RenSun
420927
9771
363
ok...
meh...
You gotta be shitting me!
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
FP Edit (because it's my first FP post): I actually feel just the same... And it's not something I can actually tell people as an accomplishment.
(I don't Care what you think, I want dick pics!)
Post-dickpic edit: I want to thank everyone who has sent me the dick pics, a nude, richard nickson and Lrrr (Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8). But I notice a tendency on sending large dicks. Don't be shy if you want to send me your dick pic, I really don't care about the size.
MoskauHOHOHO
I hate the corny ass hhhhnnnngggg meme
Cheomesh
"It's OK bro, I got you."
ExactlyZeroNipplesSeen
Does you try to plug them both in the wrong way three times?
GiseleBossard77
YES! Fuckyes! I didn't even know I needed this before now!
jalexj
THAT's HOW THOSE WORK!!!
Horizon2001
like a glove
madfunkwilly4
LIKE A GLOVE!
AsSeenByMacaroni
if a glove was two USB sticks
Milesman
likeaglovejimcarrey.gif
volatiley
it didn't fit then and it doesn't fit now
t1m829
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1gq9u2rCN1qhc4rto1_500.gif
112864
Is that a Mac? They make usb port now?
AnythingForScience
That's double penetration
MikeyTheHero
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Cobes
Don't think I didn't see that one m
MikeyTheHero
awwww man. and I was trying so hard to make sure I DIDN'T get any in there ;_;
Cobes
*pats your head* better luck next time!
Abecx
Raid them.
dxblacker
Secret loooooovers...that's what they are.
volatiley
RL swipe in action?
ieNjOyMurdermediumrare
surely
Demenster
Double dickin it like a babe
imloco
Satisfied
iPretend
I feel so good right now. I imagined pushing them into the computer. Wow, what a rush.
volatiley
*sated?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
not really. sated is typically for hunger/thirst.
bunty87dock
* size : because your only practical use will be humor
duckfacedguerillabear
Couldn't you just plug two in together anyway
DBHAShadow
Those two like to just stick together.
volatiley
like velcro on a kitten
FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
This should be a pixar movie.
runscar
Sticking together's what good USBs do.
JaylynAlize
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Leadfoot
I have dozens of drives.... and this is the best I can do...
dvs2nite
sigh....*unzips*
Annabobanna85
https://j.gifs.com/yNzEgZ.gif
LostInTimeLikeTearsInRain
Upvoting for dick pics
Crawmerax
I would not mind either :X
wengocerrones
I didn't realize how many gay dudes were perusing imgur
LostInTimeLikeTearsInRain
OK the only one I assumed was gay was @gaysexytime90. I am female.
gaysexytime90
I want those!!
LostInTimeLikeTearsInRain
Did you get any? I didn't get any. Lol.
gaysexytime90
Nooo
omgwtfhaveibeendoingwithmylife
This makes me hard
volatiley
* to tolerate
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Now kiss!
swisstraeng
that's the advantage of macs over pc.
Unverified
Damn OP, *lights cigarette*. You're amazing.
no1uknow
did you send a dick pic?
daljo628
*sigh* unzips
RiskyScars
Awesome
Dreadends
Actually fits the FP edit
geiokami
*sigh* unplugs
volatiley
that's a clasp not a zipper
ieNjOyMurdermediumrare
true enough
volatiley
oxytocin addled brains are dim
SpecimenSpiff
XYZ.
Ferretizer
*sigh* unrars
OnceDuval
*Subtle chuckle*
LoisEinhornsGunIsDiggingIntoMyHip
I downvote this comment everytime.
rollinwithlorenzointhebenzo
Double penetration
Totema
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
ByronByroff
Swiggity swooty!
ShittyBiologyTeacher
Risky click of the day
Catbab
What kind of creepy weirdo-?
nippletwister3000
i am coming for that booty http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/54308d0c7dfe6.png
Leadfoot
69?
Sticklebrickk
https://youtu.be/EEswIp_NJpM made this with a friend like 5 years ago
FuckPHP
The video is private. Nobody can see it.
Sticklebrickk
Whoops
FuckPHP
It's fine. Happens to the best of us!
FuckPHP
Really good video by the way!
TheStarsOnMyCeiling
god damnit... Even USB drives have someone to hold them...
AOYearOfBirth
It's stupid how jealous I am of two usb sticks :/
Doublecaster
NipplePirate9000? You must be Franky!
volatiley
"No. Stop asking" -- God
Shineupordown
why aren't you over 9000?
LyssaP
Your comment makes me feel more alone than the USB drives.
Coltboy
I was thinking I was going to go to bed in a reasonable mood but I read this and I guess not.
Squeezit
I'll hold you, Nipple Pirate.
AwkwardBiblophile
Hahahaha and now I'm sad.
realityhammer
I'll hold you o.o I don't even care what gender you are.
fullmoonwolf
Make that a 3 way hug. And has where i can see em.
TheStarsOnMyCeiling
I've gotten over 2000 of my 2400 points form this one comment thread :/
BlitzerRhames
http://imgur.com/KfeyH0l
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
http://imgur.com/wIjswUh
AmbishionE
Knee slapper that one is
RetiredAstronaut
I cried :*(
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
There there http://imgur.com/dnYGupS
sirplayerone
Of all the money / that ev'r I had / I had spent it in / good company / And all the sorrow/ that ev'r I dealt / alas,it was to none/ but me
BB8fersure
About your username...are there 8999 other pirates? Or were you just the only working prototype?
DragonMaus
What makes you think he's a working prototype?
MrHealey
His pirate level is exactly 9000
TheStarsOnMyCeiling
There could be others i suppose. I'm am the 9000 though. I am the most efficient at pirating the nipples. The... ultimate nipple pirate.
Greeneyeddevil
Pray tell....how does one pirate a nipple? Can others learn?
IAmNotASkeleton
Meh, you could be one step nipplepirater.
admiralawesome4213
ait but what about TheNipplePirate9001? He's one above you, doesn't that make him better? I mean he is...OVER 9000!!!!
bloodshot9001
Might not be a pirate but...
tiduszecht
name joke? check. Meme joke? double check. have your updoot
RoseFaery
@NipplesInAJar might have something to say about that.
NipplesInAJar
Yo, @TheNippleHunter, @TheNipplePirate9000 is trying to get us out of business. Shall we teach him not to mess with us?
RoseFaery
I so want you all to have a nip off. A nip war? Nipples!!!
TheNippleHunter
You dare challenge The greatest nipple hunter ever
mmmmmmShaiHulud
I really hope there's a NippleNinja9000 out there waiting to battle you...
BananasTheKing
@NippleNinja9000
flightlessfruit
NipplePirate9000 vs NippleNinja9000 - The Movie - The Game - The Official Soundtrack: NippleWars9000
Dombieman
i need this..... soooo much
ThePantslessWonder
I'll hold you for a joint Netflix account. <3
Shineupordown
pants on or off ?
ThePantslessWonder
Preferably off but I'm not too picky.
Shineupordown
If only you were a princess..Still i guess we can chill as bros
ThePantslessWonder
Brojob choo, choo. Set up the account and I'll buy the snacks.