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Credit goes to Jimmy Craig who created "They can talk." Source: http://theycantalk.com
FP: Yay, I made it! Thanks everyone! Hope you enjoyed this comic as much as I did :)
thecuteocalypseishere
The earthworm one stops before the inevitable time when it stops raining and they all burn to death in the sun :D
kimchipimchi
Why is everyone posting this now
RoMaAgOfficial
It's a repost. Downvote
nendzeey
oh man those are brilliant. thanks for sharing
Dramacian
They can talk... indeed, but (hopefully) not to us. I don't want my fried chicken tell me about the roads he has crossed.
Dickbuttpussyslayer
First talking, next world domination
AnnoyingXmasElf
AssimilatingGiraffes
My favorite gif! +1
Jds771
stupid
OmniDevil
+1 for asshole bees
alchemist23
Upvoted for not erasing the author
EdCoJim
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/monster-girls/Fucking+ice+cold/NfYfLAs/19
AnHonestlyPleasantTurtle
shinall
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Pikachu8091
Not pictured for cats: "Hey, let me in cunt-gazelle."
OrigamiShark
"Ann who? Ann Teeter? Never heard of her."
Betyoucantgetmyperiodtothefp
Dear chicken. That's a pimple growing.
Theylovetheslowramp
Aw yisss* - worm
mrsbraundor
Those giraffes should've been dinosaurs. That would've been funny.
meggs7272
+1 for difference between male and female salmon.
kimchipimchi
Why is everyone posting this now
IfTheyGaveMeAnOptionToLeaveThisAreaEmptyIWouldLeaveItEmpty
if cats could speak, they would lie to you
lifeisameme
looks like it worked out for the giraffe
Xaldyn
One of them, anyway.
LiTMac
Well they're both male...
LennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OhDearLordIDeletedMyLastAccount
it bugs me that the goose / bird / thing is looking the wrong way at the plane :/ dear god what have I become?
VictorMtts
How 'bout the fact that they can fly at 600mph?
AssimilatingGiraffes
OhDearLordIDeletedMyLastAccount
yes! YES! The birds are on the left of the plane, the bird is also looking... LEFT. AT NOTHING. THIS TORMENTS MY SOUL GREATLY.
SmokeyDragon
I feel like that racoon one is gonna go to jail for rape...
FullMetalBitch
It'd only be county, he'll be alright.
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
I wonder if he swims
AssimilatingGiraffes
It's okay, only for 6 months
lawlimbad
But that racoon is MOSTLY black so......
Lahmajune
Possibly even for 3 months if well behaved.
SHOWMETHERICE
Nice reference
Twinklepot
Racoons swim pretty fast I've heard ...
Mac3theAc3
Too soon
Golden8Monkey
These have a Far Side feel to them. +1
ManimalMike
Almost positive that the vultures/rabbit one is cribbed from a Far Side strip.
hibsta
Far Side needs to make a comeback
Lachastabiker
Miss far side.
AssimilatingGiraffes
Yes please
SirScarface69
And C&H
theflyingriffin
Who else paused in their mind with the swimming dolphins?
captianfabulous
Me, I read it like the dolphins talk in Finding Nemo
TwatSprinkle
P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
oceanskysforever
25 years old and am gonna watch the FUCK out of Finding Dory
Elunar
Finding Dory? more info pls ;+;
TepidTea
Google it
oceanskysforever
Comes out in a few weeks in the US, varies for other countries. Sequel to finding nemo as they try to find more about dory's family
Elunar
Omg yes. Thank you. ;>
blueygooey
fun fact: worms come to the surface when it rains because the ground isnt water proof and they would fucking drown otherwise
huskytribes
false - wet conditions allow for easier migration overland
blueygooey
that is a reason that some do, but mine is not false, that is a legitimate reason
huskytribes
it's not hard to google - you're wrong
blueygooey
1). maybe if you dig a little deeper you will find new info - http://mentalfloss.com/article/50786/why-do-worms-surface-after-rain -
blueygooey
2) you're wrong about me being wrong