TheCoolCleric
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I love playing druids
Absolutely love this story
Wow, I never expected this post to go most viral. Send d&d related stuff like images or stories.
YouShouldNotGoogleTheStreisandEffect
DnD Dumps are my favorite thing on this website
Assassine
I am so looking forward to getting back to playing in february.
Porecomesis
Anyone who upvotes this should also read this: https://rabbiteclair.tumblr.com/post/167355824169/a-video-game-metaphor
BarefootScoundrel
If y'all went barefoot more you wouldn't have such sensitive feet that a bloody dice can trump millions of years of evolved toughness.
PhoenixLord
+1 just for the googly eyes.
CaptSchmidtGaming
Mr bearington was the funniest
RealisticOptimism
Lost my shit at Lady fish bad noddle.
ziiphox
I've never played d&d but I've always wanted to try it out
Ainnix
I missed the eyes on the first book the first time I looked.
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
I made a bard who instead of a lute or flute has a big ass timpani.
Kockboi
Wait that guitar looks awfully like a chode....
KrisMEOW1
Can someone explain the 1d4 joke for my mom please she doesn’t know about this stuff
IncyWincySpooder
I really need to find a group in my area so i can try this.
criablelurst
Sir Bearington story always great
cacuin
first time i ran into a rock nom it killed two of our party and then the ranger wore it's skin for the rest of the game.
Hardalor
The more D&D posts, the more my fucky campaign setting grows and gets worked on... It's been 8 years since I had the first ideas for it...
Scyle
Shadow Napkin is my favorite.
SniperFrog
Nah, man, Squidworst.
TheBlackWindHowls
It's not a D&D dump without the gazebo.
DwaneDibbley
#2 Help them for XP, then kill them for loot.
wolverpool1
I really miss playing this game.
Qualtagh
I fill that void in my heart with Critical Role. It almost suffices.
orangecicle
Me too :( most of my old group turned out to be literally crazy and ruined all the fun.
Tassyr
You managed to get a game? I always seem to land a group of near-sociopaths who implode around session three or four.
mooglerae
We played one session and I had to remove myself from the group text because they were chatting about nonsense and eating up my messages.
Kaseladen
Try checking out a local game/comic store, or look online!
JettCarpenter
There are ways to play online. You could always look for a group on a subreddit or something :)
suckmybanana
I want to play D&D but I've never done that kinda thing before. Any suggestions for a beginner?
TheCoolCleric
Do you know anyone else who plays
suckmybanana
Nope :(
TheCoolCleric
Check online for people who want to party up
Kaseladen
Check out a comic or game shop. The game is usually pretty welcoming to new players, 5th edition is easy to get into
Kaseladen
Just note that sometimes you get a bad group or bad dm. Don’t let that ruin the game for you, just find a new group
ruferto
#2 - help them for the good of the land. kill them later if there's no discernable reward
suckmybanana
Finish all the quests, save all the people and become a hero/godlike person to the land. Then kill them all and loot their houses
BurgerAndCries
That's the hardest balance for the DM: how innocent the town is vs. how much loot they have
SPCCakeeater
I've always wanted to play, but growing up all my friends were jocks. I've never been able to find anyone interested in D and D.
SPCCakeeater
Is there anywhere online to play?
Deadlifttime
roll20
SPCCakeeater
Thanks
Kaseladen
Lots of roll20 users look for players. So you can try it out, even if just for a session!
SPCCakeeater
Thanks for the information. When I get home tonight I'll log in and see what it's all about.
ArchangelValkyrie
I had a baby mimic as a pet in a campaign once. I called him Bocks. :D
etherbunny41
That's fucking adorable.
Jinxies
we called ours The Luggage.
etherbunny41
Did you own a hat with "WIZZARD" written in sequins across it?
Jinxies
That would be silly! I just had a leather robe with 'Born to Rune' written on it.
Kaseladen
I always wanted to play a druid that exclusively turned into dinos
Ergand
I played one in a short gestalt campaign, so I was also a Monk of the same level. Kung-fu T-rex was one of my favorite characters.
laboon
I did. It was great. Pathfinder advanced players guide has an archetype for it. So much fun.
Ragnarok1030
I have a brawler/druid character with a dino companion..but haven't turned into one yet. Actually, it's the Goliath Druid archetype
embermark
For me, it's "druid who's actually a dragon and occasionally returns to his true form." Mechanically a bear or something, but... dragon.
TheCoolCleric
I have yet to turn into a dino, because you have to have seen the beast before so I can't do it
MrAnkous
Chult Chult Chult. Side quest to Chult.
Kaseladen
I believe Canathar’s has a guide saying if you grew up in X environment you have seen Y. And... Grasslands I think has lots of dinos listed
Kaseladen
Xanathar’s* stupid lack of edit button
minant
Can you summon one without having seen it?
StonerCatJay
You need some sort of time-traveling mage to partner up with
TheCoolCleric
Or depending on the dm read a book that has images of said beast. I would allow it but they don't know small details
TheSaurianShaman
There are many places in the pathfinder world that Dinosaurs exist in. Just fit it into your back story that you vacation there or something
TheCoolCleric
I play d&d 5e, dinos is do exist but you don't see very many of them
Bush1doLor3
I have a druid in one of my sessions which he has the hermit background and he has info/is on archeology and I informed him on when he 1/2
Bush1doLor3
Will be able to take what he learned to change into one... and with the tomb of annihilation, there are dino's in there.
DutchguyWithWaffle
My druid got a velociraptor animal companion
Ragnarok1030
I had that option but chose ankylosaurus
DutchguyWithWaffle
That's pretty cool as well, but I am really enjoying the speed tank/acid maw combination
Ragnarok1030
Acid maw is awesome. Not sure I'm familiar with speed tank?