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Apr 17, 2018 11:37 PM
TheWorstMedstudent
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CraziHorse101
BigFatJuicyMonkies
ComradeNinjaCow
DeletThisPlz
Dankdawg69
magoichi75
Midgarmerc
Somehow I doubt an actual 99 year old holocaust victim told this person this joke
Yamusa
http://www.eto-tut.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/s-909291b467ff76ad0bad51119fb4366c2503597f.jpg
NineByNine
holy fuck that one had some serious heat behind it
fudgeteddy
I don't get it?
sevenmillionhahalaughs
Humanity is like brutal death metal.
Dusquidnius
Maybe the perception that humanity is like brutal death metal is what's really like brutal death metal.
Eldibs
I think this the joke version of "If there is a god, he will have to beg my forgiveness."
TrippingPocahontas
i vaguely remember that being etched in a gas chamber. is that true?
blessedarethecheesemakers
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I dont get-OOHHHH
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
Fun fact (actual fact): Niel Armstrong often did this with bad moon jokes.
needanamedammit
Thewayofthebear
Fuck that’s dark.
TheTruthHurts51
Oh, and also, why do you allow so much bad shit to happen? Like why create a place where animals eat each other... alive.
mallerzkay
Pretty sure there's like a free will issue in there. I mean, if I want to murder you, I can/will as long as I have free will.
TheTruthHurts51
Yea, the old free will BS. Explains it all away. Lame, especially since we don't really have free will. Look it up. Try Sam Harris. Educate.
mallerzkay
Ending your sentence with "Educate" makes me not want to look that up.
Keairan
Makes me think of a thing I read once: "Asleep like god during the Holocaust".
TraugottMiller
Do Jews even believe in heaven? Serious question, because I don't know.
coderanger
Kind of but not really, there is a vague afterlife but almost no specific traditions around it. Not a reward, more like "and now this".
Studoku
I didn't know either so I googled it. Got https://www.haaretz.com/jewish/.premium-what-is-the-jewish-afterlife-like-1.5362876
TraugottMiller
It asks me to sign up, for $1 for the first month and then $12 after that. :(
Studoku
I managed to read it without.
TraugottMiller
But I found this: http://www.jewfaq.org/olamhaba.htm
PumpkinPhuckerwow
“A Jew said it so I can repeat it”
Fahargo
It's not like this is anti-semetic. It's a holocaust joke. Not even an anti-semetic holocaust joke.
SnarkyOstrich
I get it, but it ain’t making me laugh
TooDumbToCare
You're not supposed to laugh.
grandfalloon
You had to be there.
dxwill103
PunkRage
Ha get it? Because god didn't help the jews
rabbiebabbie
Yeh I gotta admit this joke really isn't funny but because it mentions the Holocaust and Jews people gotta act like it's edgy and funny
Imguralterego
Yiddish humour often isn't 'funny' in the conventional sense. It can be very dry.
TheSauceFinder
Please elaborate.
lifeofabaddog
Kinda one of those "where was god during this" sort of thing.
Guampudo
Whoa that is dark...
anonnymoosecommenter
Er than my favorite coffee roast.
SexyAttackHelicopter
...er than the welfare line.
FIDLAR
Nice
SexyAttackHelicopter
BSE97
goboltz
Too soon ?! . .
JinJinkies
GrimxMaka
Literally.
rationalasshole
Ooof
SexPiss
Meanwhile, the gays, disabled and gypsies don't laugh either.
dnd3edm1
let's just pretend historians don't know what they're talking about to advance a hateful political agenda. no way this could end badly
BayLeavesandKeanuReaves
Don't forget the Jehovah's Witnesses
grandfalloon
If I learned anything from Will and Grace, it's that there's nothing funny about being gay. Except Megan Mullaley sometimes.
GreaterDog
Karen was the best
Irreal
And socialists
Flyndaran
Atheists and of course the first group targeted being political dissidents.
Stebbenwolf
Wait but the way the joke is structured doesn’t that mean you’re saying the gays, disabled, and gypsies weren’t a part of the holocaust?
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Stebbenwolf
I don’t get it... but they definitely were there. I wasn’t though. So maybe that’s why I don’t get the joke.
metaphordog
“Forget it. He’s rolling.”
chicktracy
"Gay gypsy disabled jew walks into heaven..."
