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Maglot
This is actually legit, and taken from a book called "Disorder in the Court."
Twichy
Woah that man is a legend.
FromTheLandOfBeerAndWaffles
balzanya
Isorikk
I'm going to ruin the gem of the previous comment being the only one by posting my own, far more stupid comment
fightmenaked
Saying that it's real doesn't make it anymore real. I could say I have 12 dicks, doesn't make it true (though it is)
t0mn8r
lol
dangerousDoc
Lawyers have to ask these things to get them on the record so that they are facts that the court can use
styrngage
I remember actually getting this in an email
averagejoe999
Yes, after the 100th tine it is still lame
WhatzitTooya
Haha, it's funny cause that absolutely happened! It says right here! Hahaha!
RamenKitten
It's from a book I forget the name of. It actually did happen! The book is a collection of ridiculous law stories via court transcripts. :)
Cornholyith
Haha it was "Actually said!" Wow!
Jolijt
The absolute madman!
jakethetao
"This was actually said" only works on children and certainly not anyone who quotes scripture to prove they're not predjudiced dickpickles
YolomirSwagovic
older than the internet
harmtheohmless
CrazyGuyOnABike
Lawyers have to say these things. It's not about them not understanding, it't about getting records that cannot be taken out of context
in ways which harm their career or worse, their client and their case.
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
If Canadians became zombies would they go for brains or syrup?
idontlikepickingusername
Braaaiiiiiiins, pleaaaasssee
magnificentlaserbeam
Brain syrup
Cecilbeast
Who says we are not already zombies and just really chill zombies
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Tim Horton's
queenelizabeth
Whynotboth.gif
MisterWho
Canadian hockey zombies would be the most awesome way to go out in the apocalypse.
DedWexMyth
I would guess poutine.
G0MeatCube
Yeah it's kinda close after about 10 mins of a pouting sitting. Everything fucnjng soggy fuck I'm sorry.
krapmyself
It's funny, but....
Benzyl
It's older than the dinosaurs?
MyFirstPostIsARepost
v
Oh god! I'm stealing this!
Vault101sDoor
http://imgur.com/m1OZoL2
bananaforscaleplease
RE:RE:FWD:FWD:RE: HIS RESPONSE IS PRICELES!!1!
INDIG0M0NKEY
Of Facebook this one joke would be 9 pages long.
Durtschi
I read this one in 1996 in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I don't think it was the most current edition at the time.
skellington01
This comment made me feel bad for laughing. I am now ashamed. Why am I telling you this. I should not submit this comment. Anyway, +1
DinoKebab
Dad stop sending me emails.
lordofhouselurker
Son please come home. Your mother and I are extremely worried. We don't care that you enjoy dinosaur porn, just come home.
Dinosaur porn is why I had to leave home.
We know but we no longer care about the dionsaur porn. Nor do we care that you have micropenis. Just come home son.
I already knew you didn't care about that, after all I got the penis size genes from you.
Maglot
This is actually legit, and taken from a book called "Disorder in the Court."
Twichy
Woah that man is a legend.
FromTheLandOfBeerAndWaffles
balzanya
Isorikk
I'm going to ruin the gem of the previous comment being the only one by posting my own, far more stupid comment
fightmenaked
Saying that it's real doesn't make it anymore real. I could say I have 12 dicks, doesn't make it true (though it is)
t0mn8r
lol
dangerousDoc
Lawyers have to ask these things to get them on the record so that they are facts that the court can use
styrngage
I remember actually getting this in an email
averagejoe999
Yes, after the 100th tine it is still lame
WhatzitTooya
Haha, it's funny cause that absolutely happened! It says right here! Hahaha!
RamenKitten
It's from a book I forget the name of. It actually did happen! The book is a collection of ridiculous law stories via court transcripts. :)
Cornholyith
Haha it was "Actually said!" Wow!
Jolijt
The absolute madman!
jakethetao
"This was actually said" only works on children and certainly not anyone who quotes scripture to prove they're not predjudiced dickpickles
YolomirSwagovic
older than the internet
harmtheohmless
CrazyGuyOnABike
Lawyers have to say these things. It's not about them not understanding, it't about getting records that cannot be taken out of context
CrazyGuyOnABike
in ways which harm their career or worse, their client and their case.
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
If Canadians became zombies would they go for brains or syrup?
idontlikepickingusername
Braaaiiiiiiins, pleaaaasssee
magnificentlaserbeam
Brain syrup
Cecilbeast
Who says we are not already zombies and just really chill zombies
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Tim Horton's
queenelizabeth
Whynotboth.gif
MisterWho
Canadian hockey zombies would be the most awesome way to go out in the apocalypse.
DedWexMyth
I would guess poutine.
G0MeatCube
Yeah it's kinda close after about 10 mins of a pouting sitting. Everything fucnjng soggy fuck I'm sorry.
krapmyself
It's funny, but....
Benzyl
It's older than the dinosaurs?
MyFirstPostIsARepost
krapmyself
Oh god! I'm stealing this!
Vault101sDoor
http://imgur.com/m1OZoL2
bananaforscaleplease
RE:RE:FWD:FWD:RE: HIS RESPONSE IS PRICELES!!1!
INDIG0M0NKEY
Of Facebook this one joke would be 9 pages long.
Durtschi
I read this one in 1996 in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I don't think it was the most current edition at the time.
skellington01
This comment made me feel bad for laughing. I am now ashamed. Why am I telling you this. I should not submit this comment. Anyway, +1
DinoKebab
Dad stop sending me emails.
lordofhouselurker
Son please come home. Your mother and I are extremely worried. We don't care that you enjoy dinosaur porn, just come home.
DinoKebab
Dinosaur porn is why I had to leave home.
lordofhouselurker
We know but we no longer care about the dionsaur porn. Nor do we care that you have micropenis. Just come home son.
DinoKebab
I already knew you didn't care about that, after all I got the penis size genes from you.