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Mar 17, 2017 11:56 PM
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RefrigerateForQuality
Spend the whole day alone
a55mu11e7
Prostitution...or camgirl
misterdode
Find out how many things I could stuff in my vagina
Brainiac1331
Barge into my sister's room and ask her to braid my hair.
MechaShivaMechaShivaMechaShiva
Play more zelda breath of the wild
pretzelbag
Pray to God my period isn't soon
camelfam4
Hahahahaha
LarfleezePlz
ladyinwonderland
Exactly this.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Squeeze my slightly larger tits.
KillingTheJoke6
As a male?
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Username checks out.
LewdEverything
You end up flat chested
wondersquid
Dvicemuse
Fuck a random dude just too see what it feels like for girls
sharkwhistle29
Masterbate with every penis shaped item in my house.
Istorestuffinmyboobs
Masturbate*
StarLion19
Helicopter and jerk off
Arrowpuppet
Take pics of myself i can jack off to later
4d69636861656c
I can't work out if this is genius or sick
ohlonelyme
Have a gangbang and bukkake.
Whatyatalkingabeet
Chereazi
Trying to make sure that it doesn't revert again.
jimhenson0
Identify as the opposite gender...
Aristolochia
Become a lesbian.
Foehammer262
takethebus
Whats the opposite of an attack helicopter?
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
http://imgur.com/FfPieUp
RichardSqueeze
Go to a bar in tight jeans + crop top and pour a pitcher of beer on my chest. Then dance super sexy on the bar and ask boys to buy me food.
CaucasianMexican
I would be ecstatic, I'd probably go shopping
TrebleCherub
Yeah, not original but I'd go outside and pee on stuff and then probably jerk off.
boopysnoot
Neither one of those ever gets old FYI
TedTheMan
Peeing on stuff is a great part of being a man. Mine, mine, mine.
okillshutupnow
Sex
TedTheMan
Drugs.
thisfoodisproblematic
Rock and roll?
TedTheMan
In front of a mirror so we can watch the boobs bounce when we dance. ..
4d69636861656c
Sausage rolls
theslybanananana
dirtydickslinger
Masterbate
dooremouse
Prtty sure this is the reply OP was looking for...
RepresentativeOfNorway
username checks out
TeflonTrout
Ditto. I wanna know why a rolling orgasm makes my wife forget I was an asshole all day
Zachakx
Sounds stable.
TeflonTrout
Oh, I didn't mention the part where I realize it, apologize for being rude, put on my grown-up pants and help with the house b/c boring
photony
Masturbate*, and yes...
dirtydickslinger
Wow i'm ashamed of myself I can't believe I fucked that up.
poorwhitetrash
You can edit comments with the Imgur update.
ADMNtek
go on a search for the G spot.
balmut
It's in your butt!
TheFinalDoctor
"The same thing we do everyday pinky..."
DarwinHasSpoken
What's opposite of Apache helicopter?
YesImTheGuyThatStopTrafficMakingYouLateForWork
this is why we made google copter
RaginaPhelangy
Some kind of submarine or an attack dolphin I guess
fusk
unicorn
Dogespuder
Grass Hopper...
ItsMeMello7
Polar bear
FUNKYDONKEY
Get naked and play with my new toys
GarHar44
You had the toys before the switch or now that you switched you're getting toys?
FUNKYDONKEY
Yes and yes
Foehammer262
Wuz314159
Start commenting on the internet how Amy Schumer isn't funny and how the Wage Disparity is a myth.
notme222
OK that's funny. Imgur always needs more meta smartassery.
obsoleteattribute
Are you male or female now?
Wuz314159
GeraltofNivea
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So the answer is yes?