SexPiss
Perfect
SexPiss
They were but that's exactly my point. No one ever seems to discuss the other ethnicities or groups targeted. Including political 1/
SexPiss
Prisoners. I'm fully aware that Jews were the most targeted and killed, but it's unfair and disrespectful to not mention the others.
Stebbenwolf
That’s not at all clear from what you said. The only ones not laughing are those who weren’t there. So I assume your post was sarcasm.
ajpimpsalll
EVERYONE wants a gold in the oppression olympics... even in events they don't need to compete in.
ajpimpsalll
how am i getting downvoted for agreeing with @stebbenwolf? Oh well. Fickle imgur. I, too, was just pointing out that it wasn't a contest.
Stebbenwolf
I’m confused by everything in this thread. I wasn’t talking about the oppression olympics I was merely stating who all was involved.
SirBrendan
Don't forget the communists, socialists, anarchists, and anyone generally left of Thatcher.
Voltair
But they were there.
ArdentSlacker
And should be blamed for their involvement or non-involvement. Because power carries responsibility, and omnipotence is ultimate for both.
DaddyDune
Only for a little time
TwoGeeseWithoutATrenchcoat
God wasn't there.
Voltair
I know.
wolfhard
Ishedead
I loved the little bastard and boogie matches
SupahTrupah
grubbiz
How old are you? IDK between 5 and 45. What ?! Show me a picture..
AnonOmis1000
Why does he have pubes glued to his face?
Nnsoch
It's a side effect of the stolen chromosomes
atlaskennedy
Is that wee man?
FIDLAR
He is a wee-man
whatiaskedforwasalltheeggsandbaconyouhave
It's hornswaggle you uncluttered swine
Thetbonelee
That's racist. They don't all look alike.
westinpeace
Zompoko
I bet God didn't laugh because they've heard that joke 6 million times already.
TacticalPuke
Best Android post of the week!
ChristopherWalkensVoice
So savage it could he on a gorguts record.
Noevilgifs
Alphonsevaher
Good. He should.
OwenMillerOnline
Gorillion*
BlackavarLion
Is there a jewish hell? Because I think were going there. Oy vey.
Metallicat70
Best reply EVER!!! Kudos my friend.
DxJGM
TrippingPocahontas
you should be a comedian or something
ZinoHD
fuck's sake ...
needanamedammit
iHveNoCleverName
He was afraid of Andre The Giant
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Insomnia297
Eleven million, jesus christ people.
tryingtogetdownvoted
Didn't they kill Jesus Christ?
cochila
omg, it doesn't end!! ... love it!
ThePenisEnthusiast
HE GOT BETTER!
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
Will God laugh at my username?
Mommasaurusrex
*chuckle*
Cozziechov
I'm not god, but I laughed
Superchief86
Demigod here. I chuckled.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
I laughed
CassiusPolybius
I dunno about God, but OP's professors...
HitlersKDratio
Will he laugh at mine?
ChemicalPorpoise
Whoever's in charge of the place you're going will laugh.
SupahTrupah
oenomaus
Your oven isn’t as hot as mein
weirdloudman
Stop gassing yourself up
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
Savagery of the savagiest!
Mapachito
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Mein gott. Ze gaz bill iz too damn high!
Galvanax
Do I count because of so I thought it was hilarious.
DoreenJammBlacc
Never have I seen such an amazing username
BushWithOwl
@PlacentaMoreLikePlasagna
griffonsgalore
Oh good god that's :::GAGGING:::
selfawareroomba
I spit my beer out laughing, lechayim!
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
Yikes
ImgurLurkerForLife
Yikes to you too @DrownedKittensInABurlapSack lol
JesusLordoftheRings
I feel like we should be friends.
Tionki
Said Hitler to Poland.
teenageasshat
One time my brother and dad were moving a table and accidentally dropped a leg on a kitten
Upvoteall
Totally telling this to my Jewish friend.
baconandmorebacon
I will tell that joke to everyone I meet in the future. Perfect icebreaker.
TheWhiteRat
VrryBurntpork
wait no
Decryptic
And I tell this to my German friend.
