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barberst
Got into that situation because she makes 3 million base pay just for fighting
memberwar
All I can say about WMMA is at least it isn't Islamic Terrorism
jakethetao
Dude, I can work with this "record scratch" thing, good job
justadude41123
She used to be a well rounded fighter, then the rest of the girls got better :(
Ant4N
Im pretty sure it's actually *record scratch* *freeze frame* Hi that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here
Scavenge101
Not the first case of ego ruining a career, ain't gonna be the last. Should have started smaller for her first match back.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
In about 10 punches.
loopyloopus
That looks even harder than the ones she doled out to her ex.
thomasthetankimgurine
The smack talk and staredowns and posing that goes on outside the cage is cringe worthy now. It's like WWE but without the sense of humour.
Fingolfin
Have never been able to find out where this meme comes from, despite I swear I've seen it before on TV or a movie.
YoureUsingButtholeOutOfContext
Happened last night, so I doubt it. Or maybe you're a psychic?
JifLover
NESwasBest
You didn't make this meme. Or if you did, you stole the original idea
vaginadiner
she got her ass kicked . she was very confident i guess like all who fight.but daaaammnn!! 48 secs!!
FreakOnAlisha
Always someone bigger and badder and I love to watch it happen.
EverythingIPostIsOC
first attempt at copying someone else's meme.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
I acknowledge that she almost single-handedly put women's MMA on the map, but I do believe it is time for her to go.... :/
toolboxtommy
Successful first attempt @OP, well done
didyoueverhearthetragedyofdarthplagueisthewise
48 seconds. It was brutal. Nunes looked like a pro vs an amateur fighter. Very surprising!
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
http://imgur.com/ksNqLz4
WhatRaySay
what sucks is that if Cain Velasqueze hadn't pulled out due to injury, his fight with Werdum would've made the card still worth the PPV imo
WonderTwinPowersActivate
Awesome funny post. Tyson vs Spinks 1988.
iprobablydontlikeyou
48 seconds
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
Eh my meme is from another fight, but the principle still holds.
furioustomato
Well they say the first attempt is always the worst.
spud8876
I've watched a lot of fights, but I've never felt gross watching them until this one. It looked like domestic violence
isthatonfireyet
Idk the leg snapping fight ducked me up a bit
BigAZNMan
People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks. People with glass jaws shouldn't talk shit.
zma123456
Her attitude is the worst. If you are a athlete and you have a shitty attitude, you deserve to lose.
MenaceToSobriety
I wasn't much of a fan of hers, even when everyone was worshiping her. That being said, I still feel bad that her career ends this way.
CirB
I was (not a diehard) fan of hers at first, but her attitude towards opponents and matches eventually grated on my nerves too much. (1)
CirB
Still would've liked to see her back in the ring, hopefully with some adjustment in attitude. Too bad she's probably going to quit now.(2/2)
MenaceToSobriety
(MMA Career - I'm sure she'll still do some movies/TV shows)
Quessan
There's another Expendables movie, I'm sure she'll be in it.
YoureUsingButtholeOutOfContext
I doubt it. She was never a good actress. She got roles because of her image. An image that is now shattered. Got dropped from tons of stuff
Juxtheunwise
I wanted her to win but I didn't have high hopes. Frankly I don't think she should have up against the champ. Have a few fights to get back>
JumpTheCheeseburger
She's one of the biggest draws in the UFC. Absolutely she deserved a title shot but I think she's done after last night.
memberwar
It's too bad she demanded a title shot, no press, no new trainers, and got it. Nice braindamaging payout so she can go be a mom now.
Juxtheunwise
Into the swing of things then fight Nunes. Going from a year out of the ring straight to settle fight is a bit much for anyone.
CirB
This is exactly what I was thinking when they published the match. Especially since everyone (her included) knew her weakness towards (1)
CirB
strikers, you'd think she wanted some experience on those first. Even if she improved on that aspect, Nunes was a tough level to clear.
CommanderDick
Yeah, you think she and her trainers would have learned their lesson about going toe-to-toe with boxers when Holmes knocked her tf out.
CirB
Exactly!
tropicalpanda
Well you can only go up from here
memberwar
She's going home forever. This is her last bout.
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
No she cant. This is her second big hyped up fight that she embarrassingly lost.
ldbv1983
Well she can consider porn for a career after how fucked she got last night
jpeel46
Pornhub doesnt allow rape on their site
LosPer
CarlosDanger805
DonDraperSC
IOnceAteASandwichAndTurnedIntoACanadian
that god damn laugh. i can hear it
murks
voodoosexdoll
Thas fuckin brutal OP, you heartless bastard. jk.
FreakOnAlisha
hermesneutique
Can I ask how she went from being such a dominant fighter, to just repeatedly getting her ass handed to her! What happened?
memberwar
She built a sport (wmma) while challengers grew. Most WMMA is very weak. Rousey was aggro & knew judo, that worked for 12 fights. No boxing
hawks88
She fought in a young a division and it caught up with her
hermesneutique
Ah, makes sense
Rapiecage
got cocky / believed her own hype
BigAZNMan
hermesneutique
This is kinda perfect
RxGeek
Judo/submission expert, her flaw was boxing defense. Both losses were to really good boxers that she couldnt take down.
hermesneutique
Isn't that why she lost last match? Can't they teach her to block?
