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PrincessLeliana
Welcome to allergies. Snuggles are worth it though
thalass
I feel your pain. My cat loves me but my immune system hates her :(
Facetaint
Some things are worth it.
iswearitsnotarepost
W024
Girlfriends ✌️cat✌️
jhs2595
Cats carrying poison ivy in on them.
SoupX2
As someone who also has cat allergies, can confirm.
AussieWoman
RussianJudge
JoggingWithForks
If your girlfriend touches your squishy parts after having petted the cat bad things might happen. You've been warned.
pistolpacker
Was nice knowing you.
735824
Fuckin' with the wrong pussy!
OneFroToRuleThemAll
Tell her to shave
SlickerThanNick
choices will be made soon...
ksmsweeps
Not so much... made the choice to keep the girl and her cat ages ago :D
unknownmale
is she cute enough for that not to be a deal breaker?
ksmsweeps
Yep! Her kittie is too :D
AgamemnonsMemes
Asking the real questions
CrazyCatLad
The last girl I dated is allergic to cats. I have 3. She wouldn't touch them :( Next girl I date must love cats!
firelightcat
Same. Username CrazyCatLad checks out!
nordicfatcheese
I'm like this with dogs. They're so good but they make me puff up and have asthma attacks but I just want to cuddle them.
stratdod
I am allergic to cats, just sneezing though, and I take allergy meds so I can snuggle my kitty. Worth it
IAmARealHumanAndTotallyNotAComputerProgram
Firebolt391d
her immune system is ripped!
Illuminado
stealthkat14
medical guy here. this is accurate
itwasashawshankredemption
I have 2 cats. Everything is fine unless they rub up against my face and then I get something similar. I wash my face and back to normal.
CrazyCatLad
I'm glad your face and back have normal settings.
WeirdOneWithaWhip
Dose up on Benadryl/diphenhydromene. Even if you dont think it'll be that bad, do it. My bro's allergy reacted so badly once, his throat 1/?
WeirdOneWithaWhip
nearly closed up from the swelling. 2/2
hofbrauhauss
Isn’t it the saliva that people are allergic to. So in some cases, it’s possible to wash a cat, dry it and then snuggle.. theoretically...
ksmsweeps
Yes, it's the saliva. Kitty rubbed his face/mouth on my chin a few times.
MrBadClown
Saliva from cats cause the more severe allergic reactions. Just give it a bath
Jaqdakloun
Um, what kind of cat..ooohhhhh !
ksmsweeps
Lynx point Siamese. I have no idea how to post a pic in the comments, but he's a beautiful kitty.
Jaqdakloun
I suffer from the same handicap, but I'll take your word for it, all animals are beautiful anyway.
GBMaker
I *think* you're allergic to cats.
preppypuppy
feline aids
CrazyCatLad
FIV+ is the proper term and it is not transmissible to humans. It is primarily spread through deep bites and sometimes via birth >>
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CrazyCatLad
Well yeah, hence the deterioration (into FAIDS).
CrazyCatLad
>> (known for false positives when tested upon early). FIV+ cats can live long lives but they will deteriorate. >>
CrazyCatLad
>> They must be indoors only, an only cat or with other FIV+ cats. Research before adopting an FIV+ cat.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
@OP If you don't have a history of being allergic to cats, it might clear up after a while. I got hives when I first met my dad's cat.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
But it stopped after a while and went on to live with two other cats with no reactions.
ksmsweeps
Been allergic to cats for as long as I can remember. I don't really have much of a reaction to them usually, unless they start rubbing
ksmsweeps
Their face/mouth on me.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Darn. I hope you can get some good allergy meds or something.
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
I hope you see this. Get a referral to a dermatologist (hopefully you live in Canada haha) and get a beta blocker. It's like an 1/2
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
Antishitamine but better. I get hives and I don't know what causes it but these reduce it like 85%. Then u can have many kitties!
dandelionwino
Beta blockers are for blood pressure and anxiety. I think your doctor has you on a placebo...
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
Right...my dermatologist gave me a placebo. For legit skin writing condition. I could right people's names on myself. 1/2
SuperFancyCatWhoJustWantsToBeLoved
I'm pretty sure that's what the prescription said but I will doublecheck.
dandelionwino
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_blocker you should for sure double check.
mehlec
You sure it isnt carpet burns?
Becausethenightisdarkandfullofterriers
Buh-dum-tssss
TheMeatyUrologist
This deserves all the points
ksmsweeps
Didn't get a pic of that today ;)
SJohnson23
We’ll wait.
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AliBarber
Lady rug
CapitalNick
That's the joke.
