Mar 13, 2018 12:00 AM
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#grus_plan #March_meme #blink_182
welcomestranger
This meme is just red/blue penguin meme but with added steps.
SirRogers
I don't know when this meme started but I'm loving it.
FreelanceSpermDonor
Lifehacks: Do a little more than expected of you every day and pretty soon... a little more is expected of you.
shackslam
Or as they said around here, give them a hand and they take your arm.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Best advice I got from a team leader was to not work extra hours and push extra, because management then would expect extra all the time.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
most jobs are abusive
themaskedhobo
I like my boss she gives me raises when this happens
Kinkachou
Manager here. Yes, if you work hard you'll get more work. That gives you a right to ask for more money. Speak up If you think you deserve it
Mercenarity
At my company we increase pay as a matter of fact should the skill and dedication merit it. We don't squirrel it away until it's begged for.
Ninjinister
The biggest fuck-up on the team has been here 5 years and makes more than everyone else. I've been here 11 and make the same as a new hire.
MightyMorphinPowerPenguins
Truth.
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Trick is to get them good and reliant on you, and then make them outbid their competitors for your time.
myotherbikeisabike
Bingo
HypnoChanger
First rule is never be irreplaceable. You won't get promotions inside the company if they can't replace your position.
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndIsNoLongerAvailabel
If you're irreplaceable then you're unpromotable
Svartsinn
I'm getting promoted to a position where I'll see my previous operation fall to ruin while supposedly overseeing it's safety. BUT MONEY!
SunBrolem
but you're not ungivearaiseable
Corrodias
That's fine. That means they'll be willing to pay me the promoted salary but keep me in that position.
Maybe you won’t be promoted but you will be paid more
SlobberToilet
I know that story, it ends with a pay increase at your next review when you ask for it.
charlierunkle
She left me roses by the stairs
TheBlueMuppet
The VIOLENCE LETS ME KNOW SHE CARES.
Gayforbae
Thatsthejoke.pdf
FletchINKy
I don't understand these things. The more valuable you are to your boss, the more people he has to pay to replace you. Ergo: MORE PAY
POTKC
I like this new meme format. I like it a lot.
Fallout10mm
Reminds me of when I worked at gamecrazy. Only FT employee but only got PT benifits, eventualy doing both manager and assisnt manager jobs.
MianusStar
I know that pain, first hand.
Flash635
Be the one who can tackle the hard stuff and that's all you'll get.
drsaidineedabackiatomy
Saving this for when it happens soon. I will literally text it to my boss no shame
contractorguy
wantednokes
Shee left mee roses boy the stee-airs.
exlurker42
The reward for good work is more work. This has always been true.
[deleted]
rjrcwalker8
Or simply asking for a raise as to compensate for the new responsibility
rannmann
This has never not worked for me. But if you don't ask, it doesn't take long before you're doing more than everyone, for less than everyone
that's more reasonable demand than reward in most cases.
DreamingZombies
When it comes to a review use your new responsibilities as a reason for pay rise. You always pay tradesmen after doing the job not before.
catsofat
I just talked to my boss about doing other people's job s and his reply was oh well, I do that too. Sympathy is not good a management style.
TechnicallyInsane
He could probably come up with a better one but it sounds like he's too busy doing other people's job instead
RI7E
Love this new format!
authenticsanta
Thats me!!
aneyeholeman
This is definitely my new favorite meme.
Thefirstargonaut
Former manager here, if I gave you more responsibilities, I'd be checking to see if you can handle it before promoting you.
Doesn't apply to all places. The last place I worked at before going self employed increased my workload steadily for years, but only 1/
ever hired someone with no experience from outside to fill higher positions, instead of promoting anyone who already worked there.
Stragul
This hits me so hard... more work and no raise... /golfclap
r3b007
I do just enough to not get fired and they pay me just enough so I won't quit
Daft113
Yep
WelpThereGoesMyUserName
You’ve got a bright future aheadof you kid.
BoozeHound001
I plan to fall ass backwards up the corporate ladder
drewcrosby
It's the American way.
ministryofpeace
Have you ever considered politics.
nastywomen
equilibrium found!
cwagrant
Have #1, but not #2. Public sector life.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Alright early series Jim Halpert.
HarryHighpantss
The system works!!
TraitorousTrump3
Do 2 jobs like that, then the money is nice.
that's way too many hours of work. It won't be too much longer before I start living up to my potential again and earning real money.
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
Way to strive for mediocrity.
no, I settled into it
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
This happened to me and when I pointed out I was doing 60% of the work when I am 25% of the staff she oversee I was informed i was 1/2
delusional. I'm looking for a new job because I'm tired of being taken advantage of. I was also told my coworkers find me intimidating 2/3
and I make them feel stupid when I explain things to them when they ask me for help. I was basically told to stop having resting bitch 3/4
face and to school my features so I appear more approachable. I honestly believe these things would not be an issue if I were male. 4/4
It's BS workplace politics. It happens whether you are male or female. You have to learn what behaviors, traits, and appearances your 1/
company seems to value, and play to it. My in-person social skills are lacking, so I've never been good at workplace politics myself.
welcomestranger
This meme is just red/blue penguin meme but with added steps.