Jennystud
She tries to stand with boxers because she has a Terrible coach who tells her to. She can't take a hit and can't box...
hermesneutique
So you're saying
Jennystud
She should have fired her coach after Holmes. "Stand with a boxer, you will do great" meanwhile Rousey can't take a hit worth shit... Same
jalenp69
2/2 but she definitely has pretty poor boxing, both attacking and defending
ut213
Clearly u don't train martial arts. You form a bond with a coach, you don't just fire someone you've worked with for year just cuz...
Paxlie
Seriously? Her coach is why she is losing. That dude is beyond a psych ward. He even thinks he could take Jose Aldo.
Jennystud
Just cuz? Try improperly prepared her... Bond or not if your coach isn't helping you progress then it's time to move on.
Jennystud
Thing happened this time, Nunes took advantage of knowing Rousey has a glass jaw and Rousey tried to stand again
memberwar
it's not her jaw. Rousey / Coach has no idea how to box. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FamiliarGlamorousFulmar-size_restricted.gif
Jennystud
Therefore she should not try to box. She has strength on the ground she should not be trying to stand with her opponents.
asspickle
Is that footage of the special olympics?
ze391
I don't box, but that looks like a great way to break your wrist if you actually manage to hit something. Jesus christ.
TooLazyToComeUpWithSomethingGood
Yeah, thats not how you throw a punch
jalenp69
I'd say she can take a hit decently. She didn't get dropped at all despite Nunes landing just about every damn punch thrown. 1/2
Jennystud
She was scrambled from the first hit. You can see it on her face. Lights were on nobody was home. Cruz toke face shots and got back up for
Jennystud
1452 seconds more than she did...
jalenp69
And she was slightly alive enough to try clinching when her coach called for it, but the damage was already done.
jalenp69
For sure, she was fucked up but at least it was a step up from taking a nap against holm lol
Jennystud
She at least made it into the second round with Holmes...
jalenp69
That's true. But also holm kinda sat back and let her hang herself and react to it. Nunes just went full throttle and handled her with ease.
Aerisot
Did she lose again?
biolologist
48 seconds
Grandshift
in 48 seconds
bobbylan1955
I Ave enjoyed watching Ronda hand out this kind of punishment for her career. I can't say I liked her getting a dose back.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
48 seconds. But she made 3 million. So in reality, I'd take a 48 second shame fest for that.
grabthembythepussy
48 sec,before my microwave popcorn even started popping it was over.
Dremersvision
No, she did not lose! To lose is to put up some sort of fight.... she got her ass whipped!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vso2ZPGtuT0
MarcTheRN
TKO
TheresAGermanWordForThat
So this is basically a Matilda reboot?
krisfro17
depends on who you ask. I'd love to win 3m dollars for getting punched in the face for 48 seconds.
haguard
In just 48 seconds!
GamesDeen
Ya. Totally sucks. I don't watch MMS at all but I watch her from time to time.
computerphile
MMS? Multimedia Messaging Service? Microsoft Media Server? Massachusetts Medical Society?
fistermatic5000
Autocorrect
fistermatic5000
You got downvoted, but if you try to type MMA in, autocorrect wants to change it to MMS. Here's one upvote back.
GamesDeen
Hahahah thank you.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
I saw her on Ellen after her last quick KO and she was a mess over it. Crying and saying she was confused about life and her place, etc.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Idk if she'll be back after this.
JonathTerror
Said she had thoughts of committing suicide
Mimsey
Was that the interview where she said when her bf walked into the locker room after she thought, "I've gotta make babies"? Was touching.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
I don't recall for certain, but that does sound vaguely familiar.
Mimsey
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/3/28/8306121/ufc-interview-ronda-rousey-i-cant-waste-these-genes-ovarian-goldmine-celebrity-crush
Mimsey
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/16/ronda-rousey-thought-about-killing-myself-immediately-after-holm-knockout
pursuant2me
Rousey now holds the record for most punches blocked with a face.
ThroughTheFireAndTheFlamesOnExpert
I counted almost 30 in the footage I saw. Just face punches and hooks
cornpopwasabaddude
But for real, its like she fights with a neck brace on.
RaithiosDarksun
Containing the harder laugh on this trip right now, thank you for this joke
ematic
I just got stared at as to why I was laughing so hard. Thank you.
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
"Lose" is much too soft of a word to describe the obliteration she faced tonight.
DrBarrelRoll
"obliteration" is much too soft a word to describe the absolute devastation she faced tonight.
iTzBadAiim
So there's going to be some more crying on TV again....
fetchmeyourfinestcheese
Lol faced. I see what you did there!
