JWaffeltod
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Sent this to some friends of mine, cross about its veracity. They responded back with scientific proof. Bless them.
Oct 18, 2016 12:37 AM
JWaffeltod
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Sent this to some friends of mine, cross about its veracity. They responded back with scientific proof. Bless them.
SL4pthePANCAKES
WHAT... THE... FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
infernakonigin
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Allhailmidgetgoat
CF doesnt have Platoon Sgt's, i guess section leader?
andtheseashalltell
Oh come on, your sergeant only called you a fucking retard to show you he cared. You had to do a LOT more than this to earn that.
infernakonigin
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Gandalftheblight
Ralpheo
They apparently cannot do that anymore... which sucks donkey cock because I was hoping to become a drill sergeant
Cavalrysword
Can't do what?
ThisAccountisforvoting
I spy with my little eye, someone dressed in CADPAT!
ThisAccountisforvoting
and someone smart enough to take his nametape off before taking a picture for the internet.
VulpesIncendium
Nope, it's still on there. He just suffers from jpeg-itis.
AlwaysCorrect
If you dial 911 and put your phone to your ear, you might just be able to hear someone asking what your emergency is
IfYoureReadingThisImDrunk
Username checks out
AussieMuse
Even in Australia, because too many generations are stupid enough to think that 911 is our emergency number thanks to American movies and TV
SomeFurryTrash
Wait... People here do that? What does it even connect to here?
AussieMuse
Redirects to 000 as far as I've been told
dontblinkdontevenblinkanddontlookaway
my military movie experience tells me his boot should be shinier.
VulpesIncendium
My military experience tells me that he's Air Force, and chances are neither he nor anyone in is chain of command cares.
simaxiang
Probably not, black boots haven't been a thing for a few years.
KillerTofu615
SeaBees still wear them if I remember correctly.
simaxiang
Seabeas are navy. Air force calls them Civil Engineering, they are the same as civilian construction.
VulpesIncendium
Canadian air force has always and still does wear black boots.
simaxiang
They might be Canadian then, only American Navy wears black leather boots in this day and age. Army wears tan and Air Force wears green.
hEEbtHejEWish
They don't shine boots in the US anymore and haven't for a while. Over 10 years
RomeoSniper
Thank. Fucking. God.
dontblinkdontevenblinkanddontlookaway
and now we finally have the answer as to what went wrong with murica!
Jugypsy
That's not true. In the Navy we do.
PiffTheMagicDildo
Actually yes we do.
abbadon101
But he is Canadian. Surely they shine their boots. Also why isn't he wearing red and that mounty hat.
Tony4x4jones
Not 10 years... Oct 2010 was the last the Air Force was authorized BDU wear(with shining boots)
hEEbtHejEWish
06 for Marines I think.
Cnewk
Navy does.
TrijezniMujo
They're gay tho
foundplayer
Just the tip ;)
fistermatic5000
I got out 10 years ago July. Right before acu's were mandatory. Best believe you could see yourself in my boots.
hEEbtHejEWish
I joined Marines in 04 and when I got to fleet Marines were still allowed to wear old school uniforms but not boots. That was if you rated
LearnSomething
Yes we do...
TrashRemastered
Pretty sure they still do, at least their dress shoes, unless they use patent leather (the cheaters!)
hEEbtHejEWish
I think it depends on branch. You do in Marines. But it's with brasso because that's all you need. It's more like wiping off fingerprints.
ANGRYBATMAN
dress shoes are patent leather, but still need a shine now and then... unless you need to wear jump boots, which require a lot of polishing
Cavalrysword
You have got to be kidding.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
The boot in the top pic are the army acu boots. There's nothing to shine.
Cavalrysword
All the time I spent polishing boots. Irrationally, this pisses me off. Which is illogical. SMH. Bet I'm not the only one.
hEEbtHejEWish
No. It would annoy me too. I think about all the time standing around in formation or waiting for end of day formation at HQ.