Assholes like these were protesting here in New Orleans over Easter weekend prior to the Gay Easter Parade. The funniest thing I saw was a guy dressed like Jesus and another guy in a nun's habit--who didn't seem to be together--stop in front of the protesters and start making out. The Jesus freaks lost their shit when Jesus-guy lifted the nun's skirt revealing a thong, garters, and thigh highs.
Guy on the left: bro i told you, all we gotta do is hold these signs and hot lesbians are showing up to prove us wrong! Guy on the right: how did that even work?
They doth protest too much methinks! It’s so sad to see people hate on things they’ve been indoctrinated into believing that they cannot have but deeply and desperately want.
What a couple of total dipshits. Behaving like that in public. No shame at all. No, I'm NOT talking about the ladies, I'm talking about the sub-human garbage holding the signs.
"listen here, there are more verses in the Bible telling you not to get involved in other people's affairs than there are about gay people, I dare you to contradict the red text"
His mom makes him hold the sign. Otherwise she would kick him out of her basement and he wouldn't have enough money for that new gravy seals flack jacket when his disability check comes in next month.
The saddest part is that they never read the bible despite being able to, unless say Medieval ppl who could not read Latin and HAD to be trusting in what their priests told them.
For the record, cis means that your gender aligns with your biological sex, so being cis does not imply that you are heterosexual like your comment suggests :)
Gay, lesbian, straight, bi, poly, monogamous, pan, ace, hell, trans lesbians, idc. I wanna see that affection, dammit. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. (Moulin Rouge!)
Jesus was 300% about love. He never said a thing about you can't love the same sex. The only part of the modern bible that does, in Leviticus, was INTENTIONALLY RE-TRANSLATED to say homosex bad. Originally it said 'childsex bad'. Hm, I wonder why they called a priest-council to change it.
Yeah sure, but what about the 300% love of the God of the Bible (that is, Jesus according to traditional Christians) who legalizes sexual slavery in Exodus 21?
I'm here to denounce Nazis who say they are Christians but are also considered heretics by the religion they claim supports them. Not to have debates on the book. Find some other patsy to feel smug against. "If the Christians don't like them, why don't they denounce them?" Okay, denouncing them. "FOUND YOU! DEFEND YOUR FAITH THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM MINE!" No, fuck off kinda? I'm just here to hate Nazis and wish them a happy death.
Upvote. This is all correct except omits that it’s also in the NT. Paul coined the Greek word man-bed (and the context was likely young, male temple prostitutes). Source. I’ve read the Bible and have studied the Greek.
You should read Romans 1:26-27. Sadly, the bible does call it sin.
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
I will downvote you for not saying you are not a Christian, as you expect. But I will upvote you for that bit I did not remember. Still, I have to wonder why Leviticus was intentionally re-translated from saying that having sex with children is bad to 'having sex with other men is bad'. By y'know, modern priests.
"anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart"-Matthew 5:27-28. "If your eyes cause you to sin pluck them out." "And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell." Matthew 18:9.
Not enough "true christians" follow the teaching of christ and his disciples or take them to heart literally or metaphorically. Thanks republicans!
I don't recall specifying a gender for the participants. To cover the bases find another straight couple and swap partners and then mack with each other.
As a Christian I counter heckle people like this. I counter heckled brother Dan so much he deleted his YouTube channel! God is love and Jesus loves us all even if people sin differently than I do LOL
I wanna see a cis man and a trans man smooch in front of these fake Christians and watch them try to figure out if they're supposed to get mad about it.
That reminds me of a post on Reddit I read several years back where some guy was describing a situation in which his friend (who might as well be him lol) realized he's actually not gay halfway into sucking a dick (for several minutes, mind you). I'm imagining that scenario (kinda like in the movie Humpday from 2019) where the guy would not want to be proven wrong or back down from his principles, but eventually has an epiphany (at the most hilarious moment) that the whole shebang is not for him
Me, making my voice a whole lots deeper instead of its usual naturally androgenous tone: "Yo bro, look at those crazy sign guys. I know we're both straight, but lets pretend to be gay to piss them off."
Being deeply religious today is a major projection of having some bad shit in your closet that you are too emotionally or intellectually weak to deal with.
Projecting like this, in ways that demonize others, means the shit in your closet is probably something that is incredibly morally bankrupt. These guys are probably pedophiles.
