If animals could talk

Jun 9, 2016 8:12 PM

AssimilatingGiraffes

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Credit goes to Jimmy Craig who created "They can talk." Source: http://theycantalk.com

FP: Yay, I made it! Thanks everyone! Hope you enjoyed this comic as much as I did :)

The earthworm one stops before the inevitable time when it stops raining and they all burn to death in the sun :D

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why is everyone posting this now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's a repost. Downvote

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

oh man those are brilliant. thanks for sharing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can talk... indeed, but (hopefully) not to us. I don't want my fried chicken tell me about the roads he has crossed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First talking, next world domination

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favorite gif! +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stupid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

+1 for asshole bees

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for not erasing the author

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not pictured for cats: "Hey, let me in cunt-gazelle."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ann who? Ann Teeter? Never heard of her."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear chicken. That's a pimple growing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw yisss* - worm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those giraffes should've been dinosaurs. That would've been funny.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

+1 for difference between male and female salmon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is everyone posting this now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

if cats could speak, they would lie to you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like it worked out for the giraffe

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

One of them, anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well they're both male...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it bugs me that the goose / bird / thing is looking the wrong way at the plane :/ dear god what have I become?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

How 'bout the fact that they can fly at 600mph?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

yes! YES! The birds are on the left of the plane, the bird is also looking... LEFT. AT NOTHING. THIS TORMENTS MY SOUL GREATLY.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like that racoon one is gonna go to jail for rape...

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 6

It'd only be county, he'll be alright.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he swims

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's okay, only for 6 months

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

But that racoon is MOSTLY black so......

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Possibly even for 3 months if well behaved.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Nice reference

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Racoons swim pretty fast I've heard ...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too soon

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These have a Far Side feel to them. +1

9 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 2

Almost positive that the vultures/rabbit one is cribbed from a Far Side strip.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Far Side needs to make a comeback

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Miss far side.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes please

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

And C&H

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who else paused in their mind with the swimming dolphins?

9 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 1

Me, I read it like the dolphins talk in Finding Nemo

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

25 years old and am gonna watch the FUCK out of Finding Dory

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Finding Dory? more info pls ;+;

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Google it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Comes out in a few weeks in the US, varies for other countries. Sequel to finding nemo as they try to find more about dory's family

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg yes. Thank you. ;>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fun fact: worms come to the surface when it rains because the ground isnt water proof and they would fucking drown otherwise

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

false - wet conditions allow for easier migration overland

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that is a reason that some do, but mine is not false, that is a legitimate reason

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not hard to google - you're wrong

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1). maybe if you dig a little deeper you will find new info - http://mentalfloss.com/article/50786/why-do-worms-surface-after-rain -

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) you're wrong about me being wrong

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