ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
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@IdontSeeNipple
http://imgur.com/gallery/LaCxh
Jun 18, 2017 6:07 PM
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
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http://imgur.com/gallery/LaCxh
xochiluvr
I hate to be the one to point this out, but it looks like you got shafted.
enoch246
TheRealEdwardRooney
@iseenipple Can we get an official ruling?
XedtheRed
I used to be an adventurer like you..
DonkeyGoat
You're redarted.
FelicisAsphodel
For real though, thank you for letting everyone come in and look!
theredlego
TheSquareRootOfPandaPawsIceCream
Username checks out.
InnsmouthTourist
I hope your nipple's ok
mdzmdz
Were you once an adventurer?
adamrac
Funniest part is blacking out the nipple
princessfionna
crossbow bolt?
BeachComber620822
WTF? Ouch! It seem's people are more interested in your censored nipple! :) Hope you get well soon!
GhillieTrollAskold
Username seems appropriate.
he110nurse
/a/V246j
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Nope, completely missed the bones, arteries, and tendons.
Gaz2600
He obviously has a 2 inch nipple, someone photoshop it back in
IvorJBiggun
I bet OP has a dicknipple.
HurricaneShade
Hand crossbow?
WhitePoetWarlord
@IDontSeeNipple
BeachComber620822
lol
astromoondoggie
I hope that every time someone said that, you sighed loudly, rolled your eyes and whipped out your dick.
assissantmanager
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-13-2015/W9BH1Y.gif
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
The first thing I did was read the username.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Yet you still leave everyone waiting on how you ended up with a dart in your arm :P
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Nah, it's in the link at the bottom.
Jethrie
I like to think that the nipple is actually the size/shape of the blacked out area.
Norway1974
Maybe that is the reson he was to the docter to get help, Duh.
bundleofwoodensticks
@IDontSeeNipple
Jazzinurface
This could really be tagged on 99% of the posts here
IDontSeeNipple
Fortunately, no nipple indeed.
bundleofwoodensticks
You exist!
KangInDaNarth
Was there any doubt?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Rofl. Upvotes for everyone!
UrsaUrsa
Upvote for your username as well :D
postholidaypoop
My wife got me 1 of those crossbows for Father's Day 2 yrs ago. Had a hair trigger on it. Scares the shit out of me. Feeling justified now.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
The kickback is respectable, too.
ViciousOtter
Why the nipple censoring ?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Because last time that's all anyone talked about.
kalix90
but people keep taking about your censured nipple now...
ViciousOtter
Cropping the image would have been more efficient, we will talk about nipple censoring now.
SrDave
Well I'm glad that didn't happen this time around.
rybinskcreative
Last time? This has happened before??
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
No, I posted this once before and people were really interested so I decided to repost myself.
dayemoon
I'm nosey and wish to know how this happened.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Not nosy enough to click the link though. :P
dayemoon
Nah...just lazy. ????????????
dayemoon
On another note, glad you came out without much more damage.
WieldsMjolnir
Blurring out the nipple makes this classy as fuck
mellino19
avoids "marked mature"
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
For a while, I looked like a badly photoshopped nipple cropped from his chest and goodly photoshopped nipple on his arm.
thatSteveFan
That's an interesting definition of blur
ginro
No longer nsfw
sulfuratus
nnsfw
Helios7719
Ah! - not any longer is that not safe for work!
donorkort
This is a Christian childrens site. Nudity is absolutely forbidden.
KEVlN
Dude it's not a nipple, it's a disease you inconsiderate bastard!
diedrichm0319360
What nipple?
TheBlackCrow
I see wat u did there lol
diedrichm0319360
To be honest, I really didn't see the blackout until the comments... I am not a smart man.
busybee
Exactly.
PolarChi
imhoots
Holy mother of God a nipple!
PolarChi
TheShusher
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Three times this gif has been posted.
WieldsMjolnir
OUTLAW COUNTRY WOOOOOO!!!!
buttfare
I like this.
OhKittyWhoaKitty
We need a pic of you pretending to pull it out. Tough as fuck. Extra points of you use teeth.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Sadly I'm much too smart for that. I left it the fuck alone, called 911 and woke up my wife.
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ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Oh my wife's response, I totally misread. She was pissed as fuck because she was sick and not up to driving 4 hours to the hospital.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I looked at him for a moment, then turned and went inside to do the aforementioned.
buckbuckbuckybuck
In other words, you were not the least bit surprised by this turn of events?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I think and react quickly. I took a second to process,, sublimated the pain, and went to do what I could about it.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Sigh. Should I just delete this and crop it?
gecko08
Just start saying that it's a commentary on how ridiculous it is that the female nipple is considered offensive.
wolfkin
It hasnt gotten that bad. No need to recrop.
manslut
No, no, inbox me some nudes instead handsome.
m00ki3
No, no...we like it this way
27yoUGLYvirgin
Why in the world did you crop out your nipple though?
