gankeskhan
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Stuck on a ladder
First post on here after finally making an account, but my girl friend shown here just started on imgur. She got stuck after climbing only 2 steps up and I had to help her down. Get this FP so she sees it!
Also not joking she is super afraid of heights, so of course I had to take a picture first
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
samsquampch
As someone who used to do competitive rock climbing this baffles me. But as someone who is deathly afraid of tarantulas I sympathize.
reesareesa
At least she tried though!
FISHFISHWICK
i feel bad ... phobias are different for diffrent people
OzzyMcThorsen
Just let natural selection do its job man.
blonx
Aww poor girl. At least she got the cute decorations up so she has that going for her :)
Kettius
the beds probably higher than that
highstream
Did she see some gay swans from the top?
brianclementsvatua
Copperbrat
I feel bad for her. I have a phobia too, and it can be absolutely crippling. She did a good job with the snowflakes, tho!
CapableTrash
Super curious, what is your phobia?
Darkspire
Snowflakes.
IDoNotContribute
I have a fear of heights, once went on a rollercoaster that went up REALLY high, pointed you straight down and stopped for about 5 seconds
IDoNotContribute
Nearly shat myself
zamalek1
I have a 2 step plan to get her down OP!
NurseSlacky
Her fear pleases me.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Not fear, her nipple is stuck in the step brace.
justthatmanatthetank
becausebugeye
Salem!
FireflyOwl
jesus slacky, i just spit my coffee all over the keyboard -_-
mmmwhatchyasay
+1 for Salem GIF
svoka
This is sad... Also, people make fun of me when I say I'm scared of dogs - trying to tease me with their mini schnauzer "even small ones"?
Equinox13
As a kid, I was insectophobic. My dad thought telling me I had a caterpillar on me was hilarious, then yelled at me for being terrified.
PunkCrocker
Her bloodline is weak and she will not survive the winter
ChristopherSusi
Youre a lousy boyfriend and i love it lol
MayorMcWeed
Hey, ladders are terrifying.
1ARKY
Especially when you wake up and see one at your window.
yupiyei
Isn't frontpage to high for her?
InfOracle
Too. *That guy.
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
any real boyfried would cure her fear by shaking the ladder until she falls that 6 inches
ashmenon
I feel a lot better about six inches now.
ultravioletultraviolence
if that's your idea of six inches, then boy do I have bad news for you
LiquidMilk
Ex girlfriend had a phobia of dogs for no reason. First time she came to my place, i unleashed the hounds, and they happily jogged over
LiquidMilk
(Keep in mind one was a münsterländer and one was a pug) I have never seen a person that afraid before. took ~5 hours for her to love them,
LiquidMilk
but it worked out in the end! Disclaimer: I had no idea she was afraid of dogs
AzgarOgly
Pugs are the terrible ones!
Darkspire
Danny Devito looking bastards. Those were the genes that didn't need to be passed on.
Flexster74
I to am afraid of heights but wow this is new a level of scared. What happens when she jumps in the air?
GoCorral
What happens when she climbs stairs?
MyDodecahedron
She only takes elevators
RubberChickenTenders
If this is true you're kind of a dick.
Roelf
The best kind of dick!!!
LiquidMilk
Completely harmless.. My guess is that 5 minutes after she's on the ground, they can both laugh at how ridiculous it is
DothWhatSheHathSaid
Just because you can't fathom how it makes someone feel doesn't make it harmless. Jesus I sound like a sjw
DothWhatSheHathSaid
I used to hate people with mental health issues, as if they were faking it. Oh man karma karma
LiquidMilk
I have been crawling on all 4 during hikes because i'm super afraid of heights. I know the feeling, but it's still funny afterwards.
LiquidMilk
I've also nearly fallen off a ski lift 4 metres above the ground. But i guess i can't fathom the fear she's feeling.
ermgrrrd
iamjeevesAMA
Always upvote Barney Stinson, It's bro code.
sheriwallace123
True Story
Murraylastname
Always!
localbadboy
BigAlfie
HenryDorsettCase
kidswat
Mind792
SethMeadows911
Thank you.
IllegalDuckling
Fuck.
nephastar
Oh my.
TiRhino
That is one filthy sensor.
ryry1237
Getting vertigo even though I'm on the toilet seat.
glah
Can we please make this a thing?
Hauntologist
this *is* a thing!
PeasantBits
LooooooL
BeatATrexx
Please keep it going.
cinnamonster
.
