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Nov 16, 2016 7:58 PM
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OptimusPantry
This is just the dumbest shit
butiwannausenumbers
autistic people can hold a conversation you dumb twat
mumumumumysharona
MyPenisIsBigInSomeCountries
But did you fuck him?
SuperTacticalSandwich
D'awwww
unclestankstank
So fake it hurts.
beardedflame
Kid with autism. It is better to put the person first! Learned that from my lady who works with children with special needs.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
People who do things to make internet people think they are good people are shitty people. Quit exploiting others for likes ass hats.
SomeCrazyNerd
Your assuming that's because they told you about it that tells you their motive is for the likes? Seriously??!!
w0od
Great, give the poor guy some hope and fantasy and then dump him hard as you rather fuck a bad boy
SilllySadass
My bro has aespergers so i feel that guy. Mah autistic nigga
robotkabob
Was he able to use punctuation. Properly
HibiscuitsTea
I wonder if Miss Amazing accepted a 2nd date
red1300
gerdygerdygerdy
Chicken soup for the soul
eccies
PUNCHED LASAGNE
gerdygerdygerdy
I send my regart
HighSlayerRalton
He got a pity date because of being pissed off at some other people. Hmm...
isthistaken3
Bet you $20 they aren't dating and all that happened was that he wasted money on her.
JaegerBombster
So? Even if it doesnt lead to a relationship its still nice to go out on adate sometimes
isthistaken3
I gotta admit, if I was a girl,I would go on a date with any guy if it meant getting free food.guy wasted money and the girl had a good time
WrongPuffin
OP here.. I am not the person who made this status, I'm just friends with her on FB. I don't like to think she just went out with him (1/2)
WrongPuffin
out of pity or for the likes, but rather she gave him a genuine chance. Something those group of bitches didn't! (2/2)
WrongPuffin
That's what I'd like to believe anyways. (3/2)
TylerTheAnarchist
+1 for fucking up on your comment and using (3/2)
vakler
The love of my life has aspergers. Fuck you for acting like dating someone different is charitable. I'm fucking blessed.
FirmAndPerkyIsBetterThanWideAndFat
Thats the exact impression I got when I read this.
CheshireCad
You're the one that assumed she was pitying him for being autistic. Maybe she actually likes him, without some shitty ulterior motive?
TheReaper95
You're assuming he's talking about the person in the post. OP is the one he's talking about, because OP called her a Hero.
FaeryVixen
THIS... me too! He is the most amazing person I have ever met. We have been together going on 9 years
gvan
"could actually hold a convo" You're an asshole too, Green Bar.
Sprinkleton
I'm gonna choose to believe she meant it as "unlike many guys I've dated/known" instead of "even though he's autistic"
thecrosscottontail
This was how I thought she meant it. People suck at conversation these days.
VoltageXL1
So many people just pull out their phones
thecrosscottontail
Omg such a turn off.
VoltageXL1
yup
dudeloveall
Whoever this is deserves the nicest life possible
Drosophilamelanobastard
Not all heroes wear capes, but they all post good deeds on the internet for likes
BitchButcher
I want to frame that comment. It should be the slogan of every social media.
flyingmidget23
And the people that do wear capes are nerds
GavinScreaming
Who cares
Youmaynotagree
We're all a little whorish inside :(
JetMarks
So what? At least they're doing something. That mentality is what causes people to do fuck all. Bitter cynical bastards.
natio2
Not all villains wear helmets, but they all post cynical comments on the internet to be twats. Post what you like if you're doing good shit
Drosophilamelanobastard
alright that was a decent burn.
GandalfsLawyer
I tip my barber 33%
Youmaynotagree
In other unrelated news...
GandalfsLawyer
Good deeds on the Internet for fake points. It's related
Youmaynotagree
Oh god damnit, you're right. +1 for the punny point whore.
Mikeiller
Maybe they should wear capes. We need to bring capes back into fashion. Capes are awesome.
naytorin
I've always liked cloaks better, personally.
AnonOmis1000
Same thing.
naytorin
Nah. A cloak is hooded, and usually a heavier material. A cloak protects from the elements, a cape typically denotes status.
walkingstephenhawking
Hungrypiemonger
exactly, you could get caught in a jet engine.
Gak44
Nobody wants a pity date
AdmJota
What about a karma date, though?
UltraBooster
Wrong
battlepants
While I want to say you are right, that confidence boost might be just what the person needed.