Smallbrownrabbit
Me too
Klaaism
Its been long enough we can laugh at it now?
idowhatiwantwastaken
I mean I allow a 24 hour period after tragedies before cracking jokes. Sometimes. Ok. 1 hour.
glassweaver
Depends on who you are and who your audience is. That question is too simple to be answered the way you asked it.
hu3vos
SukhberS
I’ll buy you a pizza if he cries.
AnAngryRussianDickslap
ChangedMyName
He cried. Pepperoni please
glassweaver
He cried. Can I have my pizza?
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
So edgy, can I sit at the coolkidz lunch table with you?!
SukhberS
Sure. Bring some band aids for the edge just in case.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Thanks, I'll go out ans buy a fanny pack to store the bandaids, just for this occasion!
Upvoteall
Update: Told Jewish friend...he shook his head and laughed. His dad...was Führerious.
cunninglinguist85
It’s good to roast our friends occasionally
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I am a Jew. My favorite holocaust joke is: How many Jews can you fit in a VW bug? 100, 2 in the front 2 in the back and 96 in the ashtray.
MyFavoritesDoNotDescribeMe
Told this to my Jewish friend... He was heated.
chrissl199815
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scoobysmack
That's good lol
vvvaughnnn
You can't tell him a fucked up joke and expect him to get gassed from laughing
Piefromhell
would you say it just didnt have enough gas to cause a laugh
plaguedhorse
Who turned the sun off? It got really dark all of a sudden.
WetBreadMan
your friend is heated, take it slow...
obamalamadingdongditch
Once he takes a shower, he’ll cool down
weirdloudman
Don’t gas this guy up..
Vercci
Anne Frank
SomeFuckinDingus
Well of course he w———
glassweaver
Holy shit.
GoogleFucker
Too easy, but oh god
HMRyuuza
You get a gold star for that... wait not like that.
MyFavoritesDoNotDescribeMe
maximilianfragglebottom
I'm Jewish, hate Holocaust jokes, and I love this. It works because the butt of the joke is God and it doesn't treat the horrors lightly.
khora
There is a book of jokes told in the concentration camps. Lot's of "stripes DO make me look thin"
r0b0tc0rpse
The joke is god wasn't there to stop it.
maximilianfragglebottom
That and the Jew's hutzpa to throw that in His face so sarcastically. It works on a few levels.
softestpants
Yes, this. I fucking hate holocaust jokes.
maximilianfragglebottom
Because most of them are dismissive. My grandmother snuck out of her bunk to bury her sister with a spoon. Joking about her pain is not okay
TooDumbToCare
I don't cry easily. This almost makes me cry. Not fake internet crying, but real crying.
datfandomdoe
Jesus fucking Christ. I can't imagine having to go through something like that. My heart hurt reading that
Eldis
Joking about everyone's pain is ok. Joking on someone particular's pain is not, unless he's Kevin Spacey or Trump.
Sinodio
thats hypocritical. If you think that doing something is wrong, its still wrong even if the subject is a cunt.
PrincessAnus
i HATE holocaust jokes. like.. they wiped out 90-95% of Romani.. and millions of jews... its not ok to joke abt
MisterGbro
Fuck that. I joke about what I please and would not withhold others from doing the same
Noahbalboa82
Ok, PrincessAnus
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
As a Jew, I personally feel completely comfortable making holocaust jokes. It's pretty much all we did at camp lol.
cochila
ooou, they took you camping? that's nice!
mallerzkay
Either it's all okay or none of it is okay. Doesn't mean you have to like it.
mynamesjeffshortforjerrithan
Any reason why you're certain this is an either or issue. Don't see why nuance can't be involved.
mallerzkay
Because every person can say "this isn't ok" for any # of reasons, where is the line drawn then?
JayEnfield
I wish to politely disagree there. Humour has utility as a means of coping with and exploring extremely difficult subjects.
CptRedBeerd
The interesting bit is why don't these jokes get made about other massacres? Are people not familiar with the rape of Nanching and others?
CptRedBeerd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre
JayEnfield
Most people in North America spend about 3 minutes of a history class on that, somewhere in highschool. And then never think about it again.
JayEnfield
Total reverence is an alright approach for some, but other people need a different window into the topic.
softestpants
The majority of people cracking holocaust jokes today aren’t doing it for a “different window into the topic”.
JayEnfield
This is not to say that wholesale IRreverence is okay in all ways and all circumstances, of course. Care is required.