SirRogers
I don't know when this meme started but I'm loving it.
FreelanceSpermDonor
Lifehacks: Do a little more than expected of you every day and pretty soon... a little more is expected of you.
shackslam
Or as they said around here, give them a hand and they take your arm.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Best advice I got from a team leader was to not work extra hours and push extra, because management then would expect extra all the time.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
most jobs are abusive
themaskedhobo
I like my boss she gives me raises when this happens
Kinkachou
Manager here. Yes, if you work hard you'll get more work. That gives you a right to ask for more money. Speak up If you think you deserve it
Mercenarity
At my company we increase pay as a matter of fact should the skill and dedication merit it. We don't squirrel it away until it's begged for.
Ninjinister
The biggest fuck-up on the team has been here 5 years and makes more than everyone else. I've been here 11 and make the same as a new hire.
MightyMorphinPowerPenguins
Truth.
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Trick is to get them good and reliant on you, and then make them outbid their competitors for your time.
myotherbikeisabike
Bingo
HypnoChanger
First rule is never be irreplaceable. You won't get promotions inside the company if they can't replace your position.
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndIsNoLongerAvailabel
If you're irreplaceable then you're unpromotable
Svartsinn
I'm getting promoted to a position where I'll see my previous operation fall to ruin while supposedly overseeing it's safety. BUT MONEY!
SunBrolem
but you're not ungivearaiseable
Corrodias
That's fine. That means they'll be willing to pay me the promoted salary but keep me in that position.
myotherbikeisabike
Maybe you won’t be promoted but you will be paid more
SlobberToilet
I know that story, it ends with a pay increase at your next review when you ask for it.
charlierunkle
She left me roses by the stairs
TheBlueMuppet
The VIOLENCE LETS ME KNOW SHE CARES.
Gayforbae
TheBlueMuppet
Thatsthejoke.pdf
FletchINKy
I don't understand these things. The more valuable you are to your boss, the more people he has to pay to replace you. Ergo: MORE PAY
POTKC
I like this new meme format. I like it a lot.
Fallout10mm
Reminds me of when I worked at gamecrazy. Only FT employee but only got PT benifits, eventualy doing both manager and assisnt manager jobs.
MianusStar
I know that pain, first hand.
Flash635
Be the one who can tackle the hard stuff and that's all you'll get.
drsaidineedabackiatomy
Saving this for when it happens soon. I will literally text it to my boss no shame
contractorguy
She left me roses by the stairs
wantednokes
Shee left mee roses boy the stee-airs.
exlurker42
The reward for good work is more work. This has always been true.
[deleted]
[deleted]
rjrcwalker8
Or simply asking for a raise as to compensate for the new responsibility
rannmann
This has never not worked for me. But if you don't ask, it doesn't take long before you're doing more than everyone, for less than everyone
exlurker42
that's more reasonable demand than reward in most cases.
DreamingZombies
When it comes to a review use your new responsibilities as a reason for pay rise. You always pay tradesmen after doing the job not before.
catsofat
I just talked to my boss about doing other people's job s and his reply was oh well, I do that too. Sympathy is not good a management style.
TechnicallyInsane
He could probably come up with a better one but it sounds like he's too busy doing other people's job instead
RI7E
Love this new format!
authenticsanta
Thats me!!
aneyeholeman
This is definitely my new favorite meme.
Thefirstargonaut
Former manager here, if I gave you more responsibilities, I'd be checking to see if you can handle it before promoting you.
HypnoChanger
Doesn't apply to all places. The last place I worked at before going self employed increased my workload steadily for years, but only 1/
HypnoChanger
ever hired someone with no experience from outside to fill higher positions, instead of promoting anyone who already worked there.
Stragul
This hits me so hard... more work and no raise... /golfclap
r3b007
I do just enough to not get fired and they pay me just enough so I won't quit
Daft113
Yep
WelpThereGoesMyUserName
You’ve got a bright future aheadof you kid.
BoozeHound001
I plan to fall ass backwards up the corporate ladder
drewcrosby
It's the American way.
ministryofpeace
Have you ever considered politics.
nastywomen
equilibrium found!
cwagrant
Have #1, but not #2. Public sector life.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Alright early series Jim Halpert.
HarryHighpantss
The system works!!
TraitorousTrump3
Do 2 jobs like that, then the money is nice.
r3b007
that's way too many hours of work. It won't be too much longer before I start living up to my potential again and earning real money.
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
Way to strive for mediocrity.
r3b007
no, I settled into it
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
This happened to me and when I pointed out I was doing 60% of the work when I am 25% of the staff she oversee I was informed i was 1/2
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
delusional. I'm looking for a new job because I'm tired of being taken advantage of. I was also told my coworkers find me intimidating 2/3
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
and I make them feel stupid when I explain things to them when they ask me for help. I was basically told to stop having resting bitch 3/4
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
face and to school my features so I appear more approachable. I honestly believe these things would not be an issue if I were male. 4/4
HypnoChanger
It's BS workplace politics. It happens whether you are male or female. You have to learn what behaviors, traits, and appearances your 1/
HypnoChanger
company seems to value, and play to it. My in-person social skills are lacking, so I've never been good at workplace politics myself.