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Oct 9, 2016 3:00 PM
SladeSteinagel
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ZombieFleshLight
Who's retarded now?!
alteriron
He bettr have some guns cuz looters are cummin
Biocide669
Funny how often those two coincide
CommentMalone
So I'm smart then?
Erojas56
What is that
kasaku
Need time stamps.
ilikeddinosaurswheniwaskid
Zigmunth
O jeez... he's not gonna shut up about now is he?
gerdygerdygerdy
Why didn't the rain full the aqua dam and flood the house? How did the rain escape the inside f the aqua dam. This does not make sense.
gerdygerdygerdy
Never mind, It came with a water pump. Now it's awesome
therealpopkiller
ReGoddamnDiculous
That's not crazy. It's responsible.
Everdred11
Noah
GreenFox
"usually"
soapydux
Couple of huge ass fans & this mutha got himself a house hovercraft
SoupCanMan
It's an aqua dam. Doing 0 googling I assume it's filled with water.
soapydux
Couple of Huge ass hoses and this mutha got himself a house dingy
GElliot
*Paid ad for aquadam .net*
Nachman
YouHaveAProblemSirSeekHelp
The floods reaciton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhJmEGs7P2E
StanPDRwash
If its crazy and it works, its not crazy
Thekingofbeans
Technically you will lose weight by cutting off a limb.
johnny538
I assume it's anchored to the ground? Otherwise it would just float, right?
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
It might be full of dirt/sand.
NotAPervert
It's filled with water.
hEEbtHejEWish
I'd love to live next to this everyday. Totally not an eyesore.
Bobwithglasses
Grow a fucking backbone u little shit. It's his property that was built for safety not for pleasing your fucboi eyes. I hope skeltals atk u.
jackofonetrade
Yeah im thinking he takes it down when there isnt a flood coming.......
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Rather an ugly home than a flooded one
hEEbtHejEWish
Or you could just get flood insurance like a normal person.
SairaEm
Where is this?
Gib00
On ifunny
Wiseman1455
Louisiana
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
People called him crazy for preparing flooding in a swamp state?
SairaEm
My thoughts exactly
SairaEm
Thank you!
avgfnjoe
If it looks stupid, but works, then its not stupid
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
thank you for fucking saying it right!
avgfnjoe
I didnt know there was a wrong way to say it
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
90% of the time people omit the word "looks"
cousteau
Tell that to these guys. https://laughshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Redneck-Pool-Electric-Grill.jpg
BluBoxx
Typically it doesn't work. In this case the guy happened to be on particularly high ground compared to neighboring lots as well
M4rt1nV
It might not BE stupid, but it can still look stupid.
BluBoxx
Well it is stupid, even bad decisions can end up OK (just like even good decisions can still turn out bad). Guy got lucky, good for him, 1/
BluBoxx
However, staying in the way of major flooding is a great way to become a statistic 2/2
poopstabber
One time it paid off. What about all the people who built worthless bomb shelters in the 50s and 60s?
yuraf
They might get to use them soon, if the Russian pricks do anything stupid.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Well they didn't die from bombs did they?
DahPrincess
I would like to buy your rock!
ElBandidoBurro
Reference game on point!
SherMattLockSmith
Nice cheese cave now. Or wine cellar. Hell, even a place to kick the kids out to when you want to get busy.
BlastedSand
Potentially useful if you live in an area prone to tornadoes.
blaChek
What about them,
eroso
Or all the people who had healthcare insurance and never got sick ;)
AFormerPotheadsOpinion
Worthless? What do you mean? .... is it safe to come out now?
sleete
Nope.
Snooj
No. Not for at *least* four years. Maybe eight.
tentaclefriendly
Wait a few more months.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Huge wine cellars. Wine is winning.
sleete
I like you.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
I like wine.
sleete
Obv, you need to share
Kysthei
You don't build a bomb shelter knowing you are going to use it. You build a bomb shelter on the off chance you need it.
Thisisnotreallymyname
Considering the current state of the world, might still come in handy.
gratefulheart
"That one time you didn't lose everything. What about the people that also didn't lose everything 70 years ago! Huh? What about them?"
reaperhugs
Better safe than sorry.
skoomaddict
I mean, shits gettin bad. They still have bomb shelters
shuffles
Their time will come ????
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Tornado shelters?
0lliecat
That's what I was thinking too.
BewareTheJabberwockie
'One Time' it cost him less to pay for that and save his home then evacuating and losing everything. One time was enough.
GnosisCarmot
If you live in tornado alley I would imagine it would come in handy as a tornado shelter.
FidgetFeets
Preach.
ArcaneConjecture
We've got provisions and lots of beer / The key word is survival on the new frontier...
Winland
just you wait...
itsyaboyDC
Adds resale value to a home, and a dope man/lady cave.
