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Mar 20, 2020 2:24 PM
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Peridux
Shouldn't Adidas sponsor a slav superhero?
DarthAndy
Given how much Wolverine fought the Nazis, Adidas is... unlikely.
LordOfTheHounds
Begone brand
mydogsfartswillkillyou
hulk makes sense.
varoun717
You should watch Tiger and Bunny, but not on Netflix. All the heroes have sponsors like domino pizza and pepsi.
LifeInNightVision
I don't think Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark need sponsors. The others might need them though.
illogicalphallusies
Iron Man did have a sponsor....Stark industries
Glomoro
Pretty sure Captain America does have a sponsor. It's in the name even, really got their claws in deep.
tertater
Cola light? Is that a thing somewhere?
Narfwak
Batman DID wear Nike shoes in the 1989 movie.
dmil103
But why? This is so dumb
TheRicM
Should've made the Adidas with the Wolverine slash marks as the three stripes
SinnyPower
What a waste of time and talent
FloresDelCaribe
The anime tiger and bunny had good take on this premise
Vossko
No one is sponsored by raid shadow legends? Fake.
MeatMechanic86
Cap should be Pepsi. Looks more like captain Canada there.
ScarecrowSticks
Pepsi is better, i.m.o.
spacebeers
IDK. This is dumb
FoeOfFauxPho
Thank you. The premise is asinine, but even taking the premise the conclusions don't make sense. Steven Rogers wouldn't choose a product
FoeOfFauxPho
that causes tooth decay and obesity.
iamthisguy247
I feel like Tony does it already. The Avengers A came from the A in Stark and took the time to make sure the Quantum Realm suits all had one
thelegendarythirdleg
Am I the only one who thinks Captain America should do Pepsi cause it matches his color scheme?
CaptRackham
There's no way in hell the Russian chick wouldn't have an Adidas track suit
RenaissanceFaireMan
They put it on a Canadian instead...
correr96
Seems like she would be Smirnoff.
ilovedarkchocolate
It’s a show. Called The Boys. Excellent
koenigseggignigsegigseggg
Came here to say that. lol
SnickerMyKnickers
You beat me to it. The first thing I thought of as well
jbravo775
samsoniteson2000
How would you tatoo the hulk?
BrockEffingSamson
Very carefully.
lenonymes
RenaissanceFaireMan
If Bruce got a tat, would it...ahem...supersize?
Etownhustla
M for minute maid and hulks out into monster.
lordnequam
It's not a tattoo; they just spray-paint him whenever he's going to go out.
ralphie84
Wolverine is more of a Tim Horton's
easytigger
Nah, man, Molson.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Dude. Gillette.
ralphie84
Maybe, but he's no Masshole
coffeetime
I like Wolverine for the 3 blades reflected by the 3 stripes of Adidas. But yeah, maybe whiskey and cigars.
TheRicM
I feel like they could have made it more slashy-like
NapoleonDynOmite
They didn't really think the sponsor/hero relationship out very well
RenaissanceFaireMan
Or a variety of alcohol and cigar companies, though I hear he's partial to Crowned Heads Jericho Hills.
ajaxlepinski
Captain Amazing from the Mystery Men!!! Pepsi was his sponsor.
Wellshiet
I mean...Cap has a sponsor...a sponsor called 'MURICA
theMarc
Okay, but why would Galactus want or need a sponsorship?
MagnorCriol
And why would Apple be the herald of Windows?
easytigger
DO NOT QUESTION THE WHIMS OF HE CAME BEFORE THE DAWN AND WILL LIVE BEYOND THE DUSK.
bsmithwins
It’s not a sponsorship, MS owns Galactus. They acquired him in a hostile takeover.
BrockEffingSamson
He hungers! For fat stacks of cash!
theMarc
I now need a picture of Galactus trying to use a human-sized ATM.
SickOfThisCessPool
Mystery Men did it first
Jibbywha
What about, uh...Death Man?
Gra55Hoppa
FortressCraft
God I love that film.
apeshigh
Dr Doom should be apple
bumblebeerumble
Omg its captain amazing!!
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
The Boys did it better.
Ireadtoomuch
I like TNG better than the original Star Trek but I mean you know
Biglebowski748
I wouldn't say better, just different. Both are great.
goflyblind
ISometimesCommentWithDogGifs
HornyPolice
MamaSchatzy
Coca cola LIGHT??? It's Diet Coke, bruh
ImNotReallyADoctor
Its European diet coke
idrinkyourmilk
MamaSchatzy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
TheRicM
Coca-Cola Light
MamaSchatzy
....thanks lol
TheRicM
No problemo
iamthisguy247
Huh never seen that before. I wonder why some countries prefer the word light versus some with diet.
TheRicM
Maybe it associates with light beer. Also now that you mention it, it looks like a can of Coors Light
iamthisguy247
I guess “light” sounds more appealing than “diet”, but it’s odd we didn’t all switch to light, unless they thought Diet Coke was too iconic.
TheRicM
I think it has to do with the availability of the sweetener ingredients (the chemicals lol) in each country
TheRicM
Yeah it does sound more appealing. I looked it up, apparently the difference is in the sweetener used in the Light vs. the Diet.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Ya... not in the country that makes it
mity0k23
Every country makes their own. And the real one is now in Mexico.
ImNotReallyADoctor
The real main original factory is in Georgia. They have bottling plants all over the world
mity0k23
But if you want to buy old school coke in the us, with the real sugar (but no cocaine), you gotta look for Mexican Coke.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Their headquarters...
Gamedoc
Shouldn’t Iron Man be Burger King?
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
I guess even to a billionaire, money still rules!
RenaissanceFaireMan
And that donut place?
onecowboytoo
Shouldn't Black Widow be Cherry Coke?
Maahes0
Right?
LittleDragon
My thoughts exactly
CompletelyUniqueUsername
And Audi...
IamNotAshamed
I'm somewhat offense is isn't.
Colanah
Given his level of sass, why not Wendy's?
AnthonyBlumpkins
Shouldn't he be that shwarma place?
cookfan
The shwarma place wanted to sponsor him, but their bid of delicious roasted meat for life was outbid by McD. What can you do?
buttonguy3
Why?
xRHIN0x
RDJ gave BK credit for helping him get sober. He ate their burger and it tasted like shit because of drugs. Made him rethink his mindset.
xRHIN0x
That's why he eats a BK burger in Iron Man (2008) after escaping back home.
buttonguy3
Lol, nice.
DasCorporal
I figured Dunkin' Donuts after Iron Man 2. :)
dorenavant
I thought he was more of a shawarma guy but I guess we don’t have a place for that here in the US.
whenwillthisbeover
That’s actually Randy’s donuts featured in the film and Randy’s are the best. People will fight you if you for calling them Dunkin’ Donuts.
DasCorporal
I just went with a national chain. Thanks for letting me know about Randy's! I will have to try them if I ever see one!
whenwillthisbeover
There’s only the one and it’s in LA
DasCorporal
Awesome! My Brother-in-law lives there so after this Corona crap we can visit him and Randy's!!! :)
Inarticulated
But at the end of Endgame they talk about burgers. Not donuts.
DasCorporal
True... of course there aren't any shawarma chains! Lol!
Randomman96
The first Stark wanted when he got back to the US is a burger. It definitely should be BK.
DigiT00l
Because RDJ got off drugs because BK
Mxlespxles
It's such a great parallel between his life and Tony's
toissePrincess
Nice