Lady whatever turn you on

Oct 19, 2024 9:59 AM

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Ma'am this is a Wendy's

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...yes

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I got two traffic tickets once. One was for speeding and the other was for, quote, I didn't like the way you were speeding.

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Yes

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you don't blow into these new ones, you suck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atR08mg1484

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LoL

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v

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Always

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YES

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Legally, you can refuse a breathalyzer test. You will be arrested, but another more accurate test will be administered.

Always refuse a road sobriety test. They are not accurate because it's up to the officer to make a judgment call. Especially, if by chance, you have an accute inner ear issue.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's pretty.

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she's classy

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Laf

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That's good.

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Sushi Glory Hole

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Hear us out!

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Where you goin?

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Not sure the context, but generally speaking, yes

1 year ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

It's a cop asking her to do a breathalyzer. The context is in the gif.

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Hol up

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*internet hug*

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Same bro

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Same, bro.

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...kinda want to know the sauce

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Angel's Stroke 38 Okuchishibori", or 50787

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.

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Thank you

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.

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The 'police' followed her into her back yard parking spot?

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Well it's a joke someone made so....

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Do you go to the movies and stand up and shout "guys, this shit is fucking staged!" as Arnold shoots the other terminator in the face?

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

If the background obviously didn't match like it did here: yes!

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You're pisst!

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you muppet!

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Anyone got the video of the oldman who takes the breathalyzer and tries to drink from it

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They cover the radio part, he could be sober and still not know. He probably is drunk, but it's a bad test. It's also generally a bad idea to question cops and not do exactly as they say, no matter how stupid their requests are.

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If you don’t question authority, you’ve already given it away.

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These guys are bouncers, and they dont have to let you in. They don't need a reason. They are being nice compared to a lot of doormen.

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They are indeed, it's still a stupid test since the guy had absolutely nothing to gain by refusing.

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A bouncer's job is to not let in people who are too pissed. He's not far off shitfaced.

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They're not cops.

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And it's not the US

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Not everyone you disagree with is from the US, I sure as hell am not.

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So what are they?

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Paid security

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Probably bouncers/event security and are denying him entry.

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Ok, swap out cops for bouncers then, everything that applied to cops will apply to bouncers in this scenario, since refusing them would guarantee no entry. Probably an even higher risk of violence with bouncers, still visibly drunk though.

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NSFW I'd have guessed bouncers as well and the barrier between them supports that. The company/e-mail on the barrier suggests it's probably a nightclub:

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This is not what I mean when I say I want to be sucked off

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It looks funny but don't do this. You can collapse someone's lungs.

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And cut their lips
And smash their teeth

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Yeah, but more concerned about that first one

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The first rule of pranking is confuse, don't abuse. The second rule is don't fuck with people who are asleep.

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Depends on your generation I think. Getting a dick drawn on your face when you pass out at a party etc was common practice.

Though I do support the idea of just don’t fuck with people who’re asleep.
Except maybe stacking things on their head without waking em up etc.

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The second rule is for people who don't understand the first

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So we allowing blackface again?

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Only if you're a mother.

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Wife's in for shock when wakes up...

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House rules for drinking/parties: "you pass out with your shoes on, you're fair game." (*Does not include abusive "pranks" but you might end up with a condom full of mayo stuck to your butt)

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Call me old fashioned, but inserting something into someone's ass while they're passed out drunk actually IS abusive, bordering on "rape". Your mileage may vary.

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It was to the cheek, not inside. We're trying to prank you, not give you an infection.That particular one only happened 3 times with my group. Twice to the same dude that kept getting hammered and getting handsy with people. The third one was agreed upon before the party as "first one to pass out with shoes on gets the mayo condom". Worst that usually happened was us "annoying but not harmful" like "new hairstyle with excessive hair spray" (no scissors) or "how many things can we stack on you".

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While I don't disagree. They said stuck. As in outside giving the illusion something happened.

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To not in

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