"You gave me a heart attack, Raymond" - dog probably

Jan 3, 2018 1:42 AM

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"You gave me a heart attack, Raymond" - dog probably

pwned

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Imma kill you when you do that sh.... it’s ok now you’re licking me”

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rawwwrrrr!!!! My bad, love you love you love you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The dog knows what that cat is capable of, and is NOT ok with it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

That doggo has a look that says this fucking guy. Whew that was intense.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Oh wow. Heckin big kitty. Such scared. Doggo no move. Heckin frozen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

House cat watching from the window like

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YOU DOIN ME A HECKIN DISCOMFORT PAL

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

the make-up kissies ahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Fuck you man! Not cool! Not cool at all!” - that dog, probly

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Another vicious big cat attack on unsuspecting doggo v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"The camo isn't working, why isn't the camo working" - dog

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog just lost one of its nine lives.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can someone explain how dogs play the role of being a companion for tigers and how they ensure they don't get hurt in the process?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes pouncing scenes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well a tigers tongue basically has teeth on it and can tear skin off , not the same as a dog licking a tiger

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For once it's the pussycat doing the licking

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*commence yellow snow

8 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 1

With a little brown..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red*

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Haha that was my first thought too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Struggle snuggle.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dogs reaction is "AAAAAHHHH noooooooo don't pounce on me, uugggg. why you gotta scare me like that?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprise buttsex!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Fun fact: a tigers tongue can lick down to the bone

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fun fact. Big cats in zoos are often given a dog to grow up with. It helps against depression and stuff. And stray dogs are cheap.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

It also helps them socialize with humans, at least with Cheetahs. Cheetah sees dog friend is relaxed, so cheetah relaxes too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this is primarily done in zoos where humans dont interact with the animals. One tiger even has a goat as companion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about my heart attack?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ man why do you have a fucking tiger! -dog

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Infact. Big cats in zoos are often given a dog to grow up with. It helps against depression and stuff. And stray dogs are cheap.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Infact. You keep commenting the exact same thing over and over

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I copied the same thing to several people, yes.... Whats wrong with that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don’t understand... is this the end??? dogs and tigers living together? Mass hysteria

8 years ago | Likes 552 Dislikes 2

What about the Twinkie?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck Grassley warned us this would happen if we let the gays marry

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Infact. Big cats in zoos are often given a dog to grow up with. It helps against depression and stuff. And stray dogs are cheap.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

This is the end we all hoped for.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was a room on the ship designed to look like a room at the Paramus Holiday Inn.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dogs and big cats are often housed together, this is not a unique situation.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

read it reduces stress for them when in captivity

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Infact. Big cats in zoos are often given a dog to grow up with. It helps against depression and stuff. And stray dogs are cheap.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

And tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Squints at the squint*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um...this is primarily for cheetahs though...not for tigers..tigers are not high strung and are mostly solitary...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of them need therapy dogs. Seriously.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes...Cheetahs do! Very, very rarely ever done with literally any other big cat, though...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tigers are solitary or paired with 1 or 2 other tigers of the same gender. They are not anxious animals at all, very territorial, too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That tiger could have murdered him in s second. Holy shit!

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

That's the purest essence of true love, friend. When you never know when they're about to murder you or cuddle, but you still stay with them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A swipe of a tiger paw can break bone at full force, even kill. That's not even mentioning the claws. They are powerful.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Big cats and dogs are raised together from a young age and see each other as friends

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That is super cool.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea but it's not like they're mindless killing machines they have lives too you know

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it is a tiger. I had one stare at me steadily for at least a minute. I felt primal fear like never before.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I️ went to a big cat rescue. I️ male lion charged at my dad, even with the fence there to stop him, we were all shaken up after. Haha

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Infact. Big cats in zoos are often given a dog to grow up with. It helps against depression and stuff. And stray dogs are cheap.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

That actually makes me happy. It's a win for all.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yeah and like I said. Stray dogs are cheap to replace if they are... broken. As the tiger gets bigger and stronger.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The restraint exhibited by that tiger borders on incredulous

8 years ago | Likes 854 Dislikes 13

The restraint is incredible. You might be incredulous

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

I don't know what that word means

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's one of those tigers whose teeth are removed?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I don't really know what I just read. And even less, if I understood even one single word. :l

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's like one missed feeding away from a damn pupper snuff film.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

This is probably a zoo actually. Many of them introduce animals such as Tigers to dogs before other animals. This is to get them used to 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being around other animals as well as reduce the chance that 2 of their expensive murder kittens kill each other on sight. Usually works

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 for expensive murder kittens

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it looks like its still somewhat young (its less than twice the size of that lab) so its mindset is still technically "playing"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 1, 2018 2:16 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Tiger Leader sounds like an RAF callsign from 1940

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After seeing username

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sir yes sir

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

@buddbilly, I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seinfeld?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Family Guy I believe

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is because he is not scared of the dog on any level.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

You are both wrong. It's simply a well-fed tiger with a well-known buddy. WILD literally means "unpredictable".

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty sure fuckload of animals and people were killed by tigers that were not scared...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 20+ lb house cat has slipped catching himself on my bare skin. Tearing it sounds just like cloth, and I'm nearly 10 times his size.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tiger wouldn't mean to kill his friend, but accidents happen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He doesn’t wanna hurt his buddy

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My "mere" 20 lb Timmay doesn't want to hurt me either. But one slip, claws out in surprise, and my skin sounded like cloth tearing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna believe the thing holding him back is love..... but the dog probably just ate.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dog looks extremely uncomfortable.

8 years ago | Likes 502 Dislikes 6

#MeToo

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I thought so too. It looked like it knew that thing could kill it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't you be uncomfortable with a tiger on you?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was going to say!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just a little tilted after getting sp00ked.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably doesn't want to upset the touchy murder-kitty.

8 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he knows the tiger could easily kill him at any moment

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

I don't want this to be true but I kinda agree with you. Hopefully they're usually great buddies but doggo is just not in the mood today.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The tiger is laying but the tiger also weighs hundreds of pounds and jumped on that dogs hips

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think that's a full grown tiger they should be bigger so probably not hundreds of pounds (yet)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think females get up to 300 lbs she looks bigger then the doggo who’s at least 100. even a middle schooler running full speed would hurt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tigers get up to 670 lbs for males, nearly 400 for females. That's a lot of cat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That plus running speed is ridiculous. Even a playful nibble could turn bloody

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever been licked by a tiger? Get some coarse sandpaper and rub it on your skin. That's exactly the feeling.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Greate now somebody has a tiger fetish

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... the dog has a thick coat of fur.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not for long

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That a tiger's tongue could actually rip right off.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Tigers literally lick the skin off of their prey

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A beautiful coat of fur. You think he's up for a cowlick by a wirebrush?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My dogs liked being brushed, haha.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0