Jul 9, 2020 2:42 AM
realmeanbtch19
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endfreq
Is that in Richmond?
Cycocypher
This is what happens when you buy your Porsche from wish
watgula9
Drunk college girl did it first
slotheroll
Monkeyfighter
Gotta be a suspended license. I've seen this shit before.
TheBIFFALLO87
Been outside? It's fucking hot. I wouldn't walk either if this was the other option.
littleleaguefan2222
That guy better hope The Rock doesn’t catch him stealing his boy Kevin Hart’s ride...
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Haha
hashtagnobud
Sick
uglywerewolf
They see me rollin they haten
JackBurton777
Needs sound
LAMovieDesign
DUI’s are a bitch.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Oh you drive a Porsche? Must be nice...
PistonPrincess
Beep beep motherfucker
Sheep sheep motherfucker.
HapilyDamaged
it'd be rad if it had a booming sound system in it!
dudetheabider
Lay off the coffee op
SmokyDoggg
Finding parking must be easy though
ReallyNOTmyFAULT
...and yet this turd still parked in the handicap spot.
OhNoDontTouch
nah, it's still open. he's parked in front of it.
whitey211
Tells the ladies he drives a Porsche.
thatwoodguy
Like that DUI college girl who drove one of these to class.
azzy48
Put a gas engine in it.
RElGNMAN
I sha’ll call him Lil Wayne.
brothersport
Lil Shame
kevinbaken
I want one.
SpecialProjectY
I don't think you're allowed to have one since 1865.
BulletToofTony
OrangeRanger
I had to come back to upvote this
fwtaylor101
Big pimpin
skinut99
Pimping. From a kids car. Yes officer, this guy right here.
desolatorx
Spending peas
BobaFettApproves
Miniature Pimpin
Rusticshine
medium pimpin!
AHHHBEEEES
Wasn’t there also some college girl who had a DUI so she rolled around campus in a hot wheels?
Power wheels*
dankyforce
That was the worst rave I've been to.
bobstallone
wonder what song they're listening to
space jam
MrZev
Ok can I get a dwi while driving one of those to the corner store down the street to buy more booze?
Overboosted
Yes, you can get a DUI riding a bicycle.
I thought motor was required
iGotBanned5000
It ain't stupid if it works
alecdshope
It's not street legal so unless he's driving on the sidewalk it doesn't work.
Weedies617
Until this un-stupid idea gets him crushed to death by a truck because he doesn't belong on the road with cars and other vehicles.
TheFlyingCrocodile
He's probably just going along the sidewalk those things don't go anywhere near fast enough for a road
StAnonymous
If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid. It just works.
TheMadOnion
Give me a stupid solution that works, than a smart solution that doesn't work any day.
KoalasArentReal
Okay but you know those aren't your two options, right?
No, but if I had to choose between the two I would choose that one is what I'm saying.
Yep, that sure is what you said
davitbay
Suspend my license will they. I’ll show you Mr Judge
handbanana10
Are you a prosecutor?
FirstSuiteInEb
You leave Mike Judge out of this. King of the Hill is an American classic
Vegonbrei
I've seen ride on lawnmowers parked at the liquor store on multiple occasions...
MomJokes
But he’s driving a Miata...
deba94
How did you come to that conclusion?
crazymojomonkey
In AZ you can still get a DUI for driving that while intoxicated!
trapperjohnmd
I remember that girl at some Texas university that did this.
insayshabohle
Texas State
ChemicalG
Wasnt she pulled over for drunk driving?
LargeVarge
License suspended for a a DUI and found a loophole to drive the Barbie car.
endfreq
Is that in Richmond?
Cycocypher
This is what happens when you buy your Porsche from wish
watgula9
Drunk college girl did it first
slotheroll
Monkeyfighter
Gotta be a suspended license. I've seen this shit before.
TheBIFFALLO87
Been outside? It's fucking hot. I wouldn't walk either if this was the other option.
littleleaguefan2222
That guy better hope The Rock doesn’t catch him stealing his boy Kevin Hart’s ride...
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Haha
hashtagnobud
Sick
uglywerewolf
They see me rollin they haten
JackBurton777
Needs sound
LAMovieDesign
DUI’s are a bitch.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Oh you drive a Porsche? Must be nice...
PistonPrincess
Beep beep motherfucker
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Sheep sheep motherfucker.
HapilyDamaged
it'd be rad if it had a booming sound system in it!
dudetheabider
Lay off the coffee op
SmokyDoggg
Finding parking must be easy though
ReallyNOTmyFAULT
...and yet this turd still parked in the handicap spot.
OhNoDontTouch
nah, it's still open. he's parked in front of it.
whitey211
Tells the ladies he drives a Porsche.
thatwoodguy
Like that DUI college girl who drove one of these to class.
azzy48
Put a gas engine in it.
RElGNMAN
I sha’ll call him Lil Wayne.
brothersport
Lil Shame
kevinbaken
I want one.
SpecialProjectY
I don't think you're allowed to have one since 1865.
BulletToofTony
OrangeRanger
I had to come back to upvote this
fwtaylor101
Big pimpin
skinut99
Pimping. From a kids car. Yes officer, this guy right here.
desolatorx
Spending peas
BobaFettApproves
Miniature Pimpin
Rusticshine
medium pimpin!
AHHHBEEEES
Wasn’t there also some college girl who had a DUI so she rolled around campus in a hot wheels?
AHHHBEEEES
Power wheels*
dankyforce
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
That was the worst rave I've been to.
bobstallone
wonder what song they're listening to
Rusticshine
space jam
MrZev
Ok can I get a dwi while driving one of those to the corner store down the street to buy more booze?
Overboosted
Yes, you can get a DUI riding a bicycle.
MrZev
I thought motor was required
iGotBanned5000
It ain't stupid if it works
alecdshope
It's not street legal so unless he's driving on the sidewalk it doesn't work.
Weedies617
Until this un-stupid idea gets him crushed to death by a truck because he doesn't belong on the road with cars and other vehicles.
TheFlyingCrocodile
He's probably just going along the sidewalk those things don't go anywhere near fast enough for a road
StAnonymous
If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid. It just works.
TheMadOnion
Give me a stupid solution that works, than a smart solution that doesn't work any day.
KoalasArentReal
Okay but you know those aren't your two options, right?
TheMadOnion
No, but if I had to choose between the two I would choose that one is what I'm saying.
KoalasArentReal
Yep, that sure is what you said
davitbay
Suspend my license will they. I’ll show you Mr Judge
handbanana10
Are you a prosecutor?
FirstSuiteInEb
You leave Mike Judge out of this. King of the Hill is an American classic
Vegonbrei
I've seen ride on lawnmowers parked at the liquor store on multiple occasions...
MomJokes
But he’s driving a Miata...
deba94
How did you come to that conclusion?
crazymojomonkey
In AZ you can still get a DUI for driving that while intoxicated!
trapperjohnmd
I remember that girl at some Texas university that did this.
insayshabohle
Texas State
ChemicalG
Wasnt she pulled over for drunk driving?
LargeVarge
License suspended for a a DUI and found a loophole to drive the Barbie car.