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amsterdam1981
Omg, he's just so sweet ?
ParanoidCarrot
yes this is exactly how i came to be
SpittBucket
This happy dude just made me smile and learn, both of which I love! Have an upvote!
asdfasdf212
That's good for making carrot GREENS, nonetheless, it will NEV3R grow into more carrots.
YummyYumYums
Could of at least changed dude
ThighHighsSaveLives
Instructions unclear, carrot sprouting from my penis
Lyssian
The first year of life, a carrot stores energy. The second year of life, it uses it to make flowers.
Scobebo
Sauce ?
SephSakuran
This won’t get you a new carrot, but it will flower & generate seeds. Plant the seeds to get new carrots
ColinBry88
I wonder if this works with bok choy as well.
LovelyMover
I needed this today very badly. v
longleggedbeastie
Whew, not a mimick
coffeebaby
Cool quarantine project for kids
MadLogTheGr8
Damn - haven’t seen such a good cliffhanger in a while
Captain77
Works with celery too
dortmunder
Fuck celery though.
CableGuyLover
And spring onions
ElemenopCueAre
Not baby carrots. Sad
KindofaBadPerson
Wow, a Baby carrot? Would couldn't wait until it was an adult? I'm called the authorities.
x1xruex1x
Sauce?
Shellibobelli
I really don't carrot all.
marzel1979
Will-i-carrot
Zahnradfee
You can also simply buy 1000 carrot seeds for 2€.
lightskinjones305772
Black guys always have the biggest carrots.
LoggingOutNow
Grade school science project. Not a real way to propagate. Produces discouraging results & drives people away from successful gardening.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
He’s so handsome
JustAnotherRandomStranger
This dude made me happy by simply showing me a damn carrot.. wtf is this sorcery?
ThriftySM
I actually went to HS and College with this guy, he is super chill in rl, too @gardenmarcus on TikTok
CrucialComma
He looks hella wholesome lol
iRateYourDick
He looks like someone needs to come love him right and fix his hair. Ladies. Wtf.
Invada
Yeah, I could watch him do random stuff rather than follow the news. Also, GET OF YOUR ASS AND VOTE, AMERICA!
Then maybe we'd all have less stressful lives, and be able to enjoy nice things like this :)
insanitycontinuum
I'd love to grow weed with him. Also carrots
thedarknesssurroundsme
I tried growing cartots from seed in my garden once. Mostly got weeds, and not the make-you-feel-happy kind
Unionburner
I went to college with him. His is hella wholesome.
UpvoteFairyCakes
I want to be his friend so bad. What’ll he seems like a real good dude.
Very much. Mr Nice Guy.
ThaWhiteRanger
Kind eyes
sarabear
Such a genuine smile
dragonfury101
From my attempts, it only produces a plant that flowers and produces seeds, not another carrot
dearbluey
That's kind of the point. From a useless carrot top, you get seeds to grow more carrots.
superfeathers
I did this with green onions once, and they were 100% tasteless. I assume because of lack of nutrients from actual soil?
HamburglarHelperr
You can stuff a green onion root down in some dirt & end up with an endless supply in less than a week.
Pookakke
Seriously, I've had a patch growing in my yard for 20+ years. Even thinned it out once or twice and the damn things still thrive.
rudejohn
I presume you don't live somewhere where temperatures get in the -20C every winter.
I love duplicating green onion in my garden, but I have to bring 'em inside starting the first of October.
I live near Chicago, it's not consistently that cold every winter. But I've never had them die. Most of the smaller ones do. But the main...
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
I wanna try this with turnips
doesntmatter
You want Swedes? Because that's how you get Swedes.
RobJenkins
v
sniffo
My dream turnip :)
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Just a heads up, carrots are 2nd season veggies, meaning they grow roots year 1 and flowers year 2. Your carrot top won't make another -/
Carrot to harvest, but WILL produce seeds you can plant. \-
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surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
PSA: this will not grow another carrot. There are so many things you can propagate easily, don't bother with carrots.
goblinart
Yeah, we do this with parsley, nobody here actually eats carrot tops?
chillyilly
also came to say this. granted you can still eat the greens, but this dude obviously didn't grow another carrot lol
dustonashelf
Can confirm. It’s been 9 months and all I got was a 3 ft stem with flowers and no seeds yet. Waste of garden space, but I learned from it
bubbasparxx
What kinda things would you recommend? Need some ideas for easy foods to grow in my veg patch next summer
MajorTom0101
Well you can still grow carrots just buy seeds instead
defaulted
Ive not bought scallions in a year bc for a while I kept planting all of the scallion roots. Now I just snip the green parts as more grows
Celery, bok choy, lettuces, onions, leeks, scallions... I call it my kitchen scrap garden and it’s awesome!