Gak44
The confidence you get from someone going on a date with you and deciding nah
VeryMoistTowelettes
JetMarks
Incorrect
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Thank you for mentioning me!
OptiMissInformed
Today at firehouse a group of teen girls pretended to be deaf just to fuck with the cashier who had an obvious mental handicap. 1/2
OptiMissInformed
Myself, knowing ASL called them on their bluff and tried to initiate a conversation in sign language. They admitted they were faking it
MrJimmyRustles
Firehouse subs? That sounds fucking delicious. Even sounds better than heroin and jerking off.
SomeCrazyNerd
Well fuck them.
battlepants
Naw, not worth the sex offender record.
Pabloblibli
I have this new plan now, pay some girls to demean me in front of a hot girl, get a pity date and a chance to show her I am a nice guy.
RobertEmmet
"nice guy"
Sa7enGotDeezNutZ
friendzone 101
Xendrash
... that is too creepy.
idiotcube
But that requires you to talk to those girls in the first place, and now we're back where we started.
Intr0naut
That doesn't sound nice at all
SkeletonWarGeneral
That's so crazy it might just work!
BookJunkie27
This sounds like a plot for a rom-com.
StrokeTheFurryWall
MRW someone posts a cringe worthy comment and gets fucking torched in the replies
Fahargo
Yeah pity dates don't exist
Wormbo2
Step 1: be nice guy..... Fuck!
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Lol trick that bitch into having the sex!
thewiggins
she will be a great 'friend'
peskyboner
That's about the right level of sociopathy for a "nice guy"
ThatAustralianKid
Nice Guyâ„¢
OmgOptimized
+1 for what I believe is correct use of ™, since it describes the ware it can't be ® ^^
CaptainColder2TheColdening
Don't hurt your wrist tipping that fedora
DONALDTRUMPUSA
His wrist was already broken ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Manieman
He always wears wrist support just incase
NivalisAngelus
I am totally up for demeaning you for money. Hell I'll do it for a hot dog.
AbstractSquid
I'd do it for a Klondike bar
HyrumGraff
For the lime light
daswimmakine
And we'll do anything when time's right
wowthatwasntexpected
I'll do it for a kit Kat
saltysparkles
I'd do it for skat
merlinious
Id do it for a pity date
Wizardmang
Just do it.
whoknowswhoitis
I'll give you money to demean you
MrJimmyRustles
Some heroes don't brag about doing decent things on the internet.
MidnightTacoTruck
They don't wear capes
thehoff37
That's me. I do decent things all the time and don't brag on the internet. I'm such a fucking hero. Humble too.
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
"doing decent things" so how often do you just go around dating people who are rejected by bitches?
BlergenFlerg
Upvoted only your comment. Agree whole heartedly. Do something nice for the sake of it not for attention or praise on the internet
OldRazzIeDazzIe
its called social media because you share your experiences there so not much bragging
HereInDuckburg
But then how well everyone know how amazing I am
JellyfishFromWakanda
I think doing something nice and telling people about it is a good thing (depending on how it is said). It may inspire others to do the same
ZnozWoodlands
But if you didn't post it on social media did it actually happen?
grantavius
But how else would we ever know that something good ever happens?
painglutton
A "lead by example" type argument could be made here.
pimpquisition
Think she was making a point about him being misunderstood and deserved a chance. hence follow up, not just praise
scurve
still a humblebrag
Elexios
i don't get the hate for humble brag, if theye honestly wanted to do good thats all that matters
snowmMoonBaron
And some people desire validation from others because life shits often upon them
kapta3nklutch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_6CZ2JaEuc
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
I kinda despise this mentality. Perhaps more people would do good deeds if they could brag about it. Sure, it's for the wrong reasons, but
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
A good deed is a good deed!
NuclearNacho13
Facebook and other social media platforms are for talking about yourself, among other things. What's the problem here?
