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RespiratoryRandy
#37 Put these on a blue willow plate and poof, gone.
phridoo
#32 Chingadera is vulgar. You're better off using chirimbolo, cachirulo, chunche, or coso.
Krapulon
Taquitos are also sushi apparently
Algebraicrhombus
#38 lasagna is cake
greymw
mcrump929000
#25 multiverse theory is a b___.
4sambucas
#6 No, he's using his toes
Noismute
#34 ahhhh I see my problem... I don't go outside before getting real high. My screaming is probably sub-par as well
FuckingGood
#3 shouldn't the waiter be in front since he'd be the little spoon?
CrispyNougat
#48 I play switch and Xbox a lot and it confuses me so much
Yellowdart49
#44 I can (and have) eaten a whole loaf of Cuban bread and butter
3KnucklesDeep
Lasagna is a spaghetti Tiramisu
PoppaBigBear
#46 I feel this so hard. When you're smart, everyone needs you to help them but no one wants to need you.
hoehandleharry20500
JigamUHbob
GimmeDaGorbage333
#44 You guys are restraining yourselves?
PajamaStripes
#48 I honestly prefer Nintendo's layout. It feels more natural to me.
SmokyDoggg
#47 Ooooooh
Daemencer
#38 technically a maki, not a sushi
folded13
So if sushi is fish on top of rice, that makes it toast.
Ryermeke
#2 Lakhta Center in St Petersburg. Cool looking skyscraper, but very evil looking as well.
VanZaiden
#6 Ive see this like 50 times...he uses his feet
KilljoyNE
And his insane core strength*
you8mycracker
#9 the Romans were some of the first to bury their dead outside of the city proper. They did this to lower illnesses and such.
DrGreenskies
#32 this is an important language lesson.
DigYourselfBaby
Sometimes I see a phone-clearing dump and wonder how high the OP must have been to save any of these.
jamskones
Hey dude I must have thought they were funny at the time, OKAY?!
DigYourselfBaby
Well, yes. Exactly. I've done the same thing myself. :)
timdood3
#39 My friend doesn't get it, can someone explain it to him?
TheMike1961
My friend either. Anybody?
Indigoscott
Because Anakin was rejected as a Jedi master
LazerHawkAttack
#32 Dingsbums is also Norwegian for "unknown trinkets"
KaleoM
Thank you, it's my new favorite word.
Thisisirrelvantcontent
Since 9 April 1940
Pahaqrki
"Hilavitkutin" in Finnish.
MADchemEE
#18 - just wait for 4/20, Twenty Twenty-Four!
DigYourselfBaby
I prefer to live my life based on something other than arbitrary days on the calendar.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Especially given that 420 is a police code for possession of marijuana, fuck the police right in their non-joint-smoking-mouths.
SmokyDoggg
#11 The girl:
kerrandrew61101
I'll drink to that!
DickGenie
So...2-panties wearing kind of girl? (Joke would've worked better if see-thru skirt didn't show a pair of undies were already on)
SmokyDoggg
Yea nah that couldn't be shown on TV and would get me banned. Maybe if the skirt wouldn't be see-through it would've worked better...
michiyl
And he got paid for it!
ElGatoMx
Still not sure if she's flirting...
Ryanator50
if you look closely, you'll notice she's already wearing underwear.
Eucrow
That made me literally snort like a pig.
Goldenteckel
I wonder how many times they cracked up while filming this.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
As many as he thought he could get away with?