Jinxer13
Vagina! If you know what i am discretely hinting at!
bigbrother
That's not how that works...
Jinxer13
So how does a vagina work ?
Jesusqueef
This happens to me all of the time with cats, Its so sad because I love them and wish I could have one.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
You should check out the hairless kind.
Victim42
Common misconception. Allergens are in a saliva. If anything, long hair is better. Keeps the protein further away.
iamaballofsunshine
I have a hypoallergenic cat. Look at Siberians. All of the hypoallergy and none of the ugly.
iHearGreen
Let's mourn together fren
potatoesandtomatoes
I'm allergic to cats and this happened to me all the time. Got a cat and the first month was terrible but more exposure meant it was easier
alurkertryinghisbest
Ever thought about ferrets or smth?
Jesusqueef
Smth?
Andalite
Short for "something"
Jesusqueef
I have dogs lol.
VarlosZ
Allergy meds have gotten pretty good. I have cats; take Singulair (prescription) and Claritin (OTC) every day, no symptoms or side effects.
VarlosZ
And there are lots of other meds; different things work for different people, you could probably find a pill or combo that works for you.
Jesusqueef
I've tried it and it actually messes with my heart so the doctors don't let me take it unfortunately.
Victim42
@VarlosZ is right. Thanks to meds I live happily with three cats. I take a pill a week. No side effects whatsoever, four years now.
Victim42
I take Analergin, because it has Anal in the name. Pretty sure it's not available worldwide, thought.
Sunako718
Same. Only allergy I have.
WellExcuuuuuseMePrincess
Female cats produce less of the protein that triggers allergies. Also, certain breeds produce less of this protein as well.
Thuperduper
My skin looks like that when I hold my guinea pigs. I don't care. I'm going to keep holding them so my body stops acting like a little bitch
ThePlainDoll
Think there are some hypoallergenic species or something of that sort. I'd have to look into it though.
nerdyvet
There are certain breeds that tend to have lower levels of the typical salivary protein responsible. Some are actually long haired
GingersGoRawr
If its the hair youre allergic to you coukd get a naked rat kitty
monochrony
or just shave a normal one.
Strostkovy
But be aware of the butthole marks everywhere they sit
Conflict
Those are the ugliest things in the world next to your Mom. No cat is better than naked cat
jackpkmn
its not the hair its the skin oils and dander
StartOfOm
It has something to do with the enzymes in their salvia which gets on their fur when they groom. Some species have less of that enzyme.
MrDrMuffinPants
I'm allergic to my stepmoms cat, but I can shove face and rub all over my cat and feel nothing but joy.
Alkuam
They still have hair, it's just more of a fuzz. Also, it's the dried saliva that is usually the allergen.
GingersGoRawr
CuppyCakesaplenty
I have 3 and just live with it
tacocatlady
I'm very allergic to cats and wonder what it's like to wake up not sneezing and congested. I'm okay with never knowing, I need my kitties!
Tinkrr
A lesbian allergic to a pussy... I'll mourn your loss D:
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Tinkrr
Time is money, friend.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
What a great comment.
cheesyweasel
I want to invite so bad. But its at 6969.
LargeVarge
Only hairy pussy.....
Joeram92
Finally someone won
PointlesslyConfirmingThings
Wellnobodyisgonnatopthat.gif
StreetHawk95
yurmomfavoriteplumper
Beautiful display of words my friend bravo
StaticVoidFalafel
Perfection. Mic dropped. No more to say
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
Hawt
Messageforbobwehadababyitsaboy
#cunnychin
PunnyPunenstein
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
paulpounder
HotdogNotHotdog
There goes her social life
IThurtswhenIP6
Comment crowned! Expert level roast
ClassyEddie
yelkcubnwahs
Brilliant
DielectricFlux
geekyredheadedpufferfish
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
You have more points than the post, congrats
Tinkrr
Thanks, this is my first post to break 1k too, which is nice D:
Tinkrr
Be-tee-dubs, looking at the front page for most popular, I think this comment has more points than any main post D:
Txtaco547
You. I like you.
DarPhyve
You know you have the right comment when it has 5x the up-votes of the post itself.
Tinkrr
I don't think I ever broke 5x but I was 3x a lot. I also beat most, if not all, main posts on the front page for points.
vallugb0wbeast
ShibbyGTR
This might be the most emotive I've ever seen q human be.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
Thats actually super original! Do you write your own jokes or?
Tinkrr
I employ a small team of writers in China... Sadly I don't read Chinese and they don't know English. /Shrug.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
I could see how that might get confusing
Tinkrr
Yea... Honestly I just pretend to read it and then improvise as I go along. Seems to work.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
At least you make them feel special by trying to read it!
