Don't wife, dead inside.

May 9, 2017 3:55 PM

stoler202

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Doglifting

Well that was intense

I am absolutely loving it. More please

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WAS THAT A ZIT POPPER WHAT IS THAT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm sure she is an actress, cant remember what from.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BLINK! Just Fucking blink

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

last chart is unbelievably true, this girl is girl i just fell in love!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually can't watch this shit she's giving me nightmares

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Attempts to wife anyway!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is repost bot?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do #4 but with the small kids in the house. We call it Toddilus.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love her. I also love her cat. The dog seems okay too I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would totally wife

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Justneckbeardthings

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this is probably the hardest ive cringed in the past month. please kys

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

N

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her name is Anna Speckhart. She's a model, I creep on her Instagram, she has a doge. Much good.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hopefully this doesn't offend her, but is she blind?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's what i thought the first couple of gifs! Just too focused on the computer screen, I think.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If shes using video on a DSLR, she's watching the video as its being recorded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

serial killers don't blink

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn then I'm not a serial killer I guess

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Her smile is gorgeous

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Don't dead wife inside?

9 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 4

Inside dead don't wife

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

crack open a cold one broh

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Don't dead open inside

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't inside dead wife.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dead don't inside wife?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Dead, don't inside wife.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking hope not.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is she on YouTube?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Her name is Anna Speckhart, she's on IG. She's a pro model, she's in international ads and magazine covers.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 283 Dislikes 3

My first crush

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Mine too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the mom? Weirdo

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, it's always been Wednesday for me

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I found both Gomez AND Morticia alluring as fuck?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, but in 2017.. no I guess

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She's straddling that Vicki Mendoza Diagonal

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Slant line*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah dog, she in the Shelly Gillespie zone.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah that's right. Stay the FUCK away. While it may be fun at first, it is guaranteed to end up bad.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love both y'all for the references

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love you too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has @PrettiesAndPuppersAnd seen this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She doesn't blink.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Just like major Motoko Kusanagi.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Trying too hard to look crazy. That being said I just watched her pop a zit on her head and still would bang.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

What are you, 13? Or 14 now, I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

its hard to imagine being so disturbed and excited at the same time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poop comes out of ladies' butts and I still love the butt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fart warming image semi-related.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want the zip popper thingy. That looks amazing

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I have one and I love it! It's great for getting blackheads out and pimples too. Just sanitize the tool after each use

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If you don't you get more blackheads and more fun !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's it called?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Extractor tool. I have the Tweezerman one and it works great. Amazon has a ton of other brands too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like someone already wifed her

9 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

ya, some lucky mexican dude.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I don't think that baby is a real baby. Or she's one of the first to successfully breed with a mannequin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think they were talking about the wedding ring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charles Lee Ray.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By the third gif all I could think was "Damn, this girl needs to get a job or a hobby"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seems like she has a hobby

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seems more like sharing her insane boredom. But she does seem to find it amusing. But so do I when I'm that bored lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or is it an engagement ring??

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Engagement ring.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To this guy: https://www.instagram.com/cqsmileny/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've gotta say that is surprising as hell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably has a nice size bank account.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Either he looks old or could be her father.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 3

Is that David, the CFO of Dunder Mifflin Paper?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Girls named Tiffany

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic case of danger zone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha I love that it just flat-out says you should never date anyone who's a 5 or below

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't settle. Also, somebody's 6 is somebody's 10.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Vikki Mendoza diagonal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

lol why does tranny hotness start at 8

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Because they go out of their way to look pretty, to pass as women. or their super ugly. its always one or the other.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if they're not hot, they get clocked. and since they're getting the surgery anyway...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm embarrassed to admit that I know where this is from

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love how the y-axis starts at 5.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Hahaha I never noticed, thank you for pointing it out!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I was wondering how trannies are negative values of crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The tranny zone is also under 5.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Because all women and men are at least a 5 crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But isn't Tranny below the x-axis?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's another dimension.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he just ran out of space.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU delicious sauce, enjoy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm a unicorn.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

I like your candor.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't lie, tranny.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I mean, she’s not lying, she already stated that she had a horn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

