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My love for you is like a candle; forget about me and I'll burn your fucking house down.
Happy Holidays!
Dec 26, 2016 12:35 AM
LiteCow
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My love for you is like a candle; forget about me and I'll burn your fucking house down.
Happy Holidays!
CleanLeQueefer
Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?
shadysocks
Confused by extra tall underwear.
jessiethefunnydog
Murica!
KapooyAKapooya
While women of imgur are pretty. Men of imgur radical dank as fuck
coreMcBiz
ian6265
when the zombies come i shall call on you
BearwMeB
Marry me.
bubup
White Sox! This year is gunna suck
TypicallyHorrific
*panties drop*
jessiethefunnydog
No no no no nope
Ithinkyouremean
I like this. This is a good example of the Christmas Spirit!
WhitePhoenix
MANLY AS FUCK
MarkRizznHopkins
My love for you is like a truck ...
sparky133l
And like that all the panties drop
fudgeface93
They fucking droped real hard too.
HeavenBacon
Droped
pugglesworth
Aaaand there go my panties
roguetitan
Go White Sox!
BloodyUnicornQueef
Moist
Davrem
Merry Christmas.
TrueSurvivor91
But did you soak them in wood first?
ilove2offroad
newworldtraveller
Lol, nice.
LiteCow
As is tradition
Arsonists
Be safe with fires or we'll burn two houses down
TheGuywithTehHat
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
Solonoid
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
fudgeface93
I would walk through the the most humid room in the world just to hear you count to 5 through a phone. Marry me please! ????
HaveGinWillBabble
That Sox cap though! Ahahaha :D
TKD141
Go sox!!!!
EisWalkure
Up votes for chainsaws and a good bonfire.
Dontacceptsweetsfromstrangers
Well, I can spare an upvote for Chainsaw Pyromaniac Naked Guy.
unsubstantiatednonsense
Damn. You're hot. No homo. Actually, never mind - total homo.
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
Your business cards must be awesome
LiteCow
I'm actually a pilot, I'm gonna have business cards printed that says I made the Kesel run in less than 12 parsecs
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
Ha! Skydiver here, the coolest I've seen was one of my instructors used a head-down shot in the wind tunnel for his. Makes an impression!
LiteCow
I almost took a job as a skydiving pilot! Mine would be a picture of a pilot saying "get out"
IComeFromALongLineOfDeadPeople
Oh god you dodged a bullet (!) in my experience lol.....Mine would be me forgetting my f-ing phone on the plane. Very Merry Christmas2U!
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Russia? Or eastern Europe.
LiteCow
The American equivalent; southern illinois
NotAmused1001
I live in Central Illinois! Send your nudes!
LiteCow
U frst
usernameurl
I live in St. Louis!
Beardologist
You only got the upvote because all beards get upvote on Xmas.
Justineer
My brother thought everyone with a beard was Santa when he was two. I'd like to think it's the same sort of thing.
Beardologist
Nope, I'm just a weirdo.
BRAWL510
Youre now required to go upvote my post.
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
and mine too
Beardologist
Now that Xmas is over I can admit, I've actually been going to galleries of all the beardo I saw and upvoting most posts. My thumb is tired.
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
hahah that is fair
GorrillaManChild
As a male, I might
TheMightyMoosifer
Seconded
unlimitedbeef
Numbered
DonSimon1976
Thirded!
impressedbutconfusef
Male here too totally would....
CorneliusCornwall
Also male, questioning sexuality very much
impressedbutconfusef
Question all you want i made up my mind
Piornet
Well I'm a gay, so...
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
That'll do it.
impressedbutconfusef
Dips! Unless he's taken and straight then we all are screwed
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Well, actually, I think that means we aren't.
impressedbutconfusef
Your are correct the worst kind of correct
hemanwomenhatersclub
I spy a Fellow Southsider
DrPepper523
Love the username! Little Rascals!
hemanwomenhatersclub
You are the first person to openly get it. I'm sure a ton have as well, but you're the first to tell me. Such a classic, cheers mate!
DrPepper523
Yes! Loved that movie, watched it again recently, still love it.