Jul 28, 2017 3:36 PM
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clydeman420
Couldn't find a bed? Or a back seat? Or a roadway?????????????
Poifire
Never have sex IN water, it will always get pushed inside the female. Nasty.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
The swamp misses you.
lipbalmm
Ahahahaha
JeanLucPicard
WHAT. ARE YA DOIN. IN MA SWAMP!?
claymore666
Enjoy your mycoplasma.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
henkin
https://twitter.com/AlanaMassey/status/889548803195514880
Arcian
SomeBODY once told me
monosapien
RosesareredvioletsareblueIseenippleyoudoto
Ocean man
TedTheMan
Creature of the black lagoon.
TheNorwegianDude
This is Why you should finish your antibiotics
Widgetboy
https://youtu.be/3NefuBEZPyk
onlyalurker
Swamps are nasty and full of bugs ... not a romantic locale I would think :/
TheDudeSkywalker
Its florida, pretty much everywhere is a swamp.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Swamp ass
Tchukkelz
My friends and I call it Bog Ring
CarlosSatana
Swamp jaj
halfchewedcaramel
that's sergeant swamp ass too you sir
Retrosh4rk
Lol. My thoughts exactly
AuntSharron
It's actually called "Swussy"
LandOfTheFreeBecauseOfTheBrave
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch
BanesOnAPlane
"Your days of banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch...through her purty pink panties...ARE OVER!"
ASlowKiss
#draintheswamp
melshot
CptRobotNinja
Dirty bird
russjohn261
Talk about draining the swamp.
DaDisser
I mean, that sounds like your fault lol
Trentlane1984
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
magnificentbastard
Normally I hate this turn of phrase but god damn does it apply here.
thegreatwhiteape
doesn't matter had sex
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
amagiciannamedgob
Hopefully it destroyed her ability to reproduce.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
A swamp huh? What was it that did it for you all the mud or the fact that everything smells like the earths fart?
spicesniffer
Yolo
Moorglademover
Congrats on the sex though.
IAmAGoodPerson
No
choloeseguay
Yes
Well alright then.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
No -from the empirium of man
SlutAtNight
I like your positive attitude!
flyelectro8888
2 kinds of people
waltjrimmer
As someone who enjoys, er, doing things outside when I get the chance, this terrifies me and now I must take note: No Swamps
frostybox
sex in water is weird, so much water goes up there then you get out of the water and theres this horrid waterfall from your lady bits
FilthyRapscallions
Golf courses are ripe with mosquitos at night, a real mood killer. The more you know.
lynkyra
Rife* with, actually. Nice malapropism, though! Haven't seen that one in a while. :P The more you know.
d0o0o0d
Some girls like the occasional smack.
RogerSeagull
Depends on the course. Nicer courses spray for mosquitoes and they're non existent even at night.
cajuninjun
be careful in the gulf of mexico too, there's a nasty flesh eating bacteria. wouldn't want that to attack sensitive areas
PinkProzac
Eh, I've survived gulf sex many a time. Just watch out for jellyfish floating by.
rimehoarfrost
Added on my list of things not to do: fuck in a swamp
Seriously I'm still LOL
Why the fuck would you have sex in a swamp!?!
lazyboomerang
Some humans have been known to enjoy sex. I know, I don't get it either.
KNDBS
Shrek themed fetish?
SmolTenk
couldnt afford the water bed
Kirukei
Why wouldn't you?!
eyelovemew
You ever have a bad UTI? Well, this sounds like the worst one in history. I can't even handle one day of one- can't even imagine the hell.
FancyFrance
See post above.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Teenagers who can't get alone time indoors.
Icouri
I've had lots of outdoor sex in questionable places for that reason alone. Bring a blanket
theREALBayHarborButcher
Please hand in your man card asap.
reux
'Murica
Gurablashta
Shrek is love, dude
GuardLLama
When you need a shallow pool of water to fertilize your mate's eggs that's hidden from predators but has access to fresh water. Duh.
LimusBeanusRex
Hahhhha
CziltangBrone
My part of the ceremony is finished. I don't go away; I live here. But you don't have to talk to me anymore.
lArePositivityMagnet
Florida?
inasexualway
This is the part where I say the same thing without the question mark, right? Wait, fuck, I fucked it up, didn't I?
AbbsMcDabbs
Or Louisiana
Dats nasty.
Photograz
I heard quagmire's voice when I read this
SnuffleupagusWithAHat
Nah. Definitely Cleveland
BarbaraGayle
I heard this in Cleveland's voice.
Shit that's who I meant
FlatPlutoSociety
I guarantee that if someone even remotely attractive to you offered, you'd do it in a heartbeat.
Waaahmbulance
Maybe the swamp water will quench the thurst
ytseone
lol, you have a rather low opinion of @magnificentbastard.
nanyatenyaa
Nope, I'd be like "fuck is wrong with you, let's do it in the car ya fool"
Pfft, cars are for amateurs.
ShrekDid911
She wasn't welcome in Shrek's swamp.
megabeetus
Brings a new meaning to squatters.
JudgeMentaI
Its all ogre now
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
But she may have welcame in his swamp
pumpernicklelel
The UTI sure felt welcum
TheGreatPeru
False, she was very welcome in Shrek's swamp; apparently, Shrek's swamp wasn't welcome in her.
terrorofthederp
But the big question is how did Shrek do 911?
balmut
Jetfuel may not melt steel beams, but ogre breath sure can.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Well I mean there's not evidence that he didn't so
Good enough for me, and Fox News
Don't forget CNN
Please let me!
clydeman420
Couldn't find a bed? Or a back seat? Or a roadway?????????????
