I've been collecting these JD Couchfcker memes

Nov 3, 2025 10:03 PM

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Ugh

Gross

Went from killing the pope

To maybe putting a hit on his future lady's husband

Sometimes, you are your own enemy.

Yes he will

The couch is also upset

Hehehe

Yuuuuuup. Looking up

It's photo manip by someone or AI. Haven't really looked into it tbh

She'll either survive a divorce or two grieving people, one a widow & the other a widower, will come together to ship his brown children to boarding school and give her ugly children mouth surgery to shrink the gums and give veneers until they're old enough to get actual plastic surgery.

Who fucking caaaaaarrrrreeeessss. Stop making a deal over what shit these shit people do.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She needs to run away. Quickly. I've seen this movie before.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's observed that Erika Kirk has crappy taste in men.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP here's one that you don't have: https://i.redd.it/ffeu2ca03xyf1.jpeg

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, Erika will be trading up soon.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usha leaving JD for Erika would be the funniest outcome tbh

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crossposting a sleeprkid post on imgur? That's a couching

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

hes clearly shopping around cause interracial marriage is the next thing for the chopping block

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the original source of this is tiktok, so sadly, this is a tiktok link https://www.tiktok.com/@pottymouthpollyanna/video/7567245410331282701 but it's worth it. Unmute.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup... So that happened.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a cuck anyway

4 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Aw, don't disparage cucks like that my guy.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Christ, the guy’s only been dead six weeks. No wonder the MAGA bros are pissed at her.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She has probably been thinking about divorce for a while, but that's tricky to do for a woman in the christian conservative griftosphere.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No surprise she moved on quick. Kirk wasn’t known for his compassion towards women.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, sorry I'm french and I didn't get all the jokes. What's the joke with the couch?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi im from canada and outta the loop, and I dont wanna google it, soooo like did he really fuck a couch and get caught ??

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Someone took pages from his book, added a part about fucking a couch, and started circulating them and even though most everyone knows that it's not true, people decided to keep repeating it because Republicans lie about their opponents all the time.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#10 Honestly, it could be real and it wouldnt surprise me...

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's got Truthiness

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why do ppl care so much about those two hugging? legit curious.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Kirk was, before he died, predicted to be the next GOP president candidate. His widow is now apparently courting the other potential next GOP president. Who is still married, by the way, as if that matters to the party of family values.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

ah, ok. thx for the info

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One phone call and Usha gets hauled away.

4 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

So that's why it's called U-Haul. I'll see myself out.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure itll even be just a whatsapp or a post-it note...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Plot twist. JD dies from heart attack while plowing the sofa. Kirks hotwife comes to console Usha. They fall in love and become an interracial lesbian couple fighting for ethnic and lgbtq rights!

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

From a different post

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One tweak. Erika goes Hindu.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was thinking they both go atheist, but Erika going Hindu would be equally delicious.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Noooooo!!!! Whyyyyy????

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0