There are plenty of deeply religious people who don't have entire ossuaries in their closet. We just don't hear about them because the ones that *do* have closets overflowing with skeletons get all the attention.
Deeply performative at religion*, these people aren't actually religious. Otherwise they'd know the book says they're going to hell, not the girls kissing.
It genuinely is a mental illness though. It's a detachment from reality. It's just so deeply rooted in culture that we accept it as normal. If anyone said there was an invisible being controlling everything and that we'd burn forever for not listening to them, they'd be locked up. But if that person's Christian? Well they must be totally fine.
linexnewt
"He who believes and is baptized will be saved"... nah, we're good creeps!
johnvilnis
Every single one of these Christian sin protesters are only calling it a sin because they get horned when others do it.
Spotafire
Yeah man, hold your sign up to them harder, that will show them the error of their ways :/
justherefortheconfession
Assholes like these were protesting here in New Orleans over Easter weekend prior to the Gay Easter Parade. The funniest thing I saw was a guy dressed like Jesus and another guy in a nun's habit--who didn't seem to be together--stop in front of the protesters and start making out. The Jesus freaks lost their shit when Jesus-guy lifted the nun's skirt revealing a thong, garters, and thigh highs.
TheOGPooner
We just need Jesus Saves placards?
WeatherWiz
Idk why they’re annoyed at the girls. They’re just roommates!!!
thricebakedxyz
obviously.
CitrusyGarlic
"God is love"
"Wait, not that kind of love!"
ZuluAssault9
Guy on the left: bro i told you, all we gotta do is hold these signs and hot lesbians are showing up to prove us wrong! Guy on the right: how did that even work?
BehGehBeeeehh
They doth protest too much methinks! It’s so sad to see people hate on things they’ve been indoctrinated into believing that they cannot have but deeply and desperately want.
therandombagofmeat
daytimepajamas
Hail Mary, full of grace
rhixhikaru
Love is love and Jesus was all about love.
IAmGORT
Oh, look at these little guys and their little placards. They must think they’re making a difference. Poor sad fucks.
ChristopherHallett
Dudes in the background preaching from the old testament but also disobeying it themselves...
duffman3335
Imagine believing that the creator of the entire universe gives a flying fuck about who you love.
stargrey
What a couple of total dipshits. Behaving like that in public. No shame at all. No, I'm NOT talking about the ladies, I'm talking about the sub-human garbage holding the signs.
HogulusPrime
Oooh. I like that top.
mikeoart101
KELLY!!
agoogua
Why do those guys not want the girls to kiss, are they gay or something?
Efreeti
Jesus isn't The Cure, you're thinking of Robert Smith
TheOGPooner
I thought Smith & Wesson was the cure?
Cardenjs
"listen here, there are more verses in the Bible telling you not to get involved in other people's affairs than there are about gay people, I dare you to contradict the red text"
LostChats
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcWx0MXYwYjMzYTRkc3IzdHZ3eW1qYTlrZXp2Mzh5d3FiNWN2ZmNkOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QsVAUnQSyzdhoCV3BL/200w.mp4
ElbowDeepInAJedi
If Jesus already died for our sins then it would be disrespectful to not sin.
iguanodont
Just like Jesus said - control others to suit your closed-minded shallow interests and manifest your fear and hatred into this world, allmen.
pareidoliaperson
Almond*
Rips4w
Allman Brothers
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
Matthew 6:1 - "Don't do what these guys are doing. God fucking hates that shit." (I may be paraphrasing)
Septcanmat
Can you write the @VikingsAreNinjaPirates edition of the bible? I think it might sell pretty well.
KommanderKayriel
No that's basically correct. Jesus said those are the types that go to hell.
TheOGPooner
Exact words actually…
nachosyndicate
Noahbalboa82
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aGhidG4zaWZobzJ5cW03amtvOGh3MHpvMDlobXB0ZXVnZmJtb2QzdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wmuqpmtGeVv1K/200w.webp
skapanda616
Didn't Jesus say something about how he should be plucking his eyes out?
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Was about to post the same screenshot, lol.
landofbob
His mom makes him hold the sign. Otherwise she would kick him out of her basement and he wouldn't have enough money for that new gravy seals flack jacket when his disability check comes in next month.
chewybrian
How is loving someone a sin? Where did Jesus say that?