SederHishtalshelus
Evil genius
dwude
IamDatNYCe
Ikr? More pls!!!
MaliciousChewtoy
Can we get one where she's on the line between the Twin Towers in "The Walk"
DSFreeman
.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfJustKiddingImNotThatGuy
Add some planes too
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfJustKiddingImNotThatGuy
Add some planes too
vildgut
And explosions... We like explosions.
vildgut
SerythValker
My contribution:
MrSebu
Majestic
SethMeadows911
Thank you.
raptorsoldier
I wish I could Photoshop
SerythValker
I taught myself, I use GIMP cause it's free. Play around with different tools. It takes time!
Gonnaderpya
YouTube for learning and piratebay for having
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/D42bRgh
The22ndDoctor
http://imJmqAR8">http://">gur.com">JmqAR8">http://imgur.com/EJmqAR8 /a/EnE00 http://imgur.com/xmbREju
Fuckweasel
Ambassador Kosh!
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/DV8vWGO
whitewater0034
We are all Kosh!
gankeskhan
I can't wait to show her this
raidleadergutts
Don't, she'll probably die.
JunkGrave
Are you not in the doghouse yet, or in it so far you figure what the heck?
Dawnstempest
Or maybe since might just not be a shitty romantic comedy or equally shitty relationship there might be no doghouse at all.
DickDraper
Relax tumblr
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
Show her some of these: https://www.youtube.com/user/raskalovit/videos (OntheRoofs, for those who know them)
Hedniskhjartad
Just saw two videos lying in bed and now I'm fearful for my life
AnimeDogBiscuits
Go one step further, search James Kingston on YouTube. He makes PoV climbing videos, makes me palms wet.
LegitimacyProject
Arms spaghetti
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Paratroopers have to get over a fear of heights incrementally. First teach her to fall safely, then put her higher and higher.
Azzreal69
Lol, and it begins.
The22ndDoctor
http://imgur.com/Wp2Uxhi
IamGrrreen
Nao. Nowey tends.
WindmillandLordsKissExpert
Hahahhaha
docweird
Mine:
SethMeadows911
Thank you. 6/7
UpsetFace
Looks like she's eating his ass, but I love it anyway. (Or do I love it because of it)
SuperiorPosterior
5/7
godcixelsyd
I don't have a fear of heights, but being on ladders usually terrifies me. For me it's a stability thing I think. Bad for my job but I manag
youwillneverguessmyrealname
/a/hVSO5
godcixelsyd
Yeah.. yeah... Ah, nooooooooooo
OSCgal
Stability is the thing for me, too. If I've got something to steady myself against, I'm okay.
thebraziliandude
his gf
Volfaninbammerland
Call the fire department
johnnylobes
You would have been a god among men
RickySpanishhhhh
I laughed myself into a reservation in hell over this one. Thank you sir.
buttsextrex
She just wanted to give you a reason to look at dat booty.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Her butt looks like a dog's butt when it's tail is between its legs.
ohHiMark2000
Username.... checks.... out...
TheCowMove
Ah yes, the replies to this comment aren't creepy and judgemental at all.
TheMonsterWithinYou
What booty? It's like pancakes that got too much water in the batter.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
True. Everyone has a butt but not everyone has a booty.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
True. Everyone has a butt but not everyone has a booty.
Catdog94
TheMonsterWithinYou
Catdog94
lol I've never heard an analogy of an ass like the way you described. Love it.
ElectroMagician
Super afraid, and yet she still went for it. That takes moxie. Great job!
AmbyCakes
Agreed!
youngmountaingoat
I had to downvote OP as I'm allergic to people that are putting thew word "super" in front of everything now.
JayBIrd27
Super chill reasoning dude, I hope my reply wasn't super obnoxious. Have a super rad day!
youngmountaingoat
OK I gotta go out and kill people now and it's all your fault...
GnomeHomo
Have fun!
hawks88
Love to see everyone making fun of her in the comments record themselves in a room with a harmless spider
ILikeImgur69
I'll just kill the spider.
avervetmonkey
I love harmless spiders, they're my bros! Then again I don't make fun of her. I know how much this sorta thing sucks.
Fyros
I've had a spider in my motorcycle helmet, at 70mph. I do not fear, fear is the mind killer.
ARabidDingo
I'm fine with being near spiders. Fuck letting them touch me though.