VoltageXL1
I'm guessing they just like shitting on people's parades, as do most users on the Internet.
spookyactionatadistance
I find that people who used this argument are generally asshokes who never do anything truly selfless. I help others and volunteer and give
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Dude why is this so true? people I know who use this argument are some of the most selfish people I know. Albeit it's a small sample size.
spookyactionatadistance
2-clothes to homeless people on the street and when I see people doing nice things online my first reaction is very different from yours
spookyactionatadistance
3- I just think to myself 'thats nice' and go on with my day liking the world a bit more. Maybe it was the first time she did something like
spookyactionatadistance
4- like that and now the warm feeling she got will get her to do it again and again and again and she won't film it. It's a seed of kindness
spookyactionatadistance
5- and you have nothing to do with it. You weren't there, you do t know them and your are not affected by it in any way yet you try and
MonsieurLeMoustache
this autistic trick work damn good.
groundscreeperwilly
http://imgur.com/1HxFVOb
hammersquirrel
The old Officer Doofy gambit
LompHoofd
Angelist
New job opportunities too - http://www.independent.ie/infosec2016/kids-with-autism-could-help-in-fight-against-cyber-terrorism-35217262.html
LeonQuin87
As an autistic guy I'm great in situations where shit hits the fan, it often calls for clear goals.
10tacles
Seems like people with ADD and ADHD are good in those situations.
apcolleen
I got on a reddit thread the other day talking about just that. An EOD tech said work is easy w adhd,paperwork is hell.
jrbickers
as a high functioning autistic... no it doesn't work. it does the opposite of work.
Sinodio
nah they're saying he was pretending to be autistic for a date
Durende
I think he knows, and meant that people knowing you have autism doesn't help
BadAtMakingUsernames
Works everytime
RemarkablyRegularRob
TheRealestLurker
You've got a drinking problem.
ramessesthe3rd
Barats and Beretta ????
Deadpangod3
As an autistic kid in special ed, not one kid does anything like this.
AcidOPhilus
I do stuff like this. I fall within the confines of the norm tho. I'm just really bad at lots of things, like drinking.
CertainlyNotHeisenberg
Don't worry, we all know :) they are just being obnoxious.
BadAtMakingUsernames
I do it for the lols
WisconsinCheesing1
you're not a real autistic? i was hoping you could tell me what 'good boy points' are.
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
You can earn GBP by doing chores and helping people when mommy is around. It's generally 1 GBP per chore, 5 GBP is worth one 3 piece 1/2
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
2/2 chicken tendie dinner, and 1000 GBP can get you a cool katana.
theshinobi23
I believe it's some form of currency you can exchange for a katana, but only if you give up your fedora and trench coat.
9gigarmi
Also valid for sexual favors (e.g. the "blowey-joey")
AnythingMuchShorter
Damn, I gotta get me some good boy points.
Sremmos
No it is to get 50 dollar watches to spite said forfeiture of fedora and trench coat
theshinobi23
Ah, yes. You speak the true true, sir/madame. I stand corrected.
TheTipTopTopHat
How else can I get ma to make me some chicken tendies?
AllBoobsAreGreat
ReginaldTheFirst
Oh god the flashbacks are coming!!
LompHoofd
VeryMoistTowelettes
WisconsinCheesing1
i need to rethink my life if this turned me on.
LompHoofd
LordPookieburg
Are you going to get a blowy joey with the leftover points?
pineapplepuppy
Well, the points are redeemed only through mom so.. I guess so, if that's your thing.
LompHoofd
CrunchySteam2598
i thought she meant that he didnt show, and then i realized...
ishaan54
I thought that he didn't come too
WillardDigsthePeaches
I thought that too.
RobertEmmet
I re-read like three or four times
IbuildRobots
Glad I'm not alone there
supervillin
I still don't get it. Is there some second meaning of "missed out"? Because that DOES mean he didn't go (couldn't, or whatever alternative).
essiecae
The girl who originally rejected him missed out
RoomTemperatureCoffee
It's confusing because there is no prior reference to any single girl who rejected him.
supervillin
OH duh. Thank you.
ZaeMillion
Now you're a believer. Not a trace of doubt in your mind, you're in love, you're a believer. You couldn't leave her if you tried.
LennoxAvenueLadybugs
I thought the same thing!
watthefrak
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing But the more I gave the less I got What's the use in trying?
RuneMarauder
Ba dum ,ba dum. All you get is pain. Ba dum ba dum. When I needed sunshine I got rain.
Eleaphante
And then i saw her face badadada now I'm a believer and not a trace of doubt in my mind I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah *guitar noises
heterosexualsnowflake
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-29-2015/PdTv8A.gif
SomeonesFetish
90's intensifies
aquarianpixi
You know this song is from the '60s right?? By The Monkeys. They had their own TV show.
Calculussucks
The one we know is from... Smash Mouth? or shreck, lol. it was a cover.
aquarianpixi
Damn Shrek.
Calculussucks
and by we, I mean 90's kids.