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Aug 10, 2021 4:36 PM
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Lurkch
We just got word that we're going back to mandatory masks at work. Our CEO is a red state Republican. Sherwin Williams
BambooMan744
Everything is bigger in Texas. Even the mortality rate!
Deltablue
anyone know what are the statistical differences between the states?
GamiCross
Pretty sure DeSantis is just 3 Covid variants in a trenchcoat.
timGiraffeBeast
Do your job DeSatin or loose your pay/job.
FellaWithUmbrella
DeSantis loses to cruise line: https://www.newsweek.com/norwegian-cruise-line-vaccine-passport-florida-ron-desantis-1617364
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
The sad part is the red states are gonna turn blue not because of a shift in opinions but because the red voters will be fucking dead.
Aaronb1138
DeSantis' bit is more around defunding public schools entirely. They're offering private / charter school scholarships to those unhappy w/
Aaronb1138
mask required / not required school districts to "make everyone happy". Y'all missing the real angle being played.
anotherdickat
deathSantas is prepping his state for it's new Democratic leadership by killing off his voters AND the children of everyone else. 1
softballguy
You gotta love the anti-mask mandate folks. "It's about choice! Also, you can't chose to wear a mask. I won't allow it. FREEDOM!"
DukeDarkwood
Wise man once say, "A house divided against itself cannot stand."
dogainmake
This all sound familiar, kinda North vs South... Hm
HeraldOfTheBadger
Just let the south secede this time. They can enjoy their theocracy.
4vie
School *leaders*?
Lobo82
Dearhsantis knows he won't be re-elected so he's killing his state to be petty. Very Trump like
Flortzweich
Weird hill to die on... Literally
Jkund17
You'd think our president would have an opinion on this issue??
SonderingStrike
Which side are you on, boys, which side are you on.
unheardscreams
i feel like my state is watching florida and thinking... he's got a good idea. :-(
TreeBarked
They do gots a lot of oil n refineries which we still kinda need
wolfethequarrellsome
I thought the bottom one was someone bending a dick.
Lobo82
The internet has ruined us.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Now I'm imagining some flag-humper T-shirt reading "I won't let LIBERALS bend MY dick!"
BendadickCumabatch
Bend a dick, you say?
jockspice17
A lot of the USA will die and it will be by their own hand from listening to ignorance. Leaders of the free world? Not by a long fucking way
SonOfTheDarkStranger
Why not dock the governor's salary a few thousand per infected teacher and student in all the public schools? He'll have to pay millions.
Hammertulski
I'm in the bottom panel of this image and I like it. Also, the amount Texas is trying to pay our nurses to fly down is fucking staggering.
PieAndPunch
Do happy we have a competent governor. I love to point and laugh at every car I see with a Fuck Inslee sticker
Hammertulski
There's a ton of that here in the Vancouver area (lotta Fuck Biden shit, too) but also we're famous for a measles outbreak so...you know...
MemesSustainMe
Btw we have 70% vaccination in WA state. We had vaccine drives so like 80% of our state employees are already vaccinated.
Mcguireonfire78
Thoughts and prayers
Illinifan88
2022 is extremely important. Are people going to tolerate getting killed by their governments just to own the libs?
Chevytheater
Knowing those kinds of people? They absolutely would
Illinifan88
Obviously 90% have made it clear. But chipping away just 100k voters would swing the state.
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
DarkwingDuc
They'll probably re-elect him, too. Because Florida.... (1/2)
DarkwingDuc
(2/2) https://tallahasseereports.com/2021/08/07/new-florida-chamber-of-commerce-poll-shows-desantis-ahead-of-crist/
hotpeppersauce
He expects the nation to elect him president
LegendofShrek
Funny story, more people have now died of Covid than his margin of error. He may be (literally) killing his chances of getting reelected.
MDAlchemist
I wish I had the photoshop skills to make one of these for Abbott.
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
MDAlchemist
Thank you sir or madame!
aPinchofMensch
Top one will kill you and others, the bottom won't. Pretty simple.
DukeDarkwood
And thus, we are divided. These both are happening in the same nation.
NKato
The bottom one is perfectly happy to let the homeless crisis and the housing affordability mess rage on through two entire terms. Fuck him.
TWB28
You can have basic sanity and still be a giant asshole. Better than lunacy. For now. But once the dumpster fire is out, clean up others.
IHearVoicesWhenITalk
You're not wrong, but at least WA is doing relatively okay regarding covid... that said I'd like to be able to afford a house literally ever
duoplicity
And then there is good ol' mask-free INDEPENDENT Texas... again
Thorax48
“But we’re Texas; we don’t need no stinkin outside help. Hurr de hurr” /s
DukeDarkwood
"We would help you, but you have to lift the ban or our people can't enter your state. They're masked."
tennisbratt
Yes we know. ??♀️
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck the fucking fucker.
ihavethelowground
Ah Texas the 1 star state
BioGoji1989
Will someone please push this man out of his wheelchair and into the arms of a hungry bear already?!
wylkyn
"No mask mandates but help us fight the virus"? What the happy horse hockey is this bullshit?
RichardHanna
I cant stand this twat. I hope he gets voted out, he is terrible for Texas.
Luthierfer
UnluckyLunkhead
Subsidies for storms, subsidies for blackouts, subsidies for healthcare...
DreamingOfDistantShores
Truly the Lone Star state. God, they need new leadership down there.
zim57398
IHearVoicesWhenITalk
Egoraptor?
hoehandleharry20500
PA RN here, I already went through it. There's no way I'd help a red state untill someone storms THEIR capitol and removes the Repkkklins
duoplicity
hoehandleharry20500
Yup. Crybabies
duoplicity
hairytrigga
Just cut Texas off and watch how quickly it collapses.
TiredOfTheBS
Plz wait 2 weeks until I get out of this hell hole
IAmCooCooCaChoo
I would take time off work to watch the shit show unfold live
AFelineMassofEyes
They have their own power grid, they'll be fiiiiiiiine /s
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
It would bounce back once we take out the GQP trash. Gerrymandering is the only reason it’s still a red state. By population we are blue.
SquireRamza
By population every state is blue.
TWB28
But...but...look how many counties are Red! They can't have lost with so much empty, desolate space supporting them! /s
azarel97303
Unfortunately cutting Texas off is cutting off the people of Texas. I hate the government down there, but I love my Texan friends.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Help us secede from our government, we hate Abbott
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So thanks for not hating the people.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey, Texan here, half of us ain't awful. And we vote, but gerrymandering exists here too...
gtmiller
Voting could be better. Democrats can do better with engagement.