Dawnstempest
I have no problems handling spiders. They are so much smaller then you, there's nothing to be afraid of.
CapableTrash
I mean, some spiders you should be afraid of. A black widow bite is not something to mess with
hawks88
When I said harmless I meant no deadly spiders
VoltisArt
Most pictures of people in rooms are pictures of them in a room with a spider or three. When's the last time you moved that cabinet?
Highlander8795
I have a few spider bros chilling in my room, I just leave them be. Winter is coming, may as well let them stay a few weeks.
thingsofyourmind
EroticZombiePants
I had a spider crawl on my screen not that long ago. I just flicked it away.
Fyros
I've had a spider in my motorcycle helmet, at 70mph. I do not fear, fear is the mind killer.
PxC4
I lived in a rural town most of my life. Spiders and their kind ain't no fright to me. Large, deep bodies of water though...
Muffdiver9
Hey, that's a totally reasonable fear, never know what kind of shit is down there.
buckbuckbuckybuck
Water doesn't bug me but unnatural things in the water give me the willies.
PxC4
I've nearly drowned more times then I care to recall and the unknown lurking about down, under the surface play big parts in my fear.
AmbyCakes
I just moved to Australia via the U.S and am dreadfully fearful of harmless super sized spiders
SleepyFaraday
Stay out of the bush, and don't poke around in holes/compost heaps/etc. You'll be right.
RenIsTired
I'll have you know all spiders... nay arachnids... nay arthropods are made of nightmares and my girlish screams are justified.
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
Amen sista
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
I'm a 6'3 man and can not deal with spiders.....or snakes.....or toads/frogs (because they're basically toads)
Highlander8795
Come to the UK, where none of those things are a danger at all.
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
I'm actually half pommy! Was just over there back in September, which part are you from?
Highlander8795
I live near Reading down south, but work in London. I'm down under in January, first time so I'm kinda dreading the pests. And dropbears.
DtoxRox
Less than 2 feet off the ground, Are these the genes that need to be passed on?.
birdmanbuck
Probably not genetically inherited. But I assume this to be sarcasm so you probably know this
boberan
Most work related deaths happen from a fall of less than 10 feet -OSHA
SextusPompeiusMagnusPius
Oh god, 100% of my time at work is spent less than 10 feet off the ground.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
That aside, is she afraid of the 2 feet, or a worst case scenario when she's fifty feet off the ground and that gets stuck in her head?
djmoonbass
Racinggrey
Had to be Done. Upvotes for
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Relax, Hitler. Everyone is different. Haha
Metatality
You could literally hop this height. I am amazed she can function if this is enough to trigger an apparent shut down.
AStainInTheCarpetOfLife
How does she handle stairs
sneakysneakysoysauce
Those are not jeans. Those leggings. Or yoga pants. Or spandex. I can't keep up with human trends. *Tips fedora* *commits suicide*
sneakysneakysoysauce
sneakysneakysoysauce
While you were practicing the down vote I was not practicing at all.
shovethis
Asking the real questions here mate
ProjectKurtz
In my experience, extreme fear of heights is learned behavior.
bu77h0le
did you look at her ass?
Avlaen
im not massively scared of heights but step ladders freak me the fuck out cus im so scared of falling off of those tiny steps.
steriotypo
Dat ass dough
koalascanevolvetoo
When I was younger I'd go right to the edges of cliffs and look down. I did a recreational jump that went wrong and I've been terrified 1/2
Notpablo
Guys don't worry op is a faggot.
CyborgScribe
I found this pretty funny. I'm gonna actually upvote this.
buttobviousfacts
..as is always the case on the internet.
wawaweewee
This is what I came to comment. Do not breed with this one.
MerToo
Well, they are skintight and red, so presumably her future 19yo daughters will look good in them?
MerToo
Well, they are skintight and red, so presumably her future 19yo daughters will look good in them?
AngeloPetraglia
Her real achievement is accomplished, attention granted.
circlebreaker
Well phobia isn't a genetic thing, so...
bestestfester
My dad can climb a 40' ladder with wind all day but for me 15'-20' any givin day and my right leg shakes like Michel J Fox. No other fears.
MerToo
Take that leg to Hollywood, it could do really well!
Azmania
Or to San Fernando Valley.
Owlberightback
I love to fly, but the thought of being so high up scares the ever living gobstoppers out of me.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
My dad puts a ladder in the fully extended bucket of the tractor to put up our Christmas lights
gruff83
I have no issues with heights; I did a bungee jump and it was amazing, but when it comes to ladders, I'm like... Nope!