Major7omm
I would pay a premium for a house with a bomb shelter simply because of the cool factor. And because I have repressed prepper tendencies.
8hourgamer
a great room to play Fallout?
WalterMatthau
*Lady lair
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Man/ladies cave if it was mine, if you know whant I mean.
thewalkinged
A cave you hide ladies in as a man? Is that what you mean? Cause that's like, illegal.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Well I didn't not mean that...
thewalkinged
I just read your username and I'm starting to get creeped out.
p169z0r
They're about to get to use them if NATO pokes Russia one more time.
Klingon00
A bomb shelter is something you'd rather have but not need. Like an umbrella. You'll be glad you have one should you need it.
Talmorean
Worthless? They still are viable.
Urgalicity
They actually make great root cellars for storing dry goods or other non-parishable items.
Crimpwithyourthumb
Theoretically a bomb could still be a future threat
kasaku
Have you not seen Gleaming the Cube? Worthless, really?
BranAlastor
You say worthless. I say torture cellar for hitchhikers.
aninvisiblemaniac
now they have a bad ass bomb shelter
kanne31
They have wicked man caves to play Fallout 4. Sounds like a win to me.
VonEisen
Not really useless, useful against bombs, even nuclear ones, so long as you were far enough away. Also good for tornados.
Willowtree1
Perfect place to keep your victims
Poopoopeepeevagina
They can still come in handy
DidItForScience
Cold War II is ramping up, they'll be popular again. http://www.nextbigfuture.com/2016/10/russia-suspending-and-withdrawing-from.html
Giordino
At that time the threat was real enough to build those shelters. Now decades later they seem and maybe are worthless. It's a risk they took
Bilboteebaggins
We have one of those worthless bomb shelters at my farm. We now use it as a shop that stays warm in the winter and cool in the summer.
Delcaran
I'd have a bomb shelter...
Willybum84
You never know...and could be a cool gaming room...or fap room or prison for kidnaped prostitutes
ThePornBroker
Dont forget a torture room for abducted homeless people.
no01
d0o0o0d
Ahead of their time. If the Cold War was still a thing, I'd call my man cave the 'bomb shelter'.
Sebastan
They'll get to use them soon.
everythinglookslikesh1t
But nuclear war was a real and serious threat.
GoBlue
Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
valen00
well after trump is elected and starts WW3 who will be laughing then?
xKaraKx
Might still pay off
xKaraKx
At worst its a good storage area for canned goods
NordicJew
Those will come in handy next year...
Jynxy85
Drowned.
Fitchex
Well we have a winner for today.
Ronelyn
This comment needs more upvoted.
MrSovietMudkips
You want it?
YeahLinguisticsBitch
found the midwesterner
Ronelyn
No, found the typo. ;) Actually from the Naatheast.
GrundleBlunder
+1 for typing in accent
ScootyPuffSr
From one POV (one I don't share), the bomb shelters did their job. Don't bother attacking us, enough will survive we'll hit you back.
feeltheice
Even if we didn't survive we would have hit back. 5+ min to authorize and switch a button
IronicUsername
No expert on warfare but I feel confident in saying nobody hesitated to attack because they feared retaliation from bomb shelter survivors.
dpidcoe
They feared retaliation from the fleet of nukes that would be launched in the 20 or so minutes before their own nukes did their job. 1/2
ScootyPuffSr
Like I say, it's a POV I didn't share.
dpidcoe
That said, there may be sufficient crazy to deem wiping a country away worth it. Bomb shelters are just one tiny piece of the deterrent. 2/2
RuKosopaty
they have cool basement?
MPinky
Storage space is nothing to be scoffed at.
Snooj
No, they usually weren't connected to the house.
Decayous
Wine cellars.
BarbaTenusSapientes
Damn. I guess theres no other way to get into them then.
RAGESTARVED
cool cellar, then
Eddwyn
Really big, cool basements?
iamthisguy247
Man cave! Or masturbatorium.
RawPotatoSkin
Mastrubation station.
TheAtomicRectum
Masturbatorium is my new favorite word
jtb1313
SEX DUNGEON!!
NorfolkBoy
They have a really nice Hurricane, Tornado or other extreme weather event shelter. And extra storage.
ScootyPuffSr
Tornado, yes. Storage, no, then you don't fit inside in an emergency. Hurricane, underground shelter + flooding = hell no.
NorfolkBoy
I don't know about you, but I wish I had more storage for Preps, and a bunker for nukes should definitely have storage for that.
ScootyPuffSr
Sorry, when you said "storage," I thought you meant Timmy's third grade art project and the Tupperware you never use.
NorfolkBoy
Nah, no worries mate. Good point with hurricanes, I hadn't considered them as a flood risk. Of course, many bomb shelters are above ground.
Whyyyymeeee
Well. Considering the potential next US president, not the worst thing to have...