BrandonPuntin
Casually hides the book of Leviticus
Orzufancylad
Normal Jesus didn't say it, Republican Jesus did.
chewybrian
backrideup9
Somewhere between don't eat shrimp and 'imma kill all your 1st born'.
isetprettygirlsonfire
These people have never read the bible.
Noahbalboa82
They may have, but ignore all logic and just lap up what others tell them to believe and what fits their preconceived hates
Beardedgeek72
The saddest part is that they never read the bible despite being able to, unless say Medieval ppl who could not read Latin and HAD to be trusting in what their priests told them.
lddiaz
I am a Cis male, but would totally make out with a dude in front of these closeted dudes.
MadHatter69
Same, lol
papertie
So youre a cis gay male
iRegretThisUsernameAlready
For the record, cis means that your gender aligns with your biological sex, so being cis does not imply that you are heterosexual like your comment suggests :)
lddiaz
Oh.
SteveTheEgg
I am pro gay rights, but I ain't going to lie, I'm tempted to hold up a "gay is sin" sign just to watch women make out in front of me.
MadHatter69
Genius! But they might also kick your ass, so it's a double edged sword... Unless you're into that as well, in which case it's a win-win :D
DesperateDunn365
Maybe they're into that as well?
SteveTheEgg
You just need a defuser on the other side like "homosexuality is a sin" on one side and "let's sin, bitch!" On the other.
Colopty
sheyxinf
This inspired me, now my weekend plan is to hold signs like this and wait for the lesbians to kiss in front of me
isetprettygirlsonfire
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXl3aGl0cnBndnRoeXBnaHNhcGM1ZWYwenE4aGlnbWlxdnNlOXQ5dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/W3a0zO282fuBpsqqyD/200w.webp
BrandonPuntin
Trans lesbians dont really do it for me but please do enjoy your weekend.
TheAlteredWitch
imgurianitarian
What about the gays? Can you watch them? They deserve love too.
RavantShearhart
Gay, lesbian, straight, bi, poly, monogamous, pan, ace, hell, trans lesbians, idc. I wanna see that affection, dammit. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. (Moulin Rouge!)
KommanderKayriel
They're all good kissers, Bront.
imgurianitarian
True love is wholesome and rare https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleDdyaXVmYnB3dDBmc25rdHRmamI4Nzdmb3pjbHJrdnkxN21sNXJ5cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xTiTnMhJTwNHChdTZS/200w.mp4
sheyxinf
If i can watch them? Darling, i'm bi, if a gay dude shows up wanting to kiss a man i'll be the first to volunteer 😉
customcartoons
And I volunteer to watch! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNW16czZnbmo3Zmx3Z20xNHc1N3Z2MXRldWRseTJwaDhkbmhmdDl2diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aQYR1p8saOQla/200w.mp4
alu21
If Jesus Christ is against people loving one another, then fuck Jesus Christ.
Simple.
KommanderKayriel
Jesus was 300% about love. He never said a thing about you can't love the same sex. The only part of the modern bible that does, in Leviticus, was INTENTIONALLY RE-TRANSLATED to say homosex bad. Originally it said 'childsex bad'. Hm, I wonder why they called a priest-council to change it.
alu21
Yeah sure, but what about the 300% love of the God of the Bible (that is, Jesus according to traditional Christians) who legalizes sexual slavery in Exodus 21?
KommanderKayriel
I'm here to denounce Nazis who say they are Christians but are also considered heretics by the religion they claim supports them. Not to have debates on the book. Find some other patsy to feel smug against. "If the Christians don't like them, why don't they denounce them?" Okay, denouncing them. "FOUND YOU! DEFEND YOUR FAITH THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM MINE!" No, fuck off kinda? I'm just here to hate Nazis and wish them a happy death.
alu21
But you seem to be one of them, by hiding a comment you dislike and claiming that Jesus is love.
KommanderKayriel
"You did something I dislike, so you're a Nazi and Jesus is all about hate." Man, fuck off troll.
LostChats
Upvote.
This is all correct except omits that it’s also in the NT. Paul coined the Greek word man-bed (and the context was likely young, male temple prostitutes). Source. I’ve read the Bible and have studied the Greek.
KrampusCopia
You should read Romans 1:26-27. Sadly, the bible does call it sin.
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
KrampusCopia
Oops. I forgot to add that im not a Christian. Oh well, bring on the downvotes.