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
I don't mind the heights, or going up and down a ladder. It's when I have to do something 20'+ up on the ladder that gets me
Fyros
I climb Communication towers. My legs shake on extension ladders. I'd rather be 1700' up than 15' on a ladder.
DailyJapanPost
having some sort of protective leash probably helps? I rock climb but wouldnt be super thrilled about climbing a high stepladder
Fyros
I free climb quite a bit, though now you aren't really supposed to. It's just impractical in many cases.
Fyros
I think its the fact that the tower has been there for years. The ladder has been there five minutes.
DailyJapanPost
also: You're not my real ladder!!!
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Hopefully they're recessive and OP is homozygous dominant.
Downvotemepussy
Lol
justleaveittome
You are right, OP is a homo
PocketProtector
OP is surely homo
GrundleBlunder
Sapian!
Catlovescoffe
*Homosexual dominant
lofaith13
Incomplete dominance?! One child will get up 1 step, the other might manage 3 steps
PocketProtector
OP is surely homo
Gradwin
peskyboner
"But not dominant." --OP's girlfriend
flyingmidget23
This just reminded me how hard i failed the genetics section of bio
TheThirteenthDoctor
This was the easiest section of biology??
flyingmidget23
Okay maybe for you, but I'm more adept at writing and reading than math and science. So with your permission I'll be bad at genetics.
unclestankstank
My brother is a microbiologist and he said those things are pretty much bullshit you failed busy work.
Himgurian
Woo I'm taking micro right now! Currently doing a mock wound, pretty sure I have staph aureus.
unclestankstank
I don't know bout dat I'm a dumb law student.
flyingmidget23
Well that shit definitively kept me busy so it did its job
JackHEEYY
IT IS LITERALLY A SQUARE! HOW DO FAIL AT SHAPES WITH LETTERS?
flyingmidget23
I am not a wise man.
joshuabb1
I dont know why, but your anger at this makes me so happy
burgermei5ter
I remember doing Punnett squares and being like "well I haven't used a lower case y in a while so I'll put that there"...then prayed
ChromeEagle
Same way I failed at conjugating verbs in Spanish class.
JamesBondMegacorn
Spanish 4 is killing me as a sophomore. Class is easy but teacher sucks
CapableTrash
You didn't go to class?
colbyshmolby56
That's how I am. Even sometimes my bed is too high for me and the frame about 15 inches off the ground
RickySpanishhhhh
What exactly is it that you're afraid of? I always thought that people who were afraid of "heights" were just afraid of falling/dying?
colbyshmolby56
Nope not afraid of dying but maybe falling. Just seeing how far my feet are from the ground scares me
Mukluck1
How do you sleep?
colbyshmolby56
It's not all the time, only when I look down and think about how high it is
scnottaken
With one eye open, gripping their pillow tight.
ItalianaNrd
Exit light enter night take my hand we're off to never never land.
sVAMP
How do you get down stairs?
colbyshmolby56
By gripping the hand rail or hugging the wall and looking only at my feet. Going up stairs is worse
sVAMP
Have you considered seeing a therapist? That phobia sounds crippling to daily life..
colbyshmolby56
It's not actually THAT bad. Like I can still do it, it just scares me but it doesn't stop me from doing anything
ItalianaNrd
Ditto. I have no problem with Rollercoasters, but if I have a high ledge, I have a want to jump. Not like suicide or anything, just.. jump.
WowSoSparkly
If I look over a balcony say from the 5th floor, I'm scared yet can't stop looking over and feel that faint call to jump. Brain be weird.
ItalianaNrd
Exaaaactly... when I was 6 traveling to California from Colorado we stopped at the Grand Canyon. Had the same feeling. I've now lived in AZ
ItalianaNrd
For 23 years and have not once gone to see the Grand Canyon and it's only about a 2.5 hrs drive north.
colbyshmolby56
Our brains are so weird
vonsmall
Fear of heights isn't necessarily genetic, what you see could be the byproduct of a traumatic childhood fall, or repetitive fall as an adult
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
I'd say it's instinctual
theshoeminator
But human ancestors used to climb trees...
Llamahunter
Instincts are genetic...
