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#14 all this says to me is how you can fuck up a basic thing that is grilling chicken.
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
There needs to be "Food Court" at the Ikea one.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Seriously: Why is everything scheduled for Thursday?
Mithi
Minimum time to get drunk on the weekend after that catastrophic appointment without working on Friday, because who wants that?
SiliconRodeoPrime
Mcdonalds(x)=|sin(x)|
endorfun
This is the best post I have seen in a very long time.
DatNaus
LOL
Henrybigmuscles
How do you solve that email problem
VizenFatale
Boob size correlation to male helpfulness doesn't seem accurate. I've got tiny boobs and men are still helpful.
TheBMachine
It's not about the size. It's about how much cleavage is shown.
Molder12
You must still be pretty then
Tylendal
#1 is true and seriously pisses me off.
TentaclePanther
#10 except for Red Dawn, where the helicopter had an RPG detonate inside the cabin and came out fine.
baconsmellsreallygood
#25 is actually a job interview on the casting couch
KronaSamu
Lol
accujimmy
Contens.
Kuchiri
Am I the only one that wishes that it should be a law that you have to pass your driving test every single time you renew your license?
randomimgurlurker
Word to god we only have to renew it every 50 years in Arizona
Kuchiri
Every fucking day I almost get hit by fifty assholes.
throwaway1037739
Are you a porn star?
NerdHerder
Funny content, horrible graph formats
ButtMagnet
Don't understand the cat lady one at all. The "amount" of loneliness stays the same?
L10ydChristmas
Don't work at a bank and you won't have that problem
XennaAdzior
*Contents of a tube of toothpaste
IAmGodot
#8 People still go to the bank? My main bank doesn't even have physical locations.
StillNotYouTube
I go there for the Benjamins.
thea1997
Whoever made these didn't know the 337 laws
CapitalNick
TIL that uranium is food.
Monowas
like someone would look into the fridge and then writes " a little bit uranium and some sulfure" on the grocerie list
dewsker5
Down vote solely for the grilled steak meter.
dewsker5
I was out of line here.
throw5861
A steak is best done between rare and medium and anything past that is overcooked and anything under that is risky
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
You mean to suggest the 5 second rule doesn't apply to steak grilling? It's just long enough for the grill marks, without being too long...
n33ner
But if I asked my SO if my ass looked big, I'd want him to say yes...
ozington
Lies.
PlumbAndDone
Yeah, my gf was unnaturally skinny, but after changing birth controls she has gained weight and is proud of her new booty
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
http://img.pandawhale.com/123051-Neil-DeGrasse-Tyson-I-like-it-BGKE.gif
Morg729
"Yes and it's wonderful!"
chubbell
The answer is
pizzaslut13
Exactly what i was thinking hahah he loves my big butt and so do i ☺
TheChandrian
I've never had a woman ask me this question. Not my wife or any past girlfriends.
lebabf
I won't fall for this again
NGC5189
The correct answer is, "it's the best kind of big"
TripleKitten
Where's the comic with the dudes wife asking if she looks fat, that ends with him getting laid?
whyteraven74
"And with it you make the rockin' world go 'round"
BarfTittiesGalore
Sigh.. NFL Playoffs aren't on Thursdays.
shaqie
I don't know why you got downvoted for truth.
BarfTittiesGalore
Welcome to Imgur where the points don't matter and I can't finish this line.
shutard
Fixed
TinyPear
I don't get it
ammberr
Obese women say they are curvy on the internet instead of being truthful about their body size.
TinyPear
Ohh, thanks! I thought it meant that curves just didn't exist in general lol
Illidanhell
Curves don't exist. Only bent straight lines do.
varsipieru
Well, technically a sphere with infinite radius is a straight line.
pmather021
Fuck off, nerd. Gimmie your lunch money... before you fuck off.