CaptainKangarooPimp
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Nov 2, 2016 12:03 AM
CaptainKangarooPimp
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snerggly
Lol! Nice costume does it come with steamed brown rice?!
Cortezdelanoche
Okay? Tso what?
FlyingTigerRose
I think he should wear the chicken as his general's hat.
CatTaxCollecter
....Captain Tso?
TheAncientOneG1
Looks like a Navel Captain.
XxTippoxX
What's the matter, colonel? ... Chicken?!
BubblesSayingDecent
Has never fired a shot.......because everyone knows General Tso's chicken
DoorAjar
We all know that he should be holding a cat.
taylaw84
Hello my name is T50?
cdubs703
And his chicken!
CrazyNate1031
Impeach General Tso! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei6rGAeT4Lg
RWM90
Yessssss
KyrosXIII
Kaptaintso's Friendly Chicken
nopoliticalcorrectness
Shouldn't the chicken be a cat?
snakeoilsalesman
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuo_Zongtang if you're bored.
Promethianfire
A military hero for all nations
STGxDante
It's the only Chinese food I ever order!
thiswillonlyhurtabit
But that is not a generals uniform
iamthisguy247
Do you think he knows Colonel Angus?
tellemurius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xXL3XWkNIs
Platform221BtheShireofAsgard
Is it necessary that the name tag be that big?
pinkwendy
Yes
baconsmellsreallygood
Maybe as comical way to show overzealous boots that this isn't stolen valor.
FrankTheThunderbird
Maybe he's really tiny.
TheSpaismunky
I am an army and can confirm.
EnragedCucco
The one man army has spoken!
supermanwang
markfebruary
He's destined to be a legend. That chicken is destined to be delicious and spicy.
SexyStarfish
Except he's wearing a Naval uniform. Close enough. Then again, most of the chinese places say the same thing about the meat in their dishes.
CatTaxCollecter
He's wearing a captain's uniform
bepisboi
They dress up the meat in naval uniforms?
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
yes
spasmfingers
I just ate some of that damn it was good
LRWerewolf
I lolled so hard the pain from my kidney stone nearly made me pass out.
quietbeggar
Oh man, I feel you on that. I've had a couple this year and I have one in my kidney that I'm just waiting for to move.
mplslov3ly
Awe. I'm on week 4 of kidney stone trynna pass.
findermouse
Now I'm imaging the transition from laughing to screaming. Your neighbors must think you laugh like a supervillian
LRWerewolf
Nah, just grabbed my bite rag and muffeld it for a while. No woken neighbors.
mwppmarauders
Kidney stones are quite easily the worst pain I've ever felt. I've broken bones and not been in that much pain.
LRWerewolf
My urologist is a mother and kidney stone sufferer. She said she'd much rather give birth au natural than face another kidney stone.
mwppmarauders
I've heard that. I'm a female and tolerated a kidney stone for 3 months before I broke down and had surgery. Childbirth should be a snap...
FrancyFde
Did not understand this
CaptainKangarooPimp
General tso chicken. It's a spicy Chinese dish
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
So what's with Captain Tso, why not dress as General Tso like the food?