TheDayTheEarthStoodChill
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For people in a hurry
And apparently
She was in a hurry
Sep 2, 2018 8:21 PM
TheDayTheEarthStoodChill
126424
2427
56
For people in a hurry
And apparently
She was in a hurry
archivalnonsensedisregard
"having so dialect over the subject."
hanslemurson
I've never meta physics I didn't like!
Mamaof2QTs
As a Meteorologist, I can relate. No I don’t study meteors nor am I on TV.
ourdailyfred
um you have libery card.
eicerrus
This is libery
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IfeedSquirrels
Lol! I find the whole thing to be trite, but that's funny you did it 1st.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Einstein was a quantum physicist, though he did hate it. And a theoretical physicist is not exclusive from a quantum physicist.
YouL0stTheGame
How do you mix up quantum physics and evolution
lidocaine85
So someone wanted to bang you and you big timed them? Got it.
SaunterVaguelyDownward
Grey is the man. As someone whos played the online dating game, trust, there’s a million other guys messaging who aren’t pretentious d-bags.
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
I'm torn. They could be legitimately interested in science but uneducated. Which is an awesome starting point! On the other hand, you can't
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
Learn new things very well if you already think you know everything.
MrKomisiripala
If this is some dating app, why did the second person swipe on the bonehead that’s the science lover? why they complain when games weak?
CasualAnalRape
mine is addition.
SaltySoldier
*spit*
McFluffySundae
Too bad he isn't interested in English and proper writing
braidertom
I like her! can I get her number?
majrmajor
Einstein reportedly balked at Neils Borge's quantum uncertainty or "indeterminacy" with his "God does not play at dice"....turns out He may
derpaderps
r/gatekeeping. Let people like stuff. He was looking for discussion, not a quiz, and he still tried after this person was a shithead
semze
I'd like to know what was in their profile that astrophysics was the first thing brought up
meatpudding
Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize for developing quantum mechanics. These two did evidently did not.
anarchyrodeo
bitches love physics
AssembledInCanada
Alpha Omega Males do too.
jukk0u
"Pangloss was professorof metaphysioctheologicocosmolonigolog... one day Cunegonde saw between the bushes... Dr. Pangloss giving a lesson...
jukk0u
in experimental natural philosophy, to her mother's chambermaid, a little brown wench... she clearly perceived the forceof the doctor's...
jukk0u
reasons, the effects and the causes;she turned back greatly flurried , quite pensive, and filled with the desire to be learned..." ~ Candide
ShushuLaBoom
Dude’s about as deep and informed as an outhouse.
Longbowgun
Outhouses have a pretty deep pit underneath...
ShushuLaBoom
And they’re always full of shit
Longbowgun
Malloon
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Best line in a movie full of great lines.
damnyuoautocorrect
And the best goddamn delivery. She was amazing.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Hella underrated movie. (A Fish Called Wanda)
WitchyVixen
- I love watching your ass as you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Dont go near him, hes MINE
somethingsomethingwittyhere
-We did not lose Vietnam; It was a tie!
Skippy22
Asshoooooooooole!!!
RedWingsofSteel
"YOU'RE A VULGARIAN YOU FUCK"
halcyonsky
"L-L-Look, it's K-K-Ken.... and he's c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!!"
truemetalman
And this is why physicists don't get laid... instead of berating them for taking an interest in what you're into, get passionate about it.
Dipshizzle
He is pretending and pretentious to be knowledgeable about a subject he knows nothing about to look smarter, it's just sad.
helicotrema
Neither of these people are likely to be physicists
truemetalman
Physics is poetic as fuck if you want it to be.
squirrelfury
That guy isn't taking an interest in physics, he's badly lying to get laid. He's not only dumb, he's lazy.
SoshiGenkaku
The library card part is on par when there’s an argument and a person says “support your statement” and is told to look it up.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
You mean *libery card*, didn't you read? Totally different case.
squirrelfury
"Look it up" is kinda valid when you're stating fairly well-known facts and not esoteric opinions.
AnythingMuchShorter
Though increasingly you have to deal with people who deny well known facts, like that the Holocaust happened, or the earth is round.
AnythingMuchShorter
Of course looking it up wouldn't help them because they don't trust science papers, history books, Wikipedia,or anything but their own group
squirrelfury
And if anyone in their group changes their minds, they've been compromised.
maincarrot
We got a switcher-person who agrees the Earth is spherical! *amber swirling lights* "WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!!!"
NacLac
A) Astrophysics deals with creation of the universe, star gazing is related. B) Einstein hated quantum but was key to our current understand
NacLac
The girl(?) replying is just being an asshole to someone who wants to understand science. Just say you aren't interested instead of toying
Ackelope
either wants to understand science, or thinks he can impress girls with his current meager understanding of it.
helicotrema
The guy was patronising her, acting disappointed that she seemingly didn’t know much about astrophysics when he didn’t know much himself.