Regdabmaof
Zucchini
Try rosemary, dip cuttings in honey first. Basil cuttings will root in water then plant, same with mint. Chuck some of your next tomato in.
I read herb garden...
ac304104
I propagate tons of tomatoes. Start with a few plants of your chosen varieties. Every few days prune suckers. Stick them in some moist soil.
Keep them out of direct sun for a week or two and keep the soil moist. By the end of the season you'll have tons of tomato plants.
Potatoes. Put potato in soil. Get more potatoes. Garlic too. Put clove in soil, get bulb.
(Plant Garlic in August if possible.)
Ezzybells
That's very location specific.
True. Plant it in August IF you live on the northern hemisphere between 30°N and 60°N.
Zeeshie
Aaaah i love this man. He's so cheery and wholesome
Mavgurian
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Justgonnabrowsesothisdontmatter
What's his name? Keen to see more wholesomeness
Not a clue this is the first I've seen of him and I love it haha
@gardenmarcus on TikTok, or so I heard
ChoiceForward on youtube! here's link https://www.youtube.com/c/choiceforward
KnownSecretCarrot
Will only grow the green part
imworthyourtime
That are edible and tasty
myarmisitchy
Which can be used as a garnish!
echonite
If you cant eat it, dont put it on the plate.
I guess I don't know what a garnish is. These greens are edible and have strong flavor. Great for salads
A garnish is decoration. Makes the dish look pretty but is not part of the dish itself.
Ahh. Yep, definitely had that wrong. So it could just look pretty, but is edible. Idk. Do what you want.
Asdfjlk
Hence the 'propagate'
BitRoyal
Ummm, no?!? Propagate as a word literally says that it's a way of generating a completely new full offspring, regardless of genetic origin.
Right, but it's only for creating a clone, you'd still need to replant: https://en.m.wikiversity.org/wiki/Plant_propagation/Cloning ☮️
Also, the vast majority of plants can asexually propogate with effectively a zero negative effect.
You linked to an article specifically about asexual propogation, only one type of propogation. The Most common form is traditional sexual.
Mmkay, but the post was about asexual propagation. And the comment's point was you weren't going to immediately get another carrot.
kiwitreelady
Then you can harvest the seeds, plant them, and next year you'll have carrots.
ConsumateVees
Thank you, this makes more sense now!
Taltaron
And this is not recomend due to sickness in the plants.
Not recommended because feminization of commercial crops will give you an unexpected growth version, but disease isn't a worry. /1
Most vegetable diseases are only a worry when repeatedly planting the same crop in the same dirt for too many years. /end
kmikl
Also not the recommended for humans due to sickness...
RagingNorseman
What if you're down with the sickness?
I'd ask you to keep your fetishes to yourself, or at least keep me out of it.
cbmech7
I'm Disturbed by your comment.
Yeah ... but harvesting and propagating seeds is 1000x more complicated and precise than this fun video.
Machsattack
To be continued.
stupidfaceshiba
I just throw the seeds in dirt, scuffle the top of the soil, water and get carrots to grow. It’s an easy crop
mastertang
So don't do it
I won't. But I also won't do the OP planting, because it's effectively useless.
leechdemon
It's useless when there's a global economy and you have access to carrot seed. Give it a few months, it'll come in WAY more handy soon!
(I typically have about a dozen or so pots going at any moment that can regrow veg as food. But carrots need two years, so can't at home.)
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Well... You wait till it flowers, collect the seeds, plant the seeds in early spring and collect the carrots in the autumn. Piece of piss.
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
Do they not need to be pollinated or whatever
Good point - they don't self pollinate. You need two plants, and to pollinate them yourself. So more of a ball-ache than I thought...
amsterdam1981
Omg, he's just so sweet ?
ParanoidCarrot
yes this is exactly how i came to be
SpittBucket
This happy dude just made me smile and learn, both of which I love! Have an upvote!
asdfasdf212
That's good for making carrot GREENS, nonetheless, it will NEV3R grow into more carrots.