KommanderKayriel
I will downvote you for not saying you are not a Christian, as you expect. But I will upvote you for that bit I did not remember. Still, I have to wonder why Leviticus was intentionally re-translated from saying that having sex with children is bad to 'having sex with other men is bad'. By y'know, modern priests.
KrampusCopia
The crazy thing is, if you read it the old way. It seems to suggest that only same sex pedophilia is bad....
Orzufancylad
I like how the guy holds up the sign to block him from seeing them, but then also peeks around the sign to keep watching.
redtruck
Probably saw the camera recording the blessed event.
dataengineer
Gotta keep that semi somehow.
bacononbacon
They probably hope this happens every time
DrunkenMarineBiologist
That guy:
cdlong
I know, I gotta get me one of those signs too
Harm
That's the weird tingle down in his pants.
Noahbalboa82
The Peter Tingle? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dnY0YXJnZm8waHM0ZHp0Z3MzZDMzNzkwbGtxYnNkeDRscDBuc21ldCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8GMYl8EyW3kH27jHfA/200w.webp
snowtree
He should cut a peephole in his sign.
Sypurist
A hole for glory, perhaps.
vilhjalmr26
No no, he was just checking if the sign had stopped them yet. /s
Noahbalboa82
He's into it. Both those guys are. And the girls kissing. We are ALL into it. Everyone liked that.
homoerection
I’m not into girls at all and I loved it. 🥰
Ekibwurm
username checks out
joeyecho101
Wank material. He's a sinner.
Elonth
"anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart"-Matthew 5:27-28. "If your eyes cause you to sin pluck them out." "And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell." Matthew 18:9.
Not enough "true christians" follow the teaching of christ and his disciples or take them to heart literally or metaphorically. Thanks republicans!
Mamaof2QTs
Honestly naive to this. Does something this simple really cause that much arousal, or are you guys just joking?
BoogaYooga
As a straight guy: it is sexy, yes.
haIucid
Because he was getting a huge crucifix in his pants.
johnblood616
"Huge"
thegarts
lol!
pareidoliaperson
As long as it keeps them away from children, I guess.
thegarts
It probably isn’t unfortunately.
eion85
The really cool straight people will do this just to piss off these hateful shits.
Wikipedo
What if the so-called protestors are doing it to see girl on girl action?
eion85
I don't recall specifying a gender for the participants. To cover the bases find another straight couple and swap partners and then mack with each other.
Krytture
Oh me and friend have done that a few times, when I snaked him the tongue once he returned the gesture. Our girlfriends then went for it too.
It's so stupidly casual it's like shaking hands
philmoregraves
I would absolutely kiss a man to piss these dudes off
worldrecordstudios
As a Christian I counter heckle people like this. I counter heckled brother Dan so much he deleted his YouTube channel! God is love and Jesus loves us all even if people sin differently than I do LOL
eion85
You're an actual Christian Jesus would be proud of.
pilomotor
I wanna see a cis man and a trans man smooch in front of these fake Christians and watch them try to figure out if they're supposed to get mad about it.
rbudrick
Of course they will get mad about it.
apairofpetducks
At the very least, they'll be mad anyone was willing to show a trans person affection. Then they can pile more hate on top of that.
eion85
Oh that's hilarious. I should try that.
atoyot
Me and my buddy made out in front of a guy once because he called me a faggot.
thesameasyours
I sucked some guys dick in front of them just to prove a point!
ZebadiahCarter
Neal, is that you???
TK421isAFK
Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!
HandoB4Javert
MadHatter69
That reminds me of a post on Reddit I read several years back where some guy was describing a situation in which his friend (who might as well be him lol) realized he's actually not gay halfway into sucking a dick (for several minutes, mind you).
I'm imagining that scenario (kinda like in the movie Humpday from 2019) where the guy would not want to be proven wrong or back down from his principles, but eventually has an epiphany (at the most hilarious moment) that the whole shebang is not for him
fastjeff
So are you still there? Asking for a friend.
thesameasyours
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OXBkbjV6ZXNiMDFscHU2MG9ldDFkdjlxbDBuaDlvdjM2eXU5enE3bCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1tHzw9PZCB3gY/200w.webp
GSA1386
I'm getting rammed right now in the privacy of my own home just to... Cuz I like it.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
Weird that you're on Imgur at the same time
GSA1386
I'm a multitasker ass blaster
crcb
Well done.
Level21Magikarp
Oh man that's wild, where though?