From a purely statistical standpoint, I'm disinclined to believe you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It is plausible that I might be crazy, and not know it. I'll confer with my ward mates, and let you know.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well you're on the internet for one and you're already married for another. Don't tease us sad lonely internet people with your happiness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

lol, happiness...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh? Why aren't you happy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you know a lot if genuinely happy people?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I was going to make a sarcastic "ok" joke but I just peeked at your profile and I must say I like your drawings

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Thanks :)

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

are they all based on real people or just free drawing?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

They are all modeled after pictures. Some of myself, some that people send me, and some are just eye catching ones I find online.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Your mission, should you choose to accept it; draw a unicorn. Bonus points for drawing yourself as a unicorn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn... I feel inclined to accept :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Those sketches are for two imgurians who sent me their nudies for inspiration. I'd hate to leave them hanging over a unicorn :) This is ...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that knife please sharpen

9 years ago | Likes 1274 Dislikes 8

Dull as my butt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I was having anxiety watching her cut the tomato screaming in my head THAT'S HOW SOMEONE LOSES A FINGER!!!

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

A dull blade cuts worse than a sharp sword.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rule number 1 - You never give a sharp knife to a crazy-

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That bothers me, probably way more than it should

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Million times this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seeing as this is the top comment, I will start collecting gifs of dull knives for my first dump.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Better follow through

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep... jesus. She had me until she showed her poorly managed cutlery.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad she looked at the end, was about to get messy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And her fucking finger on top of it....

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yeah, choke up on that motherfucker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's nothing wrong with finger on top. Maybe not for what she's doing, but still. Maybe she just wanted to maximize her tip control. :|

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the tomatoes, they all have like rubber skin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, a properly sharpened knife would glide through it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Given the fact that she's not appropriately watching what she's doing, a dull knife is probably in her better interests.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A dull knife would've caused more damage to her hand than a sharp one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have 1000 up votes for a knife comment, must be degrees

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a fair call, having a blunt knife just wont cut it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's easier to hurt yourself with a blunt knife than razor sharp one.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And a bad cut from a "dull" knife is harder to stitch up because it isn't a clean cut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That kind of thing happened to a friend of mine, except of a knife it was a machete, and instead of a finger it was the top of his foot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't wait to comment on how much that knife must be sharpened immediately... but you already did.

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 2

It bothered me so badly, I read this comment. And said the same thing in different words anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had the same thought, and how she's holding the tomato is dangerous too, should use back of knuckles.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could just be because it's not serrated. I never cut tomato with non-serrated.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What is this, tomato slices for two dimensional aliens?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When someone asks me to share my food.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the tomato knife test.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either all my knives are shit, or is her knife completely fine?

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 14

A sharp knife is a safe knife.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JESUS FUCK, SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES. OH MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT ?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Any shitty knife can be O.K. ( NOT GOOD, BUT FINE) when sharpened correctly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your knives needs sharpening. I sharp my knife every 5-10 times I use them

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

5-10? are we talking whetstone sharpening or one of those shitty honers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of sharpening, get a honing stone only need a good sharpening like 1 time a year if you take care of them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the weight of the knife itself doesn't slice a tomato easily, you need a sharper knife.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it doesn't pass the paper test it needs to be sharpened

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even my old shitty knives could get through that tomato in one slice. Sharpen them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your knives are shit. Don't feel bad, my knives are shit, too. I've got like ONE good one that I don't let anyone else touch.

9 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

You only need 1 good knife, and you keep it sharp all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, well, IKEA.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

They do have some decent knives, but you gotta sharpen em up before, after and sometimes during use.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

No knife is a bad knife. However any knife can be unsharpened. There's a professional knife sharpener that sharpened a walmart knife

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to prove the point. It worked as well as any other knife, but it probably just wouldn't hold the edge as long.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IKEA kitchenware used to be shit. They got their act together around 10-15 years ago. Now it's pretty damn good, but a knife doesn't stay (1

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have IKEA knives from just over 15 years ago. It's a wonder I still have 10 fingers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sharp without regular maintenance. Sharpen regularly, hand wash only, don't use the blade to scrape food off the cutting board. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Can I touch it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can touch the blade. With your still-beating heart.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0