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Tinkerbellatrix
LOL
NachomanDandyCabbage
Are you a spambot?..... "I have a boyfriend."
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
spam bot: whats my purpose? programmer: you try to trick guys into going to our website. spam bot: http://imgur.com/6QeccT4
EatBrainz
Yep, they've done it. They are now self aware.
End1ng
Does she know she's an ad?!
CaptainJeanLucPicardOfTheFederationStarshipUSSEnterprise
9555095
Who's that Pokemon?, " its pikachu!" it's voltorb, " GOD DAMMIT!!"
9555095
https://youtu.be/IfQumd_o0Gk
Hydr0p0nik
I usually hate when people post their conversations with the spam bots but this one is badass! OP was thinking it was legit! +1 dude!
TwatSprinkle
The exact reason I quit Tinder.
GadenKerensky
I think it's a programmed response at any mention of the word 'Spam'}
iwaslikeacrackhitler
You think?
JeraldJohnson
I mean......or...OR.....it's a human on the other end responding appropriately
GadenKerensky
That too. Could be fucking with him.
bukowskisbottle
Woah most viral!!!! This is amazing! Hit me up if you live in dfw! We'll grab a beer or whatever!
cdhpineapple
This has been the default response asking about spam on grindr for years
hiig
Even vegetarian spambots feel the need to announce they are vegetarian.
HTIDPyro
Just day drunk on a Monday.
mynamesbryson
Most of them have bios now too.
ingloriousimgurist
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
They're evolving.
ColonelCain
Having never used tinder, does the app let you report spam bots?
bukowskisbottle
It does, but like the mythical hydra, two more replace the one you cut down
ArnoldDuran
Hahahah ohhh man, fuck tinder dude, i just date the good ol fashion way... roofies and lots of em
Garythenotrashcougar
Fucking hell, we're witnessing the singularity...
stormegedendarklordofall
What are you trying to express?
nocluejustnotmyoldone
Not learning, just simple code: if (reply ~= /spam/) { funny_spam_comment.random() }
128Gigabytes
oh wow thanks for clearing that up Im sure we all thought it was doing it without any code.
nocluejustnotmyoldone
No problem! I try to help!
TechnicalDrift
SHE PLAYED YOU LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
Tuwan
WE BUILT IT DAMN IT
IshanBasu8888
I would say she played him more like a cello
DisgruntledButProfessional
THEYRE BECOMING SELF AWARE!!!!
Decapitatrix
Is this why all the dudes I message on Tinder start off with jokes now? Yes, I heard about the Italian chef who pasta way, fuck or nah?
128Gigabytes
hello yes 1 fuck please.
TheClayKnight
Hmm... *reads username* I'll pass on that thanks
Decapitatrix
Lol that was my old DJ name, these days I just use my real name
theoshadowfang
u want some fuuuuuuk
Skippyshitz
DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S AN AD?
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
spam bot: whats my purpose? programmer: you try to trick guys into going to our website. spam bot: http://imgur.com/6QeccT4
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
I think that may be a South Park reference!
theoshadowfang
I am glad this happened.
JordaS
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
DehDooge
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
stormegedendarklordofall
I am sure this bot does not have that level of sentience. Or for that matter.m, any at all. It might not even "think" the way we do.
Ultrafire3
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
AllAroundMeAreUnfamiliarFaces
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
Chromosomes
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
JordaS
What have I done
TrdMrk
is that a south park reference?
xephyr417
Yes
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
annamalnomster
Best comment
Ultrafire3
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
JordaS
is that a south park reference?
DaddySlapper
Yes
ChomskyWouldnt
they're learning
pacey5714
"Had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy But hoes gon' be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy"
SaintJStew
Is that a South Park reference?
punchlineguy
Attaroo
On March 20th, 2017, Pornbot achieved sentience...
bloxcox
Its true I feel like some of them get smarter
youngmountaingoat
Well if they can sit up straight then they're already smarter than some of my ex's.
bukowskisbottle
History in the making
Fuckfacevonclowndick
Followed by deletion
Vaanhalen
Watched T2 Saturday. It's aged like a fine wine
CaptainAsshat
Adding a specific response to the word 'spam' is probably not very hard.