TheLastSpaceman
Don't you dare, fucko!! Lol
MajesticSnek
No
CanOnlySayYes
yes
TehFastay
Downvoted, then saw the username
CanOnlySayYes
yes
happy2b
Too late buddy. Just embrace it.
bobstallone
No, censored nipples are my fetish.
Potatopinup
Why what's wrong with It?
Jesusqueef
Right? I'm confused too.
circlebreaker
The internet demands nipps!
ViciousOtter
You can't stop nipples
ViciousOtter
Even with darts
Littlefingerwillrule
please crop the nipple, but then paste it somwhere else
fogosh
LEAVE YOUR NIPPLE ALONE
ihavelameusernames
No way!!! That's the funniest part!!!
DreadPierateRoberts
crop whatout?
fireeternal
Nah this is perfect op, also i hope your arm is better now.
CanOnlySayYes
yes
mudroot
Nah, just run w/ it.
FrankAssessment
I think you should edit the picture and add in more nipples.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I really wanna know why you thought it was necessary to blot out your nipple
MeganMeow
Maybe there is no nipple there, so he put that dot there to make it look like he was hiding a nipple like a regular joe
d0o0o0d
The power of the male nipple is too great to expose to mortal eyes, lest they be blinded by it's awesomeness.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
No, but a little context would be just swell.
IWannaShowYouThis
Leave it how it is. Next time, censor each nipple with a smiley face. Edit the post to tell us the story! :)
Slothhugswanted
Leave it as is! It makes it perfect.
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
Ok, but why did you censor the nipple? What thoufht process led to that choice?
BionicToad
So? All healed? Update for random please
StarvingSatyr
Yes... this time add a little "Hairy Leg."
StarvingSatyr
also.... user name checks out.
SquishyToeBeans
Nope your censoring just makes this perfect
voodoosexdoll
Kinda wanna see your nipple now tho @OP .. makes me wonder..
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
If you're curious enough, this post is a repost of my own content, and I blacked it out because the first time all they could talk about was
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
the nipple. So you can go back through my posts and find it. Someone else said it was about 6 months ago.
voodoosexdoll
These people are hardwired to roast. I scrolled for a bit but not enough to find my way through all your recent content lol
voodoosexdoll
The nipple in your arm looks great though
PolarChi
GeneralBuzzkil
Is...is that a dart?
TheBeardedDragon
I thought it was a nipple in his elbow until I saw the dart
QueefJerkey
Medwards86
Yea those mini crossbows don't fuck around.
TheLordofMelons
Nor do regular and large crossbows for that matter.
10tacles
Kids these days and their weird piercings...
RydWolf
Gravitational dart ninjas!
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
80lb hand crossbow bolt.
sclarson
Looks like a forearm crossbow bolt.
UnculturedHeathen
...I'm buying one. Maybe two.
75PercentSith
Username checks out.
Willybum84
Wow shit. Looked like you had a pointy zit at first. Did you die?
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
No, but I can make the scar belly dance.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Got two of those at home. Fuckers could kill a person easily. We use em to shoot the mice that go for our chickens.
FelixtheWolf
I recall after I got myself a mini crossbow and fired one, my first thought was "man, this thing can totally shoot through my arm."
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Well, you weren't wrong.
FelixtheWolf
And point well proven. Hope it didn't take you too long to get in to the OR.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
They helicoptered me one state over where there happened to be a surgeon specializing in hands and nerve repair.
ridingtheclouds
Jesus Christ!
shogunium
Nope, that would require dart to be on palm
TwoWhiteMenArguingLoudly
for a second i thought it was a super intense game of beer darts gone horribly wrong. that's my worst nightmare tbh
ItsFantastic
fuck me, I see why your username is "Infinite Pain"
J0HNNYACTI0N
That's a heavy dart!
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
thegrimreaver
That bolt looks like it doesn't weight anywhere near 80lbs!
PortableWingWang
The fuck dude?
ZOMGNO
Caaaaaaan we get more photos? I hope you have a swift recovery!
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
You know what, there might be some pictures in my email of the sewn up incisions.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Inner arm /a/2klxX">http://imgur.com/a/2klxX and outer http://imgur.com/a/06Zsf
ZOMGNO
Not a bad stitch-up! Thanks :)
Volucris0814
Can we get the whole story
FaceBookAI
80lb hand crossbow bolts got shot into his arm
sha13
He's probably typing with one hand, so it could take a while
MajorLeagueFister
Looks like he got shot with a crossbow, mate
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
It has been added in edit.
RelentlessDevastation
Should've went for the 160 crossbow would've gone clean through
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
It hit my arm because I threw it up to block my face though.
doglickingbuttholes
It was gonna hit you in the FACE? Was somebody trying to kill you or something wtf
LincolnSiixEcho
But the arrow is facing the wrong way then?!
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
You turn your arm inward when you block your face? You've never taken any martial arts.