shit.
manhands
Our goal should be exactly 70 points.
ImSaltyWalty
Get it to the FP then downvote to about 70
spaciings
You mean...about 70 points.
manhands
cmfler
Weeeeelll, it was about that time that I noticed that @OP was about eight stories tall and a faggot from the point whoring era
digitalbath1234
What did I do??
cmfler
Post a "If this gets to FP/For every point on this I'll..." post. Not your bio, but still contributing to the point whoring on imgur
digitalbath1234
You do realize that Imgur created a point system, therefore EVERY post is essentially trying to whore points, right?
Schmedes
Just fucking do things without the need of a reward
digitalbath1234
@butternutsquashfarts
Thustle
Hey op honestly take a look at best friends animal sanctuary. They are big and amazing beyond words.
butternutsquashfarts
Butternutsquashfarts will deliver.
DaveTheBardbarian
Please remember to post some form of receipt!
oxidisedgearz
Please, if you want to donate to a humane society do a local one. A lot of other people have already commented on AHS: Tl;dr: they're shit.
DaveTheBardbarian
Please remember to post some form of receipt!
digitalbath1234
We await proof with baited breath!
xJohnn
Please pick a different chsrity, the humane society isn't a good one.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
They spend most of their money on executive salaries and advertising...
butternutsquashfarts
I'm gonna donate to a local humane society.
digitalbath1234
Genuine question: Do you mean upvotes after downvotes have been applied or ALL upvotes, regardless of the downvotes?
Simplyfun
In fairness, OP isn't silly wealthy and there's enough total upvotes here to keep him busy and HS happy.
Alpha2749
$373.15 So far, I'll keep this comment replied with more and more updated prices every now and again!
Alpha2749
update 1: $403.55
Alpha2749
update 2: $431.10
Alpha2749
update 3: $459.75
Alpha2749
Last update before I get some shut-eye. Update 4: $477.30
Alpha2749
update 5: $712.95
butternutsquashfarts
As Batman as my witness, I will deliver.
isquaredkeepingitreal
^.^
srhnclptt
Dot
grabyerpitchforks
Read top comment please sir
butternutsquashfarts
Done and done, my friend.
ItsBecauseImBatman
I aint seen shit
Wi1s0ne
Around £300
boomboomk9000
You Batman enough for this?
shaqie
KaneVel
SWEAR TO ME!
MattHolmberg
Message me when and where ya donate and I'll match!
MattHolmberg
Deadly. This is even my real name
butternutsquashfarts
Seriously?
MattHolmberg
It's about 400 now I think. I can go up but I'd like to come in under 4digits lol.
MattHolmberg
580 and climbing! Who else is in!!!???
EtzioActive
You're at about $170 mate; when/how will you deliver? 24hrs later sounds fair, eh?
Stoltzy17
Up to 443$ at the 10 hour mark
Deathfrombelow
$666 at the 16h mark. https://imgur.com/cHRlM8Z
butternutsquashfarts
It will have to be this weekend. Saturday most likely. I'll post pictures at the Humane Society, and a receipt.
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Tell me when it happens?
TheLegoInTheCarpetYouStepOnAtNight
Please a local society
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Tell me when it happens?
MrGlayden
Most people just write "dot"
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
I prefer "Doot"
ScipioWright
Please not the humane society.
butternutsquashfarts
I will donate directly to the Indianapolis Humane Society. Hopefully it will go straight to buying food and other needs.
theysaidineededawittyusername
Wahoo! As a fellow Indy-er, glad you're supporting my local humane society!
iamnotakate
Take pictures with all the kitties while you're there! Doesn't count as a selfie as long as there's kitties involved, right?
GoDownToTheStoreGetSomeViagraAndItllHelpYouGoFYourself
The direct city one will be a lot better, in terms of the money going to where they say it will.
Piornet
Please, not the American Humane Society - they pretty much do dick for animals and only serve to raise money. Please donate to a local HS.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
what about local humane societies? I always thought they were great rescue groups, I've gotten one dog from one and I used to donate to one
realwomenfightnaked
Isnt there that shelter run by two ladies that always needs some funding! Could be a nicer place to donate too
MEGALOAF
Is the ASPCA okay?
NxExO
Do the ASPCA
darkhalfbreed
Its best not to donate to an organization that dicks animals...unless thats your thing
SpikeTheGoat
"Office, it's called charity! No, not the animal, that would be ridiculous. Her name is Jane."
brownribbon
I thought AHS was legit. It's the USHS you want to be wary of?
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
HSUS*
urocyon
Have a charity rating site: https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.categories&categoryid=1
apercent
Sauce?
hitheremynameisshook
Homeless Shelter.
chrishallett83
Donate to Vet Ranch!
