TheBigLetdown
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Nov 20, 2018 12:35 AM
TheBigLetdown
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silentwolf1999
Im sorry but no. Bacon while tasty, is no apology.
pfsar
Needs more bacon.
speedwave
This seems so vague to me, out of context there's many different ways things could've unfolded to produce such an apology.
TheProtobabe
When me and the bf do the do he likes to slap a lil, he's banned when drunk tho because he forgets to hold back lol
rufelineme
Handwriting analysis: Y curving to the left is “the felon’s claw.” 80% of convicted felons have this. It’s can be anti-social trait.
uploaderzero
miserable_life.jpg
hanisbomb
THIS SHIT, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IN CANADA
KatieVick
I need context!!!
FireflyArc
We don't know the situation. So I assume yay crispy bacon.
Ontariobernersrockespeciallylondon
OP misspelled "I'm sorry I'm a special kind of asshole"
Razielight
everyone is assuming this is from a relationship and a male slapped a female, maybe just 2 brothers ? 2 sisters ?
FiddlerofFate
'Yay... dry bacon...'
BraveGrave
I have no idea what it feels like to be drunk, but according to my mother I yell a lot when I drink one Energy Drink.
KennethShaw
Plot Twist..The person that was hit is Muslim
vinahorselady8
Somewhere there is a barbecue pit in the ground for this fool!
oghost
You guys seriously believe a male handwrote that "y"? Dead giveaway--may as well be a heart-topped i.
giantpizzafish
Why are we assuming this is a guy writing to a girl? Or opposite? Could be two friends.
anapaoz35
It’s a good offer
ERM92
@alex515060 wat Nelson should do next time
ContentBelowCost
Id honestly just be happy with the apology
missmorgan24
Take the bacon. Leave the arsehole.
LateNightBandit
It is NEVER okay to slap, hit, push, punch, kick, etc. your partner. Domestic violence is evil. Leave now.
dickjones949
Not only is she violent but the bitch can't even make bacon on her own. Get rid of her.
WilliamHuskerAdama
How do you know it's a girl?
delacruz101
I mean you never know how hard to go when 'u're 6 inches deep and she yells "slap me"
sunnydayingermany
Aim for the heart, Ramona
fadingtheory
"I fucked up your face, now its time to trash your heart."
FullMetalTaquito
Bexabo
it was 2 slaps, if your face is made of clay then i guess you're right
myrdrah
Domestic violence is never funny. Run while you still can.
GnomeDeGuerre
You sure that it's DV?
Razielight
Again, everyone is assuming its a guy with a girl, maybe 2 brothers ? 2 sisters ? was completely accidental slapped while waving their arm
Wemly
Domestic violence is more than just spousal abuse. It is any violence from within the domestic unit.
Razielight
Im aware, maybe they fell and slapped them ? until there's context to this story proving this was abuse you shouldn't jump to conclusions
doodybird
but it's cold leftover bacon... fuck 'em
DonkeyOD
As take-out...that someone else made...from an animal...other than the slap-happy drunk...
FullMetalTaquito
TheMadOnion
Cold bacon is the fucking BEST
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
Grow up
LiterallyYourBestFriend
Drunken slapping sucks. My wife has done that to me a long time ago. Remedy? Stopped drinking.
LiterallyYourBestFriend
Not saying it was ever okay. But there are so many people that act like any transgression, especially physical, is 1000% it's over.
LiterallyYourBestFriend
More needs to be taken into consideration like what actually happened and level of drunkenness is definitely one.
Baldybeardman
Fuck that. Sounds like a shitty relationship
gunter
Yeah, he should leave her ASAP.
Cmycherrytree
Fuck that... I've been married for 9 years. Drunk Bacon apologize is a real apology. He's sorry he was that drunk.
Brocktooon
Indeed! See how she made sure to remind that she was drunk? Apologies paired with an excuse is not an apology.
HolyStalactite
This is a woman saying sorry right? I feel like a man wouldn't use the word slapped. Also handwriting. I mean those Y's, why?
grahmcrackersbook
What if it was a play slap? There's no context here.
nihilistdad
Sounds like a good time to me. Fuck judgmental cunts like you.
Baldybeardman
And fuck you as well
ProphetofEntropy
some people just shouldnt drink alcohol.
LivingDecomposition
I'd give my bro bacon if I slapped him. Who said it's 2 people dating
notashittybartender
This sounds like my best friend and I after a night out, we go get tacos though
thepieplayer
Female apology, either way, shouldn’t hit each other.
phantasmaphilia
could just be a buddy giving bacon to his buddy he slapped
knobcopter
People just want to be angry.
motherFUCKINGdickbuttplayingwithJavert
When my SO is drunk he would cry and told me he loved me so much and then than cried because he said he was so lucky. This is what you want
StarlightSnep
I have a feeling I would do the same if I ever got drunk
Veldareth
My best friend does the same :)
SilverBalls
Mine does too lol
Hoobles
Someone’s deep in the friend zone
Veldareth
Well, he's a straight guy and I'm a (mostly) straight guy. I'm perfectly fine in that mutual friendzone.
HalloIamherenow
I've been told that when I get drunk I get sentimental and tell my friends how lucky I am to have them. Guess I'm glad I'm a happy drunk?
Gillm09
Same. Everyone in my family/friends group knows I’m drunk when I start telling everyone how much I love them. XD
thefunnestguyatparties
Happy drunk is definitely better. Angry, confrontational, volatile drunk is absolutely miserable to be around.