We really do be out here making the federal agents monitoring this site question their life choices.

Aug 9, 2025 12:48 AM

HixioftheValley

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It's the FBI's fault, our conversations are none of their bussyness

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bossy

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a small part of why ElbowDeep is such a treasure.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bussies

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just listened to Dixon Dallas the other day, it was hilarious

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhm... Can we discuss 'boy pussies' here for educational purposes? Because I'm honestly thinking I've missed a thread somewhere that explains this concept. I don't want to risk tossing that out in a discussion and getting hate for it. Also, I dare not try to internet that phrase.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, sadly, all our FBI monitors just lost their jobs and have been replaced by copies of Claude running on a Beowulf cluster of ESP32's. Unfortunately Claude just hallucinated and posted these things on LNI for our "enjoyment", under your account name... And reported you to SWAT

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're adorable, they don't care about terrorists anymore unless they want to hire them for ice. Plus, these are rightwing times, the subs don't work unless they can abuse people. At this point they've fired the agents and put AI in charge of watching everyone

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, its "boy pussy" this, and "bussy" that. What about some gender equality? Where gussy lovers at?

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The equivalent to "boy pussy" is "girl dick" and we very much like that too.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

With trumps in charge, that gets you put in a list.

7 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

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Fuckin' love Wrex, man.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what, they're not monitoring 4chan anymore?

7 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

/a/cCnozVP

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are entire boards on 4chan dedicated to this subject

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The mods there worked for DOGE

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought 4chan closed down or something? That change?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope my personally assigned agent likes furry porn

7 months ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

I make it, so I hope mine suffers just a little bit.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After they saw Trump in the Epstein files, furry poem is safe reading.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine ain’t said shit yet

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It will grow on them

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope mine's got a thing for bloodthirsty cyborgs.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I never got the sense that Six was "blood thirsty". They spend most of the second act going out of the way to help civilians evacuate, and shows some small moments of sentimentality.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope mine got the bribe I left for him in the park.

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