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Dec 22, 2021 4:20 PM
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sintares3000
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Kagenical
"I have so many hands and nothing to do with them" describes doing anything when you've just quit smoking, lol.
ArthurPhillipDent
Wall back while the ball is still rolling. Pro tip
OriginalAndWitty
You gotta own it. Walk back like to meant to do whatever you just did. Sell that shit.
PballQhead
It doesn't have to be
DonaldFuck
HeadTurdL
Just walk back like you own it, queen.
everythingthatglitters
I just do a little wiggle
tinctures
Learn to moonwalk.
deetatron
sloppygashmeat
Finger guns fix any awkward situation.
ShooterMcdabbin
Just moonwalk. What do you think the shoes are for.
sfbiker
To make it less awkward, try jumping down into a somersault and then roll up to your feet, willy wonka style.
ImAD0g
Bc of Asperger's syndrome?
Hookersandblackjack
Because you threw the game winning ball into the crowd?
ThickCutDad
I feel awkward the walk up to the throw
Inarticulated
Start waving your hand behind your butt when walking back and act like you ripped a bad one
RandyTheDancer
Bowling gives me social anxiety.
sonomarco
Because swinging that heavy ball around has discombobulated your center of gravity.
madeejit
Don't bring the ball back with you. No need to thank me.
manulofdoom
derpdiggins
I always dance my way back
JerryCan7331
it's like being on a tiny little stage.
VaultGirl69
I know the answer to this, as I have anxiety. It's because other people, including strangers, may be looking at you. I don't like being seen
onceuponatime1881
Cause everyone was just looking at your ass.
tracereading
Bowl overhand.
irvingb01
Or underhanded like you mean it: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VigorousLastHorsefly-mobile.mp4
cozynester
it's only awkward if you don't knock all the pins down
LeSethX
Especially if you do a celebratory pose before you miss the pins...
UnhelpfulAnswers
Okay you're not making it better
starsky51
I disagree. Bowling a strike leads into the awkwardly smug strut
LusciousLucius
Ooooh. You're supposed to knock the pins DOWN? Oh, haha. That's..ah...that's not what I've been doing. I have some apology letters to write.
N0ticeablyFAT
It's like golf, right? Low score wins?
FairfaxJack
Or if you knock down the pins in the adjoining lane
borderlinitely
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
There’s so much happening in this clip...
PGTipsMonkeh
I don't think anyone in this scenario is capable of feeling embarrassment
cozynester
was not ready for the twist ending ? +1
JahNoodles
The polish the floor so you can moonwalk back to your seat
TheLeanWolf
only with the special shoes
BrontTheGoodBoy
Who's not wearing the special shoes at the bowling alley?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
bassaro