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Sep 5, 2017 4:07 AM
gabisone
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DomZombie
Restless leg syndrome
SittinOnThePooper
Everyone forget he had several cases of infidelity???
3blindmicestolemycar
Maybe her G spot is there.
NotYourNiceSkitty
Least risque place to hold other than the hands, when out in public...
dimpolitics
lol this is something
ParadoxicalNuance
Plot twist: she's in house arrest and he's just hiding the anklet from paparazzi
Shltles
TheTimeless
I like to think that it's just one guy following them around ONLY taking photos whenever he does this.
Jesslynx
Looks like he's blocking a quick kick to the head to me
joeee808
His arms are so long the ankle is more convenient than the hand in that tight space.
JCPercules
Even if has u instead of you..well written
rikkipatterson
That's not a Red Flag at all.
DefenderOfDog
He never learned how to hold hands and no one wants to correct him
brrryyyyyyyy
Only sluts show ankle
FatBastardVegetarian
Troy Aikman and Jay Z are starting to look like each other.
Bruc3LZR
Can't relate. Single
winnerwinnerchickendinner
Ankles
DethKap
It may be a shave leg check. If the legs are shaved he might be getting some.
Hungrypiemonger
its to stop her from constantly kicking him.
AlphaQueueBeta
dijital101
She probably kicks her leg too much and he's keeping her from tripping players.
Ihatecornbeef
Maybe he suffers from social anxiety and he does it to feel secure , money can't prevent anxiety...
Wowter99
Well, it ain't anklexiety.
immatureoldguy
It's the only part of her body he can get his around.
bridogz
That's actually adorable. I grab my SO's pinky with mine. Funny how we all have a spot.
murielsmurmurs10
The old ball and chain, eh.
BananaAddedForScale
Maybe she has cold ankles? My gf does and I do this quite often
Kleinstlebewesen
or they could wear socks. warm fuzzy fluffy socks.
bendurrodriguez
If only there was a piece of clothing you could wear over your feet and ankles to help keep you warm...
Equinox13
If Beyonce did it, there would be so many girls wearing socks and six inch heels it would become a meme.
Poxopi
Didn't he cheat on her tho?
bendurrodriguez
Maybe he just has a thing for ankles?
ElbowdeepinElmo
Well, that explains some things...
PunjabiMacgyver
i love ankles, ankles, ankles, ankles, ankles i do adore
Yarony
I do it to..It's an intimate gesture
babysharkdoodoodoodoodoodoo
I would have a thing for ankles too, if the ankle was attached to Beyoncé
kellycorn
My boyfriend will just hold any part of me within reach and that's what it looks like JayZ is doing to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dipityseren
Well...he married well then, girl's got a nice set of gams and pretty ankles.
landofbob
So THAT'S why he never goes to Amish country.
LtWilhelm
Or maybe it's just the opposite so he covers them so he doesn't have to see them
mstalltree
this made me laugh +1
AlfStewartsRapeDungeon
maybe it comforts her
bendurrodriguez
True... I'd also think it's a 'safe' place for physical contact that works while seated, and not overtly sexual.
Cavalier17
I'm a guy and this would definitely comfort me, a constant reminder that my SO is still there. But I'm needy as shit lmao
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
or maybe she's ALWAYS BOUNCING HER FUCKING LEG and that's the only way to stop her.
Cheesecakecrush
My wife shakes the entire car when we're driving. I hold her leg and she gets mad at me. Guess I need shaken baby syndrome
RelativeVelocity
Sound theory
InfiniteSynapse
HA. Relatable
inredsharpie
Jay-Z has a foot fetish. This convinced me and I'm not going back.
Skittleballs
I mean, he used to sell crack. Zero problems with the foot fetish.
inredsharpie
I got 99 problems, but Jay-Z ain't one.
Mouthspitter
My gf is 10 years younger and 10 times hotter than me. So i intend to put a ring on her.
Gayforbae
Or maybe a collar?
abundantbadgers
10 yrs, 10x hotter? So that's like, 100 times... Hot-years, measure of age defiance.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc
AUSMCMLXXXV
I am so cynical about marriage, yet that was one of the No.1 reasons my latest ltr ended ???? should have listened to beyonce or whoever sai
AUSMCMLXXXV
Put a ring on it.
TheInfamousPenguin
AnalPounderWithCheese, A good ol' traditional man with traditional values. A Family man.
bexbox
" If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it". Sorry could not resist...i just got off the unit. Best i could muster up.