YummyYumYums
Could of at least changed dude
ThighHighsSaveLives
Instructions unclear, carrot sprouting from my penis
Lyssian
The first year of life, a carrot stores energy. The second year of life, it uses it to make flowers.
Scobebo
Sauce ?
SephSakuran
This won’t get you a new carrot, but it will flower & generate seeds. Plant the seeds to get new carrots
ColinBry88
I wonder if this works with bok choy as well.
LovelyMover
I needed this today very badly.
v
longleggedbeastie
Whew, not a mimick
coffeebaby
Cool quarantine project for kids
MadLogTheGr8
Damn - haven’t seen such a good cliffhanger in a while
Captain77
Works with celery too
dortmunder
Fuck celery though.
CableGuyLover
And spring onions
ElemenopCueAre
Not baby carrots. Sad
KindofaBadPerson
Wow, a Baby carrot? Would couldn't wait until it was an adult? I'm called the authorities.
x1xruex1x
Sauce?
Shellibobelli
I really don't carrot all.
marzel1979
Will-i-carrot
Zahnradfee
You can also simply buy 1000 carrot seeds for 2€.
lightskinjones305772
Black guys always have the biggest carrots.
LoggingOutNow
Grade school science project. Not a real way to propagate. Produces discouraging results & drives people away from successful gardening.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
He’s so handsome
JustAnotherRandomStranger
This dude made me happy by simply showing me a damn carrot.. wtf is this sorcery?
ThriftySM
I actually went to HS and College with this guy, he is super chill in rl, too @gardenmarcus on TikTok
CrucialComma
He looks hella wholesome lol
iRateYourDick
He looks like someone needs to come love him right and fix his hair. Ladies. Wtf.
Invada
Yeah, I could watch him do random stuff rather than follow the news. Also, GET OF YOUR ASS AND VOTE, AMERICA!
Invada
Then maybe we'd all have less stressful lives, and be able to enjoy nice things like this :)
insanitycontinuum
I'd love to grow weed with him. Also carrots
thedarknesssurroundsme
I tried growing cartots from seed in my garden once. Mostly got weeds, and not the make-you-feel-happy kind
Unionburner
I went to college with him. His is hella wholesome.
UpvoteFairyCakes
I want to be his friend so bad. What’ll he seems like a real good dude.
ElemenopCueAre
Very much. Mr Nice Guy.
ThaWhiteRanger
Kind eyes
sarabear
Such a genuine smile
dragonfury101
From my attempts, it only produces a plant that flowers and produces seeds, not another carrot
dearbluey
That's kind of the point. From a useless carrot top, you get seeds to grow more carrots.
superfeathers
I did this with green onions once, and they were 100% tasteless. I assume because of lack of nutrients from actual soil?
HamburglarHelperr
You can stuff a green onion root down in some dirt & end up with an endless supply in less than a week.
Pookakke
Seriously, I've had a patch growing in my yard for 20+ years. Even thinned it out once or twice and the damn things still thrive.
rudejohn
I presume you don't live somewhere where temperatures get in the -20C every winter.
rudejohn
I love duplicating green onion in my garden, but I have to bring 'em inside starting the first of October.
Pookakke
I live near Chicago, it's not consistently that cold every winter. But I've never had them die. Most of the smaller ones do. But the main...
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
I wanna try this with turnips
doesntmatter
You want Swedes? Because that's how you get Swedes.
RobJenkins
sniffo
My dream turnip :)
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Just a heads up, carrots are 2nd season veggies, meaning they grow roots year 1 and flowers year 2. Your carrot top won't make another -/
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Carrot to harvest, but WILL produce seeds you can plant. \-
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RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
PSA: this will not grow another carrot. There are so many things you can propagate easily, don't bother with carrots.
goblinart
Yeah, we do this with parsley, nobody here actually eats carrot tops?
chillyilly
also came to say this. granted you can still eat the greens, but this dude obviously didn't grow another carrot lol
dustonashelf
Can confirm. It’s been 9 months and all I got was a 3 ft stem with flowers and no seeds yet. Waste of garden space, but I learned from it
bubbasparxx
What kinda things would you recommend? Need some ideas for easy foods to grow in my veg patch next summer
MajorTom0101
Well you can still grow carrots just buy seeds instead
defaulted
Ive not bought scallions in a year bc for a while I kept planting all of the scallion roots. Now I just snip the green parts as more grows
dustonashelf
Celery, bok choy, lettuces, onions, leeks, scallions... I call it my kitchen scrap garden and it’s awesome!