TemporalPairofSocks
I always suspected that spambots would be the first to pass the turing test.
grim86
I always ask suspicious matches if they're familiar with the Turing test. They rarely are
GodEmperorGummy
Doesn't look like anything to me.
SlayTheMuff
I always called them slutbots
CaptGunpowder
Hopefully it doesn't learn to be a Nazi Dominatrix Bot like that failed abortion that was Google's AI
StopStaringAtMyPetMidget
So many people on here wont have the faintest idea what this means.
Nuclearwaste9
Porn net activated.
ImgeneralBennet
Within the year Porn-net had control of every sex-bot on the planet, on Janurary 3rd, 2018 they attacked.
ImgeneralBennet
This is how the war against the machines began with screams from bedrooms across the world, and the blood of a million severed dicks.
Dicho83
Pressed for a comment SexBotz's CEO stated "It may have been a mistake to add jagged metal teeth to the Vulvamax insert. Hindsight is 20/20"
Attaroo
Listen, and understand! That Smart Dildo is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with.
Attaroo
It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are fucked up the ass!
RaffScallion
Rule #1: When a girl messages a guy first, it's a bot
drewgolas
True story. I am gay, and never found a bot on tinder. There's never a girl messaging first
BoopityBap
Living in a non-US country, they are easy to spot. If they have an American name and are exactly 10km away, they are a bot :P
borfusion
Except on Bumble
CalicoChris
Not always true but then they are normally crazy
poopfromabove
If that were true I would have never had that amazing few times with that stripper...
poopfromabove
Or the clinic bill
SomeDetroitGuy
I'm married but it really seems like meeting people in person are way easier.
RaffScallion
Agreed, but it takes no effort to swipe a face. Much more successful for girls though
daveisamonster
The only reason I don't leave my wife is because dating these days is strange.
RaffScallion
If you're not joking, get help man. That's not a great place to be for either of you
daveisamonster
Also having a slave is nice
Idontcareaboutmyusernameomg
Wtf
mckenna310
Yep and guys now don't message first either. It's a vicious cycle of singleness.
RaffScallion
Some keep trying and when they inevitably get barely any replies...they get fed up and don't. The cycle continues
BroadFjord
Oh wow, how many bitter comments have you left on this post? Sounds like you could use a break from the dating apps
RaffScallion
You're probably right mate :/
BroadFjord
I know it's rough out there. I felt the same frustration. For me just pursuing my life got me noticed and things worked out w.o forcing it
NeutralBullshit
I disagree. I messaged first to my partner on a dating site. I'm not a bot.
RaffScallion
That's exactly what a bot would say
NeutralBullshit
Prove me !
RaffScallion
Is that like "witness me" but for bots?
IBlowForALiving
That's what's stopping guys from responding to me?! Ugh!!
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Nice username
IBlowForALiving
Better, now that I'm talking to you.
NotTheRealNPH
This is not 100% true, just majority.
RaffScallion
It was a joke (but tragically mostly true)
DatingCounselor
It's never been true in my case. Plenty of girls message first. Not bots but they tend to have kids or are crazy, or both.
RaffScallion
How old are you and your prospective belles?
DatingCounselor
Between 25 and 35 is my range
metalfoto
You are goddamn right.
charismaticmegafauna
I usually message first :/
MattDerKomponist
Exemption to Rule #1: Bumble
MattDerKomponist
*Exception
RaffScallion
An app that doesn't work for 90% of guys. I did the maths, you can trust me
MattDerKomponist
So it doesn't work for 90% of girls either?
RaffScallion
You've lost me
MattDerKomponist
Well I just assumed that the ratio of guys and girls was the same. But it really doesn't matter lol
mystiyful
No wonder they would never message back if I did first. Oh well, c'est la vie. Besides I ended up meeting my love at work.
DuckPlanetKing
Felderburg
...except on the Bumble app, where women are required to message first.
Knope4President
That's how I met my boyfriend (of 1 year). Funny thing is we had matched on OKCupid too, but he didn't message me.
