CanadianBacon9001
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Jan 12, 2017 6:09 PM
CanadianBacon9001
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shitduke
jokes on you, the bartender is the real killer
BigAZNMan
What if I want an Angel shot car bomb or with coke?
groenefee
jesus, awesome bar service
Swinesight
What if a guy orders one?
caseberg
So ur bartender calls you an uber or lyft- don't they have to pay for it then.
TequilaLove
There should be a guy version: is you date a bitch? Ask for a beer tall and long and we will split the check for you.
wronaldweasley
I really appreciate that this isn't just aimed at women. Guys can have trouble too. Sometimes everyone needs a little help
hepcat10
Angel shot with an orange: the girl wants to make out with the bartender.
Ivarted
Awesome, now I know what to order if my date doesn't go well, and so does everyone else on the Web! Just kidding! Nobody wants to date me.
tarquinbusstopftang
Yea, so now when I hear my date order an Angel Shot with Lime, I know it's time to start taking hostages.
OlafJS
But what if guys wants an excuse to get the hell out of there?
Indactil
Tough shit bro ya up the creek
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
I hope to find this in female AND male restroo,s.
madetheaccountjustforyou
If you're in a situation where calling the police would be warranted, do it. Don't pussyfoot around with stupid code words and shit.
BlackOpalGalaxy
If calling the police is warranted, they should provoke the person they already consider unstable?
sugarmagnolia73
the date is indeed not going well if im taken to hooters,who does that?
ragin2cajun
Defeats the purpose when everyone used an angel drink as their code
narcissisticarsonist
Gonna see if I can get one of the boys to order an angel shot next time out. Be like, here bra, get us all jack and coke and an Angel shot
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Pretty much if your first date is to Hooters don't wait to find out if you need the Angel Shot. Who the fuck goes blind to Hooters!?
strumfooligan
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.
NotSureWhatUsernameToUse
someone who doesn't want to meet a blind date at any establishment they're likely to go to with friends or family?
insertsupercoolusernamehere
I do like this trend, though, internet meet ups are going to be the norm and this is a nice way for businesses to help and get good PR IMO.
pezzle
Bit pointless going to hooters if you're blind isn't it?
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Wings and beer are still wings and beer to blind people. Let's mock shorthand due to 140 char limits.
larrygogo
Unless you are a bi-male couple or lesbians, why would you go on a date to hooters?
josiah888
DarkTherapy
Have your date order the drinks. Angel shot neat. Then watch as the bar staff escort them to a random vehicle.
AWESOMEBOT
As great as these are by posting them now everyone knows including your date.
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stopdropandrollout
$10 says it's posted on an image sharing sites with over 14000 views. (At the time of my comment.)
Silymnd
I hope this is in the boys and girls bathrooms. Violence works both ways.
DahPanda72
I hope that's posted in both men and women areas.
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Avatar720
Male ones are something manly, like whiskey, or -tinis.
herpopottomas
Mommy how did you meet dad? Well dear, we were porking around on Tinder and he met me at Hooters for a pump and dump, but we fell in love.
strumfooligan
IJustLikeToArgue
As opposed to any other first date found on Tinder. "I was swiping to find a guy to fuck and came across your dad. We ended up in love."
terribletech
True love is beautiful.
Bot17629A98001
Such eloquent words...
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
Still a better love story than Twilight.
GiveHerTheDutchOven
For 45 minutes, it was magical!
GiveHerTheDutchOven
Nine months later you were born in the wal-mart tire center parking lot, it was the best day of my life.
Bot17629A98001
Such eloquent words...
PizzaPringler
*got pregnant.
NervousReptilianSweating
aww jeez... im so glad im not dating
ariesshion
so this is in the mens room right?
Ilikecarthings
Doesn't it sort of defeat the purpose if this gets posted all over the Internet and everybody knows what it means?
clarissakaye
Agreed. I was saying this to a friend earlier...how awkward/bad would it be if the dude knew what it meant and heard her order it??
Ilikecarthings
Especially if you're trying to ask them to call the police. That could potentially end badly for someone.
hepcat10
How does one call an Uber for someone else? Uber is not very third party friendly.
EngineeringComedy
I've done it before. Basically send an uber to someone and when the driver asks just say (name) sent it for me. Money is Money.
hepcat10
So, as a bartender, if she needs to get out of there, I get to pay for her ride myself? I'd just put her in the office and tell him she left
EngineeringComedy
For you yeah. I did it for my friends. Different situation.
iprobablydontlikeyou
And if im a guy do i order the Money Shot in order to get rid of my date who's a total bitch?
ScipioWright
There should really be a different fake drink name posted in the men's room.
Rimasticus
Well, if you are going to hooters on a date...the chances are high that you're dating an asshole.
Danozyy
My friend's girlfriend takes him there all the time. She loves the wings, and he got her a gift card there for xmas (among other gifts)
kermie92
(F) - I enjoy their food. Only been once but it was yummy.
KittenLifter6
Because yall like good wings? What if it was a mutual agreement?
Tankynumnums
You made this tired ass post worth it with your comment.
theonetheycallmonk
Yeah... Seriously, you'd be better off going to a Waffle House or IHOP.
cuddlydingo
What if it's a lesbian date, between two lesbians? Does that still make it a dick move, or does it mean they're really, REALLY into women?
ohapieceofcandy
But have you had the fries there?!
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
unless you picked it, in which case they seem cool and you're the asshole.
dav3nasty
Been married 10yrs. We stopped at a hooters on our first date.
cuddlydingo
What if it's a lesbian date, between two lesbians? Does that still make it a dick move, or does it mean they're really, REALLY into women?
Rimasticus
Still seems a bit of an odd choice for a blind date.
