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Dec 28, 2016 6:33 AM
HNIC1995
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AlmostScientist
so did you do it?
soyouthinkicanfunny
"..., thank you you should smoke my penis." Ugh brilliant.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"If you want to receive, you have to be willing to give. The end."
Jsupes
"have regularly sex"? F! but yeah do him a favor and dress up like a teacher when you do it
jweenypwee
Starting a sentence with a preposition? 1 toothy penalty.
futschki
OCR'd for the masses http://pastebin.com/uCrB3RPX
dcode28
Great! now I dont even have to write it. Thanx bro
sommarbarn
How can people not think it's fun? If you like writing it's hilarious! I would snigger the whole way through finding ways to formulate!
sommarbarn
Googling articles supporting blowjobs, making innuendos, coming up with different words for pussy.
TyrantDom
Wife him.
dropkicknanna
I totally would not do that, and I love getting my dick sucked. I really hope you wouldn't have withheld had he not written it.
Hippoluv
I would blow anyone who made that kind of effort!
EvilMufasa
Regularly sex
tehhehrc
Since when is that how you do a quote over 4 lines long in MLA?!
tehhehrc
https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/747/03/ -- it's not
thisisyourtime
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iDontThinkThisUsernameIsTaken
I lold. +1
Zap117
I'm convinced
lewlzz
all padding of quotes, improper attribution, thus plagiarism. shifting perspective multiple times. grammatical errors.
gogotaquitos
i hope you smoked that penis
OzCollector
Gee. You must really like him.
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BlackoutKarateChop
No block quoting? MLA my ass. No oral!
V420
Should have replied with "TL, DR"
MooMooLazyRiver
I like how you guys play around. Not my type of play, but good for you.
Malloon
Fuck this was padded. And has no bibliography. And has multiple instances of pure conjecture. He must not really want it. D-
JonniUtah
MAN CANDY
SwiggitySwootySomethingSomthingBooty
His real name is Jose Alvarez
carrotsoup
That hit me too. Is that a normal thing to call your boyfriend? Sounds like a fuck boy nickname lol
TasteMySad
"Because if not I'll find someone else to do it." End of my essay.
jordyisthebomb
Truth.
Almightytoad
That was compelling. I might blow him.
ZombiePirateLeChuck
Where is the bibliography? Good effort nonetheless. But you didn't tell us how the story ended ;)
SexyClaptrap
Nice username
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
And the citing does not follow MLA guidelines. He failed the request
JaredKidd
Does it need one if you cite your sources?
drizzler
In text citations only supplement the references. How else can you fact check?
JaredKidd
Good point
ScreamimgGoat
Did you have to write an essay on why he should lick your clam?
imlefthanded
TheMasterDB8er
Nobody should need a reason to lick clam, that's the best damn dinner a man could ask for.
Fengoj
Agreed
Areanywittynamesnottaken
Or woman
ImSumWhatNaked
Only dessert that you can eat on a full stomach at anytime of the day
Pickles2222
I could think of a few things better than licking clam.
IAmJustHereToCommentAndLaugh
Ever heard of Bacon?
herewormywormy
Tell that to my husband.
THRAWN18
I love doing it. Need help?
TheMasterDB8er
I suppose not everyone likes doing it, but man, i don't understand how they don't.
TheNax
Me neither. Like receiving, as i like giving
chllnpart
My ex-wife hated it. I'm not the greatest at sex so I had to step up my pre-game growing up. It legitimately hurt my pride since I assumed->
chllnpart
<- there was something wrong with my ability to lick said clam...I now know better, but even with my tongue ring in she despised it.
depressedgirly
I don't like it when my bf goes down on me, Love giving him head though, I prefer him to use his fingers or do it myself whilst blowing him
TheMasterDB8er
Every one has their preferences, but! Maybe he isnt doing it right lol.
chllnpart
I've never been a fan of receiving head, seems awkward for me, lol
strugglesnuggler
Don't like the taste, I prefer to use my hands.
ImthePiRate
I feel ya friend
MyDogEatsFoodFromMyBeard
Give that man a knobber.
sveltechristmasman
You suck. Also, your bf is a terribly uninteresting writer.