Regdabmaof
Zucchini
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
Try rosemary, dip cuttings in honey first. Basil cuttings will root in water then plant, same with mint. Chuck some of your next tomato in.
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
I read herb garden...
ac304104
I propagate tons of tomatoes. Start with a few plants of your chosen varieties. Every few days prune suckers. Stick them in some moist soil.
ac304104
Keep them out of direct sun for a week or two and keep the soil moist. By the end of the season you'll have tons of tomato plants.
Zahnradfee
Potatoes. Put potato in soil. Get more potatoes. Garlic too. Put clove in soil, get bulb.
Zahnradfee
(Plant Garlic in August if possible.)
Ezzybells
That's very location specific.
Zahnradfee
True. Plant it in August IF you live on the northern hemisphere between 30°N and 60°N.
Zeeshie
Aaaah i love this man. He's so cheery and wholesome
Mavgurian
.
Justgonnabrowsesothisdontmatter
What's his name? Keen to see more wholesomeness
Zeeshie
Not a clue this is the first I've seen of him and I love it haha
CrucialComma
@gardenmarcus on TikTok, or so I heard
CrucialComma
ChoiceForward on youtube! here's link https://www.youtube.com/c/choiceforward
KnownSecretCarrot
Will only grow the green part
imworthyourtime
That are edible and tasty
myarmisitchy
Which can be used as a garnish!
echonite
If you cant eat it, dont put it on the plate.
myarmisitchy
I guess I don't know what a garnish is. These greens are edible and have strong flavor. Great for salads
echonite
A garnish is decoration. Makes the dish look pretty but is not part of the dish itself.
myarmisitchy
Ahh. Yep, definitely had that wrong. So it could just look pretty, but is edible. Idk. Do what you want.
Asdfjlk
Hence the 'propagate'
BitRoyal
Ummm, no?!? Propagate as a word literally says that it's a way of generating a completely new full offspring, regardless of genetic origin.
Asdfjlk
Right, but it's only for creating a clone, you'd still need to replant: https://en.m.wikiversity.org/wiki/Plant_propagation/Cloning ☮️
BitRoyal
Also, the vast majority of plants can asexually propogate with effectively a zero negative effect.
BitRoyal
You linked to an article specifically about asexual propogation, only one type of propogation. The Most common form is traditional sexual.
Asdfjlk
Mmkay, but the post was about asexual propagation. And the comment's point was you weren't going to immediately get another carrot.
kiwitreelady
Then you can harvest the seeds, plant them, and next year you'll have carrots.
ConsumateVees
Thank you, this makes more sense now!
Taltaron
And this is not recomend due to sickness in the plants.
BitRoyal
Not recommended because feminization of commercial crops will give you an unexpected growth version, but disease isn't a worry. /1
BitRoyal
Most vegetable diseases are only a worry when repeatedly planting the same crop in the same dirt for too many years. /end
kmikl
Also not the recommended for humans due to sickness...
RagingNorseman
What if you're down with the sickness?
kmikl
I'd ask you to keep your fetishes to yourself, or at least keep me out of it.
cbmech7
I'm Disturbed by your comment.
BitRoyal
Yeah ... but harvesting and propagating seeds is 1000x more complicated and precise than this fun video.
Machsattack
To be continued.
stupidfaceshiba
I just throw the seeds in dirt, scuffle the top of the soil, water and get carrots to grow. It’s an easy crop
mastertang
So don't do it
BitRoyal
I won't. But I also won't do the OP planting, because it's effectively useless.
leechdemon
It's useless when there's a global economy and you have access to carrot seed. Give it a few months, it'll come in WAY more handy soon!
BitRoyal
(I typically have about a dozen or so pots going at any moment that can regrow veg as food. But carrots need two years, so can't at home.)
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Well... You wait till it flowers, collect the seeds, plant the seeds in early spring and collect the carrots in the autumn. Piece of piss.
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
Do they not need to be pollinated or whatever
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Good point - they don't self pollinate. You need two plants, and to pollinate them yourself. So more of a ball-ache than I thought...