Nathanyel
Noughmad
Please, not the local HS. Donate to the Human Fund instead.
curmudgeon91
I have worked for local humane societies and was surprised to learn it's not the same as AHS. We did a lot, I can't believe they don't.
iwearsunglassesduringthedaytoo
And they're very close to being broke and calling it quits. Forget 'em!
JoshJohnson89
Donate to a local high student
EvilVageen
There's also Vet Ranch on YouTube, they do lots to help animals. They're some legit people.
MEGALOAF
Is the ASPCA okay?
Piornet
No :(
EvilChiWaWa
Humane Society is a piece of shit donate to your local rescues
GetOffMyLawnYa
www.tailwaggers.com
EvilEkips
Instructions unclear, bought Hearthstone packs from donations. ;)
walaishy
Can confirm. Useless organization.
myfi
This is true for the BIG one, but donating to your LOCAL humane society, where they have actual animals, WILL help.
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makeupcall
*Its
321Cheers
I'm with you on the awareness campaigns. Congrats on your recent post getting out of the red. Hard work and persistence paid off.
MrPredator
Who's worse? PETA or them?
TheBrokenWizard
PETA. The AHS at least doesn't propagate misinformation.
irthewalrus
Do they steal dogs from people's porches in broad daylight and then put them down like PETA?
lintwizard
I hadn't heard about PETA stealing pets, but yeah they no longer have anyone to outdo but themselves.
Magsnificent
Best Friends Animal Society?
Thustle
Yes! Best friends is amazing!
Piornet
(Humane society, obviously - not a high school. Fuck the high schools.)
ScopesMouthwashTrial
That's illegal where I come from. Also gross.
MicahAmey
I tried. I got brick dust in my peepee hole.
SerfnTurf
As a high school teacher, :'(
Mypatronusisyourmother
As a former teenager, I give you a +1 for dealing with those assholes
AsAHistorian
Don't fuck the high schools!
TomGetsIt
I read it as homeless shelter. Which OP could also donate to.
Kosh3rBacon
But the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
keanukin
As a high schooler,
IAlwaysUpvoteDumps
I thought it stood for homeless shelter. (Those need donations as well!)
ashmenon
That being said, every HS has an Amber willing to do all sorts of things for some weekend cash.
TomasSpasiuk
Yea high school s are amazing...But stupid...You know how much we get to put on a grad.Something like 80,00$ to hire a DJ,decorations and AV
MyBigMouth
Fairly sure that could get you in jail with a Peado charge
ellmitchell
Why, it says the schools not the schoolers
Magsnificent
But what if it's a newer building?
CtrlAndW
Calm down, Betty DeVos!
CtrlAndW
And yet nobody corrected me that it's "Betsy."
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Lmao
BenSnow97
That's a strange way to spell Dolores Umbridge
CtrlAndW
Hem, hem!
JoeBags
Would you like a cough drop Dolores?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
RealCaptChicken
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
We don't need no birth control
slyfox001
"Yes you do. You've just used a double negative."
ThePlayerFormerlyKnownAsYesfredfred
Grudgebearingmidget
We don't need no self control
butternutsquashfarts
Okay, where do I donate?
Garuu
Vet ranch!look then up on youtube!
twitchymatchi
shywolfsanctuary.com , Awesome rescue in Florida completely nonprofit and they also do tours. Great organization and grateful to donors.
pixarpizza
Pawmetto Lifeline is a good one if you need a suggestion! They even run a pet food pantry so people don't lose their pets. <3
anitabieror6
just send your money to me and ill spoil my dog with it.
noluckduck
ME TOO... I also have a dog........
Threewisemen
Local shelters not HSUS.
hamburgerearmuffs
An animal rescue thats local to you!
Hop3sfall
Hope For Paws!!!
destructionhamster
Old friends senior dog sanctuary!
GetOffMyLawnYa
Give to tailwaggers.com
catchyusername
Do you have butternut squash farts or does butternut squash your farts? Either way, I'm going to have a followup question.
mybrothersmario
Or are the butternut squashes farting?
butternutsquashfarts
Yes! :-)
Bobloblaw8
As he said, local Humane societies are good, just avoid the AHS.
hamburgerearmuffs
An animal rescue thats local to you!
butternutsquashfarts
Okay, where do I donate?
Garbagecat
I'd like to recommend the elephant nature park in Chiang Mai thailand. I visited yesterday and they do great work.
