While the Thalmor are distracted by the selfies, now is our chance to worship Talos

Dec 26, 2016 5:15 AM

GhostySpook

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We should be fighting those witch elves! Not bending a knee to them.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For fucks sake Lydia get out of the fucking door way!!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anything but the god damn selfies. +1

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

The Imperials silence us because they fear us! They are cowards! Cowards and fools who have forgotten the truth! PRAISE TALOS

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

i think i made talos mad. i was pitfighting that dead dragon against alive ones.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I finally get this now... though I may have already wiped out half the thalmor in skyrim. Arrogant pricks...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ya'll muthafuckas need Talos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Report Talos worship to your local justiciar. Help unmake Mundus, remove the possibility of Man from the Mythic, and restore the Dawn Era.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

THE EMPIRE NEVER SLEEPS

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We should worship in open sight because SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Talos guide you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Embrace my LONG, holy PAENUS. Watch it rise, RISE into the ASS of ELVES!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm more of a Molag Bal kinda guy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Imperial, i am mixed between liking something not a selfie, or downvoting a False God!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pftshh what's Talos done for me, that bitch Azura gave me an infinite soul gem.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't like the Stormcloaks but I do like Talos. I am and always have been conflicted.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Amen, brotha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Empire: Foreign empire ruled by even more foreign dictatorship. Stormcloaks: Racist, reactionary assholes. Both are bad.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fight for the Empire and kill every Thalmor I meet.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The true imperial way

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE FUCKING NORDS!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These Stormcloaks can suck my Imperial nuts

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Your imperial nuts are doomed to fall to the altmer as soon as they tire of your existence

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAIL MERIDIA

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take anything over all these fucking selfies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the storm cloaks!!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Death to the Stormcloaks!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you hear to dishcuss the ongoing hoshtilities?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Hoshtilities lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like the resht of the 'great warriors'?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*Woyyers

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hehe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

9 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 12

You will never defeat the Legion, traitors!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Skyrim belongs to the nerds!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's obligatory for me to make an appearance here

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for the username.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sky's rim

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Way to many up votes in a row.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm more of a lord mehrunes dagon kind of guy

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm more of a hailing Sithis kinda guy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CHEEEEEEESE CHEEEESE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE i want to cover my bed with them and then kill it with some lions made out of butter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more of a studying PSJJJ kinda guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The security on imgur is terrible!!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shameful is what it is

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

9 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 2

I worship the Reclamations and defer to the House of Troubles. Come at me, Nord!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a metal song?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your ancestors are truly smiling down on you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only unassailable till you actually read into what he did. Like screwing a dark elf lady and then abandoning her because he's a douchenozzle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption!

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

And what does the empire do?? NAAATHING!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Wriiiiiiiiiiiiithing

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I used to be a religious zealot like you, but then itook an arrow to the knee

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And what does the empire do?? NAAATHING!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worshipers of Namira would be into that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sheogorath approves

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And so does his cheese

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scratch that. Cheese for nobody.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheogorath loves his cheese. That's why no cheese for any one else

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0