RaffScallion
It's because he was messaging 100s of other girls (but still getting no replies)
Knope4President
Possible, yes. That's why we both liked bumble best.
RaffScallion
You* liked it best. Not sure about him
RaffScallion
...and they never do. Case closed
TheChelsanator
I do
RaffScallion
Hi there
BroadFjord
Someone's trying a little too hard
TheChelsanator
Sup shawty
BaddieMaxter
Happy to report I messaged my boyfriend first and we have happily lived together for a year and a half. It is possible!
RaffScallion
Exception unfortunately. But happy(ish) for you ;)
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
So you're just a successful tinder bot, then?
BaddieMaxter
Bumble, which I guess doesn't even count because ladies have to send the first message
uhrenpapst
Hey! My Gf messaged me first. I mean she is really sweet and I still look forward meeting her after all these months but you know... love.
LoveBigD
5 years?
uhrenpapst
5 years what?
NotAnIroningBoard
They're not hard to spot. Super hot pics. Talks to me. Bio is too cliche or blank. Messages first.
Kennleth
If I recall from my online dating days; 95% of profiles are cliche. Seriously if it said "I like to travel" it was on to the next one.
paul289
Me - "How's it going?" Her - "What's up?" ...
RaffScallion
The sad thing is, some will actually do that. As a guy we're meant to carry the conversation according to some girls
PatronSaintofKillers
"girl" and "wants to talk to me" pretty much gives it away
RaffScallion
You missed the quote marks around "pretty"
PatronSaintofKillers
Alas, 'tis true
RaffScallion
Indeed. Overdone, overposed pics. Often no bio
GerberLegalTeam
They go to "USA university" or some made up crap.
blondewithabrain
But I always message first and I'm an attractive girl
NotAnIroningBoard
How come you haven't messaged me yet then? Checkmate botwithabrain
blondewithabrain
Why would I message someone without a picture? I only message hot guys ????
NotAnIroningBoard
If I had a picture, then I'D be a bot. I think my username tells you all you need to know about my hotness
Jng218
Well this is awkward, I've messaged guys first...I'm having an existential crisis right now. Am I a bot?
DinosaurSexSymbol
....I always message first. I'm ok with being a bot.
rayrayofsunshine13
Girl, me too.
antibullseye
No but you're probably ugly
Jng218
Cool, thanks
bleghdfsdjh
Yup
RaffScallion
Keep it up, you're holding the fort for your gender!
UpvoteFairyCakes
Hey, there are dozens of us who message first. DOZENS.
RaffScallion
Simply TENS of them!
Jng218
RaffScallion
I'll have a word with them for ya. (As with anything on online dating, it helps if you're attractive. The whole thing sucks)
Jng218
Dear god, now I'm definitely having a crisis. I could potentially be ugly and not know it!
retgarr
Yep, would have assumed you were a bot. And you would have probably gotten a strange reply.
UpvoteFairyCakes
To be fair I prefer strange replies. I talk to a lot of people, 'hi' and 'how are you' get old very quickly.
RaffScallion
When, rarely, I do get messages first, it is just that. Feel like the onus is all on the guy to be interesting and 'out of the ordinary'
UpvoteFairyCakes
Well to be fair when I message first it's never 'hi'. I try and ask something based on photos, profile, etc. Or send a gif or something.
Gasnia
Try to kill someone. Bots are programmed not to harm humans. It's a law of robotics.
Jng218
I'll let you know how it goes.
JohnnyNameless
WELL? It's been 40 minutes!
Jng218
My apologies. Let's just say I'm a little dirty from digging holes.
ArnoldDuran
Tomorrows headline- " young woman on acid thought she was spam bot, killed man to determine her identity... now heres Tom with the weather!"
ArnoldDuran
I give credit to my upvotes to the legend-wait for it- dairy - Bill Hicks! may he rest in Peace =,<
supersalid
Well how often do you link guys to your cam page and say the credit card info is only used for age verification?
Jng218
Only once in awhile!
supersalid
I've got some bad news, you're definitely a bot.