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Cat tax
KenanAndKelThuzad
#9 Shout out to my people in Charlotte, NC
CISMaleScumLord
I like to think that #2 was posted by Mariska Hargitay
GauXe
We also say „das ist doch mir bums“, which translates to „this is bumps to me“
secretagentdoubleobeaver
#23 I work in the craft beer industry and I think many craft breweries would love it if you came in and started doing arts and crafts
4254
#14 How can sausage be a bad thing?
GipCee
First
ASpaceChimp
This is sausage to me
Lots43
Harry has a mother and her name is Molly Weasley thank you very much
cesairforgeroflightning
Warum ist Käse Unsinn aber Wurst nur egal?
caunphety
#4 ...but that’s not love...
LittlemissEm
I'm 309 months
Cramsington
#9 Charlotte represent!
ImTotsPolyGONEfromThis3Dclass
You can find out how many months old you are here: https://www.disabled-world.com/calculators-charts/age-calculator.php
whyisexistance
#7 is very Canadian
iamcatbug95
#17 the original planking, cool.
IAmSometimesThatGuy
TheInternetIsASeriesOfTubes
I love that the dudes arm in the middle got unwillingly caught up in the action.
viasycosis
Lacklessfuckwittery
I always want to upvote Nat and her requiem for a dream fridge chase sequence.
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Fuckin Karen. Every time.
Hermansen
34 years and 4 months
Gashunkification
Thank you
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
My roommate turns 35 soon and we are going to do a baby photo shoot. 420 months
Hermansen
Blaze it
phantasmaphilia
this is beautiful
Bloodyvalentine549
Just a random fact... Wbtv is my local news station and they always have a great sense of humor. This made me sensibly chuckle though.
TheNameOfThisUserIsRelevant
#15 In Spain we say, "Me importa un pepino" which basically means, "It's as important to me as a cucumber." So yeah.
ImADildo
#8
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DumpoldRant
It's not a story the fire marshall would tell you.
coolcalx
The derivative of the integral of a continuous function is the function itself
WouldYouIfIAsked
684 and 340 of them sober, almost half my life sober. Didn't realize until I looked at it like that. Thank you
AwkwardKeming
As someone who drives on snow regularly, #9 is spot on.
BingleyBingleyBeep
#11 is a dominance move. Older dog is telling new dog that he ain't shit and he better understand who's in charge. Should be discouraged -->
BingleyBingleyBeep
--> The only dominant animal in the house should be the people, otherwise pets refuse to do as they're told. Can be done very loving though!
ReactAndiSueYou
#4 can’t find very many virgins nowadays
LittlemissEm
Male virgins are still virgins
eisaateadamunime
Well, you've come to the right place!
dontsayretarded0itsgay
There's one born every minute
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Hi there. Wait ...
Moonattack100
You're on imgur.
potatoisgood
Children
DahPrincess
1,kidnap female of sacrificing age 2,test for purity 3a,if pure: sacrifice 3b,if impure: impregnate and sacrifice the offspring. >
EmporioIvankov
ReactAndiSueYou
APenguinInATuxedo
DahPrincess
>alternatively, if you are female you have the additional option of getting yourself pregnant and sacrificing said offspring.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
That's how the Baal worshipping, temple prostitutes did it