FurToaster
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3fQjHugtGrGhHs5y/giphy.gif
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
CuriousPurple
FitzChevalric
becibeci
sendmenods
That's a bingo!
problematicpolarbear
so we can all go now ?
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
You could always go that was always a option
LokiShade
We've only just begun.
BullshitInhibitor
In fact, I just finished.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I got turned into a cow, can I go home?
Rauno3000
Had to login first time to upvote this.
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Holy fuck
itspronouncedjiff
FPguardian
Rifneno
Damn. Clicked on the post just to make a similar comment.
ValhallaBlades
Theycallmemrtim
Comment wins the internet
Tinkrr
I have my moments.
ksmsweeps
Christin??
Tinkrr
Sorry, I'm not the droid you're looking for. I don't think I'm even pretty enough to be a Christin D:
TheCradam
This...is not one of those moments.
Trexel
RIP
woodpeckerlips
thepenismightierthanyours
baconjeepthing
well the internet is over... now all go home
Vysh2
Maybe it's just a really effeminate dude.
PitWolf87
I've got a gay friend who doesn't eat sausages which always cracked me up.
PitWolf87
He says he doesn't like the MEAT.
Tinkrr
What, does he just sit on it?
PitWolf87
Apparently yes, not like I've watched him.
Sapphire829
When a comment has way more likes than the post itself
Tinkrr
When a comment has more likes than any front page main post D:
Nadmonk
I have been waiting for this day.
blobfishdaily
*upvoat*
Tinkrr
When a lesbian gives you the opportunity, you must take it. Also, it just informed me I got 13 points, nice.
Darug
5P4C3M4N
There should be a trophy for a comment getting more likes than a FP post
Tinkrr
How does FP status work? Does it take into account post points, or only main post points?
FiestaCamel
ksmsweeps
What loss? It's not a deal breaker... My girlfriend and her pussy aren't going anywhere. :D
TRDirty
That's why god invented razors
one1deuce
just one of the many ways to skin a cat
TheType95
Tinkrr
OP, you the true MVP. Also, this comment won comment of the week D:
Fireguy97
Nice comeback!
Fuzdc4
cnutmuffin47
I want to be able to come back to this.
Icommentwithhaikus
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DASREAPING
+1 for username considering the post
slickjim86
stop bashing ppl bc of who they love on . i mean yeah she did step right in that but damn. lol
swagb98623
Leave Britney alone!!
slickjim86
lol
Tinkrr
Nothing bad to you, but if you consider this bashing of someone's sexuality, you should rethink how you view things. PS, I'm bi.
slickjim86
No I'm good . I pretty much summed it all up the first time .
JarJarBinksWasASithLord
At least now we all know how much of a humorless fuck you are.
morethanamouthfull
Grand prize winner!!
Tinkrr
Does this mean I win a lesbian girlfriend of my own?
SugartinBadEnglish
I'm going to upvote the post just so more people can reach your comment.
FuzzyNutSak
Win!
JiffyDealer
Congrats on a “steal your thunder” or some other well deserved trophy! @sarah, can you help with this?
Tinkrr
Trophy number 2 "Conversation Starter", and I looked, this comment has more points than all of the MPs on the front page D:
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Tinkrr
Well, I won a trophy, turns out "Top Comment of the Day" is a trophy. That's pretty cool.
Tinkrr
Third trophy, "Comment of the Week" guess that's a thing too.
JiffyDealer
How about the “some other well deserved trophy” be this:
JarJarBinksWasASithLord
Why the fuck have you posted this so many times. Chill man. We get it.
JiffyDealer
EClaire1073
Steal your thunder is awarded when a reply gets more points than it's parent comment. I don't think there's a trophy like that 4 top comment
Tinkrr
Hm, would be cool if there was. I mean I did get almost triple the points of the main post. Either way, I'm not worried about it.
JiffyDealer
There is actually
Tinkrr
Probably too controversial for a staff pick as it includes a reference to sexuality :/.
Tinkrr
Wait a minute, does front page status include the comments? Sorting by most popular puts this post between two that have over 2k on 1/2
Tinkrr
the post itself, but I'm only seeing 600ish on the main post of this one. If it counts comment points, I made front page D: 2/2
auserwithaname
I'm a bisexual guy allergic to Pussy and nuts. Fuck me.
stalkerofstorms
Well at some point the universe just has it out for you.
monochrony
i'm afraid i must refuse. don't want to cause an errection, i mean, a reaction.