MantisTobagganMD
On the dick, can't you read?
AisforApple
Not sure, but I'm putting up weirdo christian signs at my house, right now!
FermentTheRich3000
Me too! Just to prove a point....twice...
Colopty
Gotta do it every day until they get the message.
TK421isAFK
I made out with a random dude at SF Pride in the late '90s for exactly this reason. We were right in the middle of Market Street, in 1/2
TK421isAFK
front of a booth covered in "You're going to hell!" posters. I was just walking the parade, holding my girlfriend's hand, and the booth 2/3
TK421isAFK
owners complemented us for being "the right kind" or whatever, apparently not noticing my girlfriend also holding her girlfriend's hand. 3/4
TK421isAFK
Some random dude next to me took offense, and said "Breeders weren't welcome at Pride". I said, "Are you sure? Wanna prove him wrong?" 4/5
TK421isAFK
Before he verbally answered, I put my hands around his head and kissed him. He wrapped his arms around me and kissed back. He lost his 5/6
AlexanderElcazorro
I'm bi, but I'll pretend to be straight if it means getting a kiss from a cool cute straight boy.
rbudrick
That's just normal bi though? Or am I missing something?
Colopty
If they're cool enough to do a pretend gay kiss to piss off some bigots then I don't see how you being bi would stop them.
sehven
How you doi- oh, cool and cute? Nevermind.
SergeyPrkl
Are those two diferent personas? Or... why separate? Does the straight boy frown upon if you tell you are bi? I have lot of questions :D
AlexanderElcazorro
Me, making my voice a whole lots deeper instead of its usual naturally androgenous tone: "Yo bro, look at those crazy sign guys. I know we're both straight, but lets pretend to be gay to piss them off."
SantaBananas
Ah yes, lying to someone to get them to kiss you, what a great plan.
AlexanderElcazorro
I absolutely agree with you, outside of this joke and thinking for real, it would be a terrible plan. Better I just be straight with them... Wait.
SergeyPrkl
I love this kind of "terrorism". Make love no war!
Akurei00
Woah, now. We were just talking about kissing, not making love.
LurkMasterP
Anyone holding up signs against sin should have their computers searched. You know, just to be sure they're as morally clean as they claim they are.
kaneinencanto
That would be biblically allowable I'd think... Jesus did say "Let he who is without sin cast he first stone." So it seems fair to me.
KoalaPanties
Wikipedo
"Private vice leads to public virtue"
ArkoneAxon
So the key to making everyone as virtuous as possible is to provide as much porn as possible to everyone? Sounds like a plan!
AShartInTheWind
They never are. Those who scream the loudest have the most to hide.
KommanderKayriel
I scream loudly about wanting Nazis dead. I wish I had more dread Nazis to hide...
AShartInTheWind
Do you have a basement or a large closet? I can help you fill it.
KommanderKayriel
I have a warehouse.
Illinifan88
Being deeply religious today is a major projection of having some bad shit in your closet that you are too emotionally or intellectually weak to deal with.
Projecting like this, in ways that demonize others, means the shit in your closet is probably something that is incredibly morally bankrupt. These guys are probably pedophiles.
ChosenChaos
There are plenty of deeply religious people who don't have entire ossuaries in their closet. We just don't hear about them because the ones that *do* have closets overflowing with skeletons get all the attention.
KommanderKayriel
Deeply performative at religion*, these people aren't actually religious. Otherwise they'd know the book says they're going to hell, not the girls kissing.
Illinifan88
Who would and wouldn't go to hell is indecipherable. The Bible is full of contradictions. It's a poorly written fairy tale, not a textbook.
It's all mental illness. It's all an inability to accept reality. It doesn't all lead to bad results, but this is all religious people.
SeanBeanJovi
Please don't lump them in with those of us who have been diagnosed with legit mental illness. We don't need the additional stigma. Thanks.
GIMike1972
Good answer! Me too! Take your +1 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Yjl6ZzhsdzVlcG82MHRra3dtMzZicDlrN3Zpa2g3YnJ4bzF6Z3podyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD/200w.webp
Illinifan88
It genuinely is a mental illness though. It's a detachment from reality. It's just so deeply rooted in culture that we accept it as normal. If anyone said there was an invisible being controlling everything and that we'd burn forever for not listening to them, they'd be locked up. But if that person's Christian? Well they must be totally fine.