EnemiesWithBenefits
How does a Tinder chat go you in your mind? "Hey do you like astrophysics?" "I AM INTERESTED IN YOU"
squirrelfury
I once had a guy try to convince me he was pre-med by sending me a picture of him with a stethoscope.
EnemiesWithBenefits
What people here are missing about Tinder is the dual sided swipe right IS the "I'm interested" phase, all that's left is the final sale
IfeedSquirrels
You guys are upset by an awkward (at best) convo? Jesus, get laid instead of hating on rando people.
IfeedSquirrels
There's literally nothing that bad about this.
squirrelfury
Disrespecting someone's interests by not even reading a wikipedia article to make up lies in order to get laid isn't bad?
IfeedSquirrels
What wikipedia? Wtf is going on here?
squirrelfury
You can get the basics on any topic on the internet. No excuse for ignorance in this day and age.
IfeedSquirrels
I honestly have no clue what you guys are upset about.
DrunkBearsFight91
As someone who studied physics this is great
thewildplum
Word. I too fuck with physics.
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
All I know from my physics courses is that QM is wacky statistics shit and way to hard to calculate without lots of abbreviations
thecolonels
Solving matricies that i dont understand but memorized how to do the math.
Flyndaran
My mom was like that with basic calculus getting Bs. She didn't even know what sines and cosines really were.
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
They're an easy way to explain spring motion.... every physics class has some new way to explain spring motion.
EIonMusk
Why don't you tell us about it?
HawaiianWithExtraPineapples
.
Anonymonocle
I'm really intrigued by natural phenomena like tides and eclipses. It's particularly fascinating considering the flat shape of the earth.
Officerkit
nooooooo
JefftheIntern
Ol Musky, at it again.
TurtleVest
Get out of here Elon, unless you've got some of those not a flamethrower on you.
DeadBoiTasty
*Glorified propane burners
IamAMON
To be fair, that tactic would work on your average tinder slut that barely graduated high school
AahzAndArthurDent
Ah, the very best kind!
ALoveLikePi
This got downvoted...I'm unsure how because I've seen my friends tinder chats and shit way more lame than this has worked.
shyupacabra
That's a pretty big brush you're painting with there buddy.
Tchansen
Not really. You have to be kinda dumb to use Tinder nowadays.
EnemiesWithBenefits
You seem pretty familiar with the average female tinder slut ergo proxy you are probably average male tinder slut
IamAMON
Actually I'm fuckin terrible at tinder and seducing women, really. But everyone I know that is successful at it just says dumb shit.
HuppelkutjeNC
I wonder why.
EnemiesWithBenefits
So they're sluts you can't get?
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
He literally just said he was terrible at seducing women lol. What are you trying to prove?
squirrelfury
You can have pretty high standards and still get laid a lot. Smart, attractive people are horny too.
EnemiesWithBenefits
I'm pointing out the irony of him calling them sluts but they still have standards above picking him
AstralMarmot
I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and say they're interested but can't articulate it well. I'm probably being too nice though.
Kodaxmax
or more likely armature who thought they were much more
VitusApollo
I think it's more just an elaborate way of saying "Becky, lemme smash. Pls."
EnemiesWithBenefits
I always assume English isn't their first language but maybe that's too generous too
vhdangel
Nope, he's "negging" her, because he's banking on her not knowing AP and being like "lol, you r smart. I can fuk smarties."
mksu
There is a 0% chance this guy has any idea what he's talking about.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Man, neither of these people know what they're talking about.
coralto
...but only one of them is claiming to.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
It's called being dumb. He's dumb and he's too dumb to know it.
ArcaneAlchemist
you are. theres a clear difference between not being able to articulate a concept, and not knowing the concept.
ArcaneAlchemist
its the "knowledge vs willingness to speak" relationship where it goes up, and back down.
AstralMarmot
That's a fair point. The more you know about a topic, the less willing you are to make broad statements about it.
Flyms
It depends on the complexity of the topic. If it is a simple topic you can make broad statements about it. But if its something like 1/
Flyms
philosophy in general, you cant rly make a broad statement.
IndianaJonesWasATerribleArchaeologist
If he knew anything about Einstein he would have mentioned the two things he's most famous for: E=mc2 and that he had some damn fine legs.
thesaffg
And the bus he used to drive where all those things happened
SnowChique
BeerFueledAdventurer
Well, you ain't lying
pixelsnader
Albert Finestein
IndianaJonesWasATerribleArchaeologist
Haha you knew the picture I was talking about. Nice.
LoudBirb
That and that Einstein (IIRC) absolutely hated the concept of quantum mechanics. That's what the "god does not play dice" quote refers to.
LoudBirb
Note: Einstein was a self proclaimed atheist. He just believed that the universe operated elegantly/formulaically, rather than the...
LoudBirb
Complex mess of probabilities that quantum mechanics models. He ended up being wrong, though, so... yeah.
Joblessgymshorts
They only use probabilities because of observational data gathered scince they dont know why subatomic particles pop in and out of existence