SomeoneFromFinland
I wonder if she did see it coming
rainbowblow
If she did she would have blocked
AgolfHiller
I don't know 3 mil for showing up vs 100k + 100k for winning. I wouldn't count it as a loss
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
I would since that is the last time Rousey will get a payday like thayt, whereas Nunes could expect payouts like that in the future now
Quessan
You're now the woman that beat Rousey in 41 seconds, there's MUCH more money to come.
computerphile
Nunes will never be bigger than Rousey. Not even if she takes English lessons..
Quessan
Only because of hollywood.
datguysephiroth
That reminds me of Mayweather /Pacquiao. Pacquiao got, like, a butt load of money just for losing. And it was only because of the 1/2
datguysephiroth
2/2 importance, rather than the outcome. We all knew Mayweather was gonna win, so let's throw a lot of money at Pacquiao and call it a day.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Yes she did. Now it's time for a bunch of people who have never achieved greatness to shit on someone who has for losing it.
whistlebuzz
DonDraperSC
IAmTheUnpopularOpinion
Yeah fuck those people for having an open opinion
YouSeemLikeAVeryCleverPerson
Very well said sir
rylecx
She quit and lost out on a tons of potential. She was arrogant, she got put down, she got paid outrageously to do so
burley007
Still got wrecked.......
racl101
Yes you're right it is that time. Thanks for the reminder sweetie! ;)
TheFifthRace
Hey now, I'm pretty darn OK at Darksouls
chbarts
Given that she's an abusive shithead, she deserves to be shat on.
Trucker58
Everyone used to love her, right? When did this change? I'm not a very up to date person...
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
When she lost
computerphile
Apparently "everyone knew she was going to loose against Holm", but they still didn't bet on her loosing (which had amazing odds)
AverageSexGod
After she won a bunch of soft fights and got super high on herself?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Yeah because she was ducking....who?
AverageSexGod
Not saying she did, but she went up against clearly weaker opponents, won and bought into her own hype.
avidatheist
Basically how she's handled herself after her last loss and this fight shows she made little/no effort to improve her biggest weakness.
theonewhereicouldntthinkofausername
Imgur started jarring her when she lost her first time, well the majority. Those who never followed a fight just like to see someone fall.
theonewhereicouldntthinkofausername
Hating*
Trucker58
Damn one loss and you're crap... Rough times :/
Yaboio
Honestly, it was how she took the first loss that made me lose my like for her. Initially was shocked, then I saw the interviews later.
theonewhereicouldntthinkofausername
Yeah she was in a pretty bad place after that loss. I had high hopes last night I was let down. Not ditching her though.
CalmyKingBee
I mean statistically: I've NEVER lost a single UFC fight. Never fought in one but still, I'm now ahead of her in "Least UFC Losses"
pursuant2me
Me either, haven't lost one ufc fight. I also hold the same amount of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.
SalaVader
And still less UFC wins than her as well. So, who has the better record?
dogdr840
HahahahahHhhHhahaha o! I just love you
ImgurcomplianceisShit
Well. Your bank accounts probably look different as well.
IAmAVacuumForDoritos
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Congratulations.
crazymojomonkey
Few ppl realize it's Dana White's job to create legends. Legends make money. Build 'em up, let them take the spotlight - grow them into 1/
crazymojomonkey
2/ a money machine (motivations aside) But eventually you have to introduce a challenger or the legend becomes stale and demands too
crazymojomonkey
3/ much. If the legend overcomes good for them, there's a rival now. If they lose they have a chance for a redemption fight - drama makes $
Silmarilcrown
Statistically your value is a NULL and you're cleansed from the data set
CalmyKingBee
I'm surprised my comment was even noticed. If Rhonda is an imgur user and sees this I may get my 1 loss in when she shows up at my door.
BigTittyGothKitty
She talks ALOT of shit though to be fair...And Ive never seen her have good sportsmanship towards her opponent.
gakbag
You should read what she said about Fallon Fox and some of the things that Rousey called her.
cornpopwasabaddude
That "pull your fist into my face" move she did to HH was pathetic.
Swiftcarp
It's almost like the ufc wants the attention of her smack talking. Crazy.
soccerStyleKickerClassOF76
Conner McGregor talks crazy shit too... he's only lost once though.. which is one less time than Rousey. Still McGregor talks more than mos
StarkTangent
Connor backs his shit talk up.
Jennystud
However Conor was extremely humble when he did lose, learnt from his loss and kicked diaz' ass second go round. Rousey is a Terrible loser.
hawks88
Connor also didn't duck media
CirB
How about this time? I thought she avoided media before the fight, so how was her attitude this time right before the match?
imaduduradud
Her avoiding media is also bullshit. If anyone else on the roster was to do the same, they'd be fined, suspended, etc
CirB
I thought it was understandable, considering. Even Dana appeared to think so, and emphasized this was a one-time exception.
ToughTurtle
She didn't even touch gloves AGAIN...I'll respect her when she respects the sport.
rylecx
She won't and the sport chewed her out. She was far too disrespectful to opponents and that disrespect got her KOed, twice
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
You know who doesn't give a fuck if someone touches gloves? Their opponent
ToughTurtle
Edgy bro
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
It's not edgy, it's true. No one in the sport cares if their opponent touches gloves. That is only something people watching care about.