Pollyprissypants6969
I always wonder if irrational fears to this extent could be due to past lives! If we died a certain way then, maybe that is why we fear
Pollyprissypants6969
Silly things during this life.... I'd hate to know how the lady who's terrified of cucumbers died in the past... who knows!
twozerooz
I get it, logic and reason arent too interesting to you, are they?
FuckYouUserWhoTookNaturalSpringWaterAsHisUsername
Calm down, spock. People are allowed to dream and discuss irrational subjects (AKA philosophizing). It doesn't always have to be logical.
Pollyprissypants6969
In an Rn but logic is boring... practical yes... but boring
Pollyprissypants6969
Nerp:(
mvemjsun
Leave her behind. She just isn't strong enough for this life.
agumonkey
She's meant to live in Belgium. Or the Sahara.
Zhouse301
I thought her hair was caught at least
melissadealsdeath
Same
Baja2185
I was actually thinking this. Op has his work cut out for him.
desice
I upvotes the post because I loved this comment.
Ivanaski
Get your shit together Linda
PerfectGifComment
She a dead weight.
LupusBorealis
Her bloodline is weak, and she will not survive the winter.
sharpasabanana
She puts pineapple on her pizza
sallytheseashellseller
CyborgScribe
I think that's why she needs to train on the ladder of trials
humantoe
Holy fucking roast this turned into
HukHukCaribou
Zombies are gonna get her one day.
MaxamillionX72
That goes for a lot of people
Idonthavealottosay
Unwife her
1800smackdat
Looks like she left her behind, behind
agumonkey
She's meant to live in Belgium. Or the Sahara.
ThecommentFarmer
I've slept on bunk beds higher off the ground.
kelestofkels
Leave her alone, it just takes some work to slowly get over. I used to be that bad with heights too.
doihearanamen
moopuss
I know this is just a joke, but can't say stuff like this and wonder why people with mental disorders isolate themselves so much.
Soundoftesticles
http://data.whicdn.com/images/62282565/original.gif
boxesoftacos
Social Darwinism at work right here
FIrecharge44371
Natural selection at its finest
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Whoa there, GRRM.
codpeace
No one would leave a behind like that.
therocksfannypack
bocabierta
Looooool this generic bitch
nobodygottimeforthat
hahahaha
tehPhreakmang
Behind... I can't help but look at her behind and wanna smack it, I mean look she's even kinda presenting it for just such a thing :)
tehPhreakmang
Wow butt downvotes...femnazis
tipdub
lol
ThecommentFarmer
I've slept on bunk beds higher off the ground.
Tonberryc
I've fallen off said bunk beds head-first... which might explain a lot, actually.
LearnSomething
I've slept on BEDS higher off the ground...
gankeskhan
Some say she is still up there till this day
garrzillars
I'd be gone
ILiveInStateParks
pashka555
Life, uh, finds a way <- FTFY
ZnozWoodlands
All we know is he's called the stig!!
RachaelDanger
You should really make this photo your holiday card.
SmoopyOfTheVoid
Bring her food.
IamNotaBlackMan
When my son was really small he used to bring people tissues when they were upset in any way. He saw them as helping.
Himgurian
https://media0.giphy.com/media/l2SpLY02gWvFAlYk0/200_s.gif
ElectricRomantic
Is that Anastasia???
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
She screamed in vain
JSymphony
https://youtu.be/HpVhSx0fZwM when she makes it to the roof
FedericoAstica
"Up there"
Danishlmgurian
All we know is; she's afraid
littleoldcatlady
But I thought you helped her down :( go check on her!
Chpgmr
That's why only some say, they just didn't get the update yet.
Darkspire
You go pet that girlfriend right now @OP!
CoomebackKidd
I'm sure he left some food and water there for her.
prestodigitation
DurendaI
Luve together, die alone.
aWildHodorAppears
Jack!
notsochilledhotdogs
Guess who's back? Jack.
notsochilledhotdogs
Guess who's back? Jack. Btw like your username
cole5law
Much too weak to mother any children.
JobenFreemen
CubicMaster5
He needs a strong Yugoslavian wife who can carry 12 children on one arm and fend off a wild bobcat with the other.
Baroonz
Dont forget the wide birthing hips
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
And re-establish Yugoslavia while she's at it?
UrsaUrsa
That -would- be nice :)
DurendaI
latinlightning
And births beautiful sons who are strong on the plow
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Is... Is this wife a horse? Am I breeding centaurs?
HD2composer
'Not with that with attitude! Show some passion about your new hybrid species offspring why don't ya!?'