KittenLifter6
Because yall like good wings? What if it was a mutual agreement?
iHeroine
I'm a girl and I LOVE their wings. Also the boobs but that's a different story
dav3nasty
Been married 10yrs. We stopped at a hooters on our first date.
bobobano
Not all of us go for the breasts, some of us go for the wings
TenchuTheWolf
Or maybe your partner is Bi.
TossMyAlbatross
My fiancee likes going there. But then, she likes to look at the waitresses as much as I do.
humptyblargh
Plot twist: this is posted in the mens' room.
Phixik
Hence why it's posted there, they fucking stutter?
MrR3c0rdMan
...Ummm... No, not that I can tell
Ourhomeandnativeland
showmethepuppies
I had a first date at Hooters.. He told me he thought I'd enjoy looking at the women. I enjoyed absolutely nothing during that date.
Daemoneyes
Didnt get to see any puppies?
showmethepuppies
No! And that wasn't even the worst part!
justlivinthedream
TIL: I'm an asshole. I took my bride--on our honeymoon--to Hooter (sorry, I'm the one guy who actually loves their wings).
fpierce1997
Their wings are horrible.
Monster1776
Fuck their wings, the fried shrimp is where it's at.
Fusstin
Took wife to hooters for Valentine's Day. Place was empty and had decent buffalo shrimp. She loved it.
ChrisLucas1
I thought their wings were pretty mediocre personally. But I did get the number of a hot waitress there once, so mixed feelings.
dauntlessds
I don't even eat wings and I can make better wings than Hooters does LOL.
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
I have to agree, somewhat... I like their Daytona wings and that's it.
DJNinja
You aren't the only guy who likes the wings. There are like 5 of us. Maybe 6, but Jeff is currently dating a vegan.
LincolnSiixEcho
Yeah mhmm, the wings
ChrisLucas1
I thought their wings were pretty mediocre personally. But I did get the number of a hot waitress there once, so mixed feelings.
XxSirSchmoopyxX
All of you roasting him need to calm down everyone has their own idea of a good time a honeymoon doesn't have to be expensive (1/2)
XxSirSchmoopyxX
To be special as long as the people enjoy it that's a good honeymoon
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Did you take her there on your first date?
sharkkibble
My boyfriend and I both like boobs. I wouldn't want to do this often, but going to hooters once together would be just fine.
Rimasticus
I didn't want to be the one to tell you. Sorry mate.
justlivinthedream
It's okay, I had some inclination that I'm an asshole.
garfobo
That is seriously fucking trashy
eyetrain
Boo this man
IguanaMadona
Could still work out provided you married an asshole
justlivinthedream
Actually, she's a saint--heart of gold. Not sure how long the marriage will last, though. I'm gonna give it another 27 years, but then?
justlivinthedream
Actually, she's a saint--heart of gold. Not sure how long the marriage will last, though. I'm gonna give it another 27 years, but then?
LundmanFTW
No one loves their wings. You probably read Playboy for the articles.
justlivinthedream
I actually did once buy it for the articles--Interview with Wayne Gretzky (I'm a huge hockey and 99 fan).
idrinkcheapbeer
I love breaded wings in general. Hooters wings are great.
CoughedupFurball
Isn't that all they have now? Articles?
byohzzrd
Yup. http://fortune.com/2015/10/17/playboy-stops-nude-photos/ I guess they're doing a Maxim style magazine? This happened a while ago.
TheNumberOneHeroAllMight
I know women who like to eat at hooters and watch the games on tv there but saying everyone who takes a date there an asshole is a stretch.
idonthaveagoodnameinmind
I'd wager a pretty penny that if you take a first date there you are at least a moron, 99.99% of the time.
Rimasticus
I didn't say everyone that does is, I just said the chances are high. Imgur seems to agree.
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Rimasticus
Well, this sign appears to be meant for first dates.
idonthaveagoodnameinmind
I'd wager a pretty penny that if you take a first date there you are at least a moron. I like my chances 99.99% to .01.
TheNumberOneHeroAllMight
I'm not disagreeing if it's a first date I've stated that if you've been dating and you know she is okay/likes the place.
StraightUpDehydrated
*licks lips* So that pretty penny... is it single
TheNumberOneHeroAllMight
Please don't lick my lips again.
TheTastiestTampon
I appreciate the sentiment, but if you're in a public place couldn't you just walk to your bartender and "My date is a creep, I need help" ?
Feanor19
Yes. I bartend, you have to be at a real sleazy joint for them not to help. Behind the bar immediately, sit, and don't talk to the person.
Feanor19
I'd kick them the fuck out (also work security) then decide what you want to do. And always escort to the car to see them off
bluefacepaint
Assuming, of course, your creepy date doesn't follow you over.
somerandomtwat
but the date will know what angle shots means because they have the posters everywhere
beingready
Glad it's not just me thinking that!
mesogiria
This makes it easier, I assure you. You feel much less like you're causing trouble when an establishment invites this.
kytrix
Breaks down the anxiety barriers of some and makes it easier, so they don't have to approach a stranger? Just a guess.
exezeex
Sometimes it can be reassuring to know that the employees provide that kind of service before asking. E.G. like folks with social anxeity.
kriositivity
My ex would follow me everywhere even to the washroom so... it's not that help isn't there it's how to ask.
kriositivity
even checking in to the ER he'd hover and the nurse would be making faces because I said I walked into a door knob & he flipped out at them
kytrix
Also, if you need the police I can imagine circumstances you may not be able to get up from the table.
stabbycat
And it's then that you will order an angel with lime
HenryInTwoForks
Then how would you see this if you can't get up from the table?
kytrix
You saw it on Imgur.
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kytrix
Look here, I'm no awkward rapey murder date avoidance counselor.