Poifire
Never have sex IN water, it will always get pushed inside the female. Nasty.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
The swamp misses you.
lipbalmm
Ahahahaha
JeanLucPicard
WHAT. ARE YA DOIN. IN MA SWAMP!?
claymore666
Enjoy your mycoplasma.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
henkin
https://twitter.com/AlanaMassey/status/889548803195514880
Arcian
SomeBODY once told me
monosapien
RosesareredvioletsareblueIseenippleyoudoto
Ocean man
TedTheMan
Creature of the black lagoon.
TheNorwegianDude
This is Why you should finish your antibiotics
Widgetboy
https://youtu.be/3NefuBEZPyk
onlyalurker
Swamps are nasty and full of bugs ... not a romantic locale I would think :/
TheDudeSkywalker
Its florida, pretty much everywhere is a swamp.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Swamp ass
Tchukkelz
My friends and I call it Bog Ring
CarlosSatana
Swamp jaj
halfchewedcaramel
that's sergeant swamp ass too you sir
Retrosh4rk
Lol. My thoughts exactly
AuntSharron
It's actually called "Swussy"
LandOfTheFreeBecauseOfTheBrave
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch
BanesOnAPlane
"Your days of banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch...through her purty pink panties...ARE OVER!"
LandOfTheFreeBecauseOfTheBrave
ASlowKiss
#draintheswamp
melshot
CptRobotNinja
Dirty bird
russjohn261
Talk about draining the swamp.
DaDisser
I mean, that sounds like your fault lol
Trentlane1984
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
magnificentbastard
Normally I hate this turn of phrase but god damn does it apply here.
thegreatwhiteape
doesn't matter had sex
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
amagiciannamedgob
Hopefully it destroyed her ability to reproduce.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
A swamp huh? What was it that did it for you all the mud or the fact that everything smells like the earths fart?
spicesniffer
Yolo
Moorglademover
Congrats on the sex though.
IAmAGoodPerson
No
choloeseguay
Yes
IAmAGoodPerson
Well alright then.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
No -from the empirium of man
SlutAtNight
I like your positive attitude!
flyelectro8888
2 kinds of people
waltjrimmer
As someone who enjoys, er, doing things outside when I get the chance, this terrifies me and now I must take note: No Swamps
frostybox
sex in water is weird, so much water goes up there then you get out of the water and theres this horrid waterfall from your lady bits
FilthyRapscallions
Golf courses are ripe with mosquitos at night, a real mood killer. The more you know.
lynkyra
Rife* with, actually. Nice malapropism, though! Haven't seen that one in a while. :P The more you know.
d0o0o0d
Some girls like the occasional smack.
RogerSeagull
Depends on the course. Nicer courses spray for mosquitoes and they're non existent even at night.
cajuninjun
be careful in the gulf of mexico too, there's a nasty flesh eating bacteria. wouldn't want that to attack sensitive areas
PinkProzac
Eh, I've survived gulf sex many a time. Just watch out for jellyfish floating by.
rimehoarfrost
Added on my list of things not to do: fuck in a swamp
melshot
melshot
Seriously I'm still LOL
magnificentbastard
Why the fuck would you have sex in a swamp!?!
lazyboomerang
Some humans have been known to enjoy sex. I know, I don't get it either.
KNDBS
Shrek themed fetish?
SmolTenk
couldnt afford the water bed
Kirukei
Why wouldn't you?!
eyelovemew
You ever have a bad UTI? Well, this sounds like the worst one in history. I can't even handle one day of one- can't even imagine the hell.
FancyFrance
See post above.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Teenagers who can't get alone time indoors.
Icouri
I've had lots of outdoor sex in questionable places for that reason alone. Bring a blanket
theREALBayHarborButcher
Please hand in your man card asap.
reux
'Murica
Gurablashta
Shrek is love, dude
GuardLLama
When you need a shallow pool of water to fertilize your mate's eggs that's hidden from predators but has access to fresh water. Duh.
LimusBeanusRex
Hahhhha
CziltangBrone
My part of the ceremony is finished. I don't go away; I live here. But you don't have to talk to me anymore.
lArePositivityMagnet
Florida?
inasexualway
This is the part where I say the same thing without the question mark, right? Wait, fuck, I fucked it up, didn't I?
AbbsMcDabbs
Or Louisiana
FancyFrance
Dats nasty.
Photograz
I heard quagmire's voice when I read this
SnuffleupagusWithAHat
Nah. Definitely Cleveland
BarbaraGayle
I heard this in Cleveland's voice.
Photograz
Shit that's who I meant
FlatPlutoSociety
I guarantee that if someone even remotely attractive to you offered, you'd do it in a heartbeat.
Waaahmbulance
Maybe the swamp water will quench the thurst
ytseone
lol, you have a rather low opinion of @magnificentbastard.
nanyatenyaa
Nope, I'd be like "fuck is wrong with you, let's do it in the car ya fool"
FlatPlutoSociety
Pfft, cars are for amateurs.
ShrekDid911
She wasn't welcome in Shrek's swamp.
megabeetus
Brings a new meaning to squatters.
JudgeMentaI
Its all ogre now
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
But she may have welcame in his swamp
pumpernicklelel
The UTI sure felt welcum
TheGreatPeru
False, she was very welcome in Shrek's swamp; apparently, Shrek's swamp wasn't welcome in her.
terrorofthederp
But the big question is how did Shrek do 911?
balmut
Jetfuel may not melt steel beams, but ogre breath sure can.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
ShrekDid911
Well I mean there's not evidence that he didn't so
terrorofthederp
Good enough for me, and Fox News
ShrekDid911
Don't forget CNN
terrorofthederp
Please let me!