NewPhoneWhoDissss
My thoughts exactly
einahpetslol
The whole point is that she doesn't suck.
sveltechristmasman
I think you may have that backwards. If she didn't want to then she wouldn't allow herself to be "convinced"
Ateyx
Are you kidding?!?! That was fucking gold.
sveltechristmasman
Didn't say it was bad. It's just needlessly wordy in many places
tadashiisstillalive
Persuasive essay, string thesis, MLA didn't leave much to work with
CongratsYouAreHereNow
you're joking, right?
tadashiisstillalive
I wasn't a very interesting writer either
CongratsYouAreHereNow
it's ok, you're probably a more interesting person than you are a writer
tadashiisstillalive
Why thank you!
BeepboopSimpSoup
Oh my, that was so sweet :3
Analeia
Just blow him. Catch me bein lucky enough to have a boyfriend right now i'd blow him all the time
JudgeyMcJudgepants
TheCptCadaver
So how's that inbox? Full of Peen yet?
tkolber
Truth. Not having an SO for awhile really makes you miss intimacy... and also dome
TheSpectrumGuy
brace ur inbox
ARealHumanNotFake
I am so sorry for your inbox... and single. Sorry and single.
nashnash1
Challenge accepted
Analeia
Who knew this would be my legacy
aguacatedeldiablo
Consider that writing and reading this essay could be foreplay for them.
Cgyachilles
I can honestly say he's put in more effort than I ever have to have a woman put my penis in her mouth
Analeia
Probably more effort than alot of other guys have lol must be desperate
Striker1945
Prepare your inbox....
MiloMalt
My gf hates blowing me because i never cum and it makes her lips sore
Analeia
gross dude
ThaneDukes
Stop jerking it!
MiloMalt
If only it was that easy to stop...
EddieFitzgerald
Hotnotboy10
TheSpectrumGuy
beat me to it
lickwidghost
No I think you'll have to beat yourself
ifitseasytakeittwice
So, you're single?
Analeia
duh
ifitseasytakeittwice
When are you visiting CO next? Nudge nudge wink wink
SleepTalk
Lmao if this post garners attention: rip your inbox
BukkakeRider3000
Analeia
it's begun and i like it
brokenturtle
Do you want dick pics? Because this is how you get dick pics
SlightlyNormal
Pretty sure that's the entire point with the comment.
Analeia
I say dumb stuff like this all the time and no one sends dick pics :/
Muchbeefsodinner
Oh. Well let us change that for you
Analeia
It's just like where are people getting all these nudes? Theyre super rare
tloamv
You just have to start first
Perchuuu
Yo, wanna go out some time?
Analeia
if you buy me dinner
Perchuuu
I'm game, we're gettin steak though.
Analeia
Only if it's filet mignon
Perchuuu
If we do filet mignon, I'm cooking it.
jcates91
So 2 hours since this comment. How's your inbox going?
Analeia
not bad hopefully by morning imgur will go in dry on my inbox
jcates91
Damn,dry? That's harsh, they could at least give it a courtesy spit
THEfreshestbrew
That's what they ALL say!
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a woman, when I went to visit my bf etc I blew him every day when I was out there lol a couple times I blowed him for over a hour. (1)
TheMonsterWithinYou
Just depends whether or not the woman you're with likes you or is into giving head. (2/2)
THEfreshestbrew
I think i love u
TheMonsterWithinYou
Analeia
catch me with a man see what happens
TheSecondToLastAirbender
I'd love to see
Analeia
its been so long since my last battle
TheSecondToLastAirbender
Come to the Pacific Northwest then!
THEfreshestbrew
I volunteer as tribute. Lol jk jk
Analeia
be there or be square
Valshinkka
What part of the world are we talking about.
minipancho94
you remotely near So-Cal? the best Thai food in the state is waiting if you are. http://imgur.com/Lly3en1
Analeia
The other side of the country :P but hey buy me a bus ticket and im omw
SterlingMaloryArcherr
Does that mean you're in Georgia?
iHotWheels
...I'm not in so cal
docthrobulator
I just happen to be in your side of the country
minipancho94
i mean short brunette is already appealing, but thats not enough to buy a bus ticket on http://imgur.com/sQHFAVd
laboon
East coast is best coast.