Whwat
an attempt was made:/
shecallsitZeus
You are literally me
shecallsitZeus
Except i put a collar on my gf. The ring is a work in progress. And by that i mean i cant afford one
Pyrostasis
My GF was 14 yrs younger than me and can out shoot me in counterstrike. Wifed her up so fast it made her head spin. Wife Carry FTW!
bannerz
Are you... are you rich?
calldrdaley
As a guy in a similar situation, I'm not rich but I'd like to think I'm pretty handsome and I make her laugh all the time. Oh and bed stuff.
joeys2323
I think we're going to need photo proof
TheJumpyBean
That would be weird if you were over 20
TwerkingLurker
So you're a 1 and she's a 10? Or maybe you're a 5 and she's a 6, on a logarithmic scale?
indigorinse
I think you're supposed to ask before you put the ring on.
lazysombrero
*on her ankle.
themexicanwave
Mine was 5yrs younger and 5 times hotter than me. Locked her down QUICK!! proposed, married, house, kid 1, kid 2. Just had 7yr anniversary
StavrosDi
Does she know your imgur username?
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
By ring do you actually mean handcuffs so she is unable to escape?
riChchestMat
I believe that's called a fever, and you should take her to the doctor or hospital
NekoMiko06
Based on the differential between standard room and body temperature, at 163C (325.4 Freedomunits) she's overcooked.
polymetricr
The only prescription is more cowbell.
SkinknamedJormungandr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROS4TUg-WU
RubyPorto
That's a manacle and you can't use it to keep people anymore.
GrizzlyWicks
what ladies really want is a monacle
cazzegiare
funny guy, but i have no need to manacle her. there's no way she's getting out of the basement.
Thneitis
Ya you can
Velexis
But only if they consent, or you fake their death
RackhamTheRed
only if the ring goes around the neck and is attached to a chain
cklepper
Thatsmyfetish.jpg
aneane
....aaaaand I see your username.
Mouthspitter
I was first considering "DaughterPounderwithPlease". But i think it would have been indelicate.
Affray
I for one am glad you went with the more delicate option, AnalPounderwithCheese.
aneane
Indelicate yes. But also funny as hell.
saranara100
I don’t blame him. Jay-Z is a good artist, but he ugly
Simonboo
"Can you play New York by Alicia Keys?". "The Jay-Z version?" "Er, no thanks!".
mooselakus
"there's no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute" - jayz
ICameInSearchOfButts
He looks like joe camel. But he's also insanely talented so...
SansAandAnguS
I don't reckon he's any less attractive than Kanye, and he's a nice guy. Kanye is a total dick AND ugly, but no one seems to say that (?)
EvilandImaginary
Yeah cheating on his wife is real "nice guy" stuff.
Memes4Cheap
i feel like kanye acts like that on purpose so people would think hes crazy and leave him alone
Buttress
Objectively, Kanye is definitely more "attractive" than Jay-Z.
FastandBiCurious
I think Kanye is incredibly attractive.
usuallurker
Dunno why people are down voting you, you're entitled to your opinion
SansAandAnguS
For real?
FastandBiCurious
Yup.
NotTheGreatestOCJustATribute
Jay z is a nice guy? Name a single nice thing he's done. His entire career is simply boasting. He claims he sold drugs to kids. Great.
imgurPapi
On Father's Day he bailed out fathers out from jail with his own money
NotTheGreatestOCJustATribute
Just read he only bailed out black fathers as well. Yes, he really cares about people and isn't just pandering to ghetto culture
PrinceOfZamunda
Black = ghetto?
NotTheGreatestOCJustATribute
How is bailing out criminals a good thing? He couldn't have helped single fathers?
AranaDiscoteca
It turns out you're only a criminal after you're convicted of something which is not synonymous to jail. Further, if they were released on
Derragur
Kanye is average, jay z is ugly
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Also back in the day Jay shot his brother. So, you know maybe not too nice.
SansAandAnguS
I agree that neither one of them is anything to look at, but Kanye is just so much less attractive to me as he's so obnoxious & arrogant.
herestotheroc
i'm curious what led you to that opinion, when i didn't listen to his music and heard things about him i didn't form such a strong opinion.
SansAandAnguS
It's just the way he conducts himself in general. Always big noting himself and putting others down. It's not cool.