Piornet
I'd say either your local humane society/animal rescue group, or something like a Big Cat Rescue (or elephant, etc.) - they tend to be good
Garbagecat
I know it's not local but they rescue elephants that are tortured and over worked for decades. It's haunting...
breasticular
It kind of sucks that MOST major non-for-profit organisations in the US are just there to make money...Red Cross, Susan G Kolman, AHS, etc.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I work for a non-profit and we're all about making money compaigns because its the only way to get enough money to run our programs
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
Also it takes a TON of funding to just run a non-profit. Grants don't often cover salary, office space, and all that overhead funding.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
These non-profits may be way worse, but all non profits need money to survive
johnson21
Red Cross too?
WScarlet
... Remember Haiti? Yeah. Don't give the Red Cross a dime.
Cicilla
Red cross is horrid. When I was really little there was a bad flood. Needed tons of paperwork, quotes, etc for help with the ac 1
Cicilla
still no help. Mom goes to salvation army and mentions it (getting help with stuff like cleaning supplies or something) and 2
Afirebugg
Source? And other options of donations towards pets or wildlife?
thecucumber
I'm curious about this too. The more successful the charity, the greater the overhead costs become, trade-off being increased awareness + $
Threewisemen
Slightly biased source with biased articals, but the actual information the share is true. www.humanewatch.org
Piornet
I can give you a couple, but here's one: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/douglas-anthony-cooper/humane-society_b_1943902.html
conniecpu
Did someone downvote you just because the article is huffpo?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
God I fucking hate HSUS so much. They have fucked up American wildlife management so much
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Them too. They have a lot of shitty, underhanded tactics.
Macy99
AHS is different from HSUS.
kewlchey
I'm just reading HSUS as a Spanish talking Jesus.
JorganVonStrangle
Better than PETA (I assume, I dunno, I'm Canadian)
RufusTheAardvark
Safe bet.
Threewisemen
Nope, same thing only without the crazy demonstrations. They think owning pets is cruel and would prefer all tame animals gone.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
They're PETA lite with better PR.
Threewisemen
Nope, basically the same thing without the crazy demonstrations. They don't want anyone to have pets and don't spend money to help pets.
MEGALOAF
Is the ASPCA okay?
Threewisemen
Eh, local shelters are still a lot better at actually using the money to help animals.
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
TheWayADrillWorks
INNN THE AAARRRMMSSSS OOFFF
missyinc
The ads on tv are actually free. Tv stations donate them X amount of time. I think they have to fulfil a certain amount of PSAs per day
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
SnarkySophia
Finding a local no kill shelter which focuses on using foster homes for animals waiting to be adopted would be ideal.
CrazyCatLad
No kill shelters offset the issue onto other shelters. I volunteer at a shelter that euthanizes (only for severe health/behavioral issues).
CrazyCatLad
(We have very good adoption numbers and must go to neighboring states or counties to get more animals.)
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
HyJinkx
The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals does operate a shelter and an animal hospital - they are both in New York City
HyJinkx
That's it, a New York City shelter only. It is a highly regarded shelter, but New York clearly isn't the nationwide shelter list
HyJinkx
some people think of when they think of the ASPCA. To be fair, the ASPCA does humane work all over the nation,
HyJinkx
but as far as operating shelters, well, no.
mukbun
I think they spend a lot on ads, not Shure tho.
ImSaltyWalty
They sure spend a lot of money on ads. Plus fuck that Sarah McLachlan song
Woodinthehood
Not really. My father's a vet who cares a lot about animal welfare, and he despises the ASPCA and AHS.
Woodinthehood
Not really. My father's a vet who cares a lot about animal welfare, and he despises the ASPCA and AHS.
ExceptFluffyDuck
Not condoning these organizations, but animal rights are *also important. We need both animal welfare and rights, as rights lead to welfare.
Woodinthehood
Being incredibly pedantic, but what would constitute"rights?" Life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness? How would that even work?
ExceptFluffyDuck
Jail time for people that abuse animals, for example. Rights to medical care. Rights exist to protect animals from people. Mostly asshats.
swimmer07
Care to elaborate? I just want more info :)
Woodinthehood
Sure thing! As a veterinarian, my dad obviously cares a lot about animals. The problem comes in the distinction between animal welfare (1)
Woodinthehood
and animal rights. People who are concerned with animal welfare (vets, local humane societies, etc) do their best to take care of (2)
Yepitsausername
American Humane is slightly better than the Humane Society of the United States, but local is always better.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
are locals okay to donate to? If they're a local SPCA or a humane society? That's where all my dogs came from, so I used to donate a ton
Yepitsausername
1. Yes. Just because something has "humane society" in the title does not mean that they are affiliated in any way with HSUS or AHS. In fact
Yepitsausername
2. that's something that the national "humane" societies bank on...they use the word "humane" in their title to encourage the belief that
Yepitsausername
3. they are affiliated. You can always call your local shelters/rescues and ask. Also, if you're in the US make sure that the rescue is