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16-Year-Old Keeps Surprising His Instagram Fans With His Stunning Desserts And Other Desserts*
TypicalWhiteGuy94
He's definitely talented but you promised breakfast. All I see is desserts
dvshaffer1997
Beautiful cakes, love the unicorn cake.
tony1701
After watching GBBO they may look good, but they have to taste good as well.
MrStudMcMuffin
Wtf kinda unicorn gives up after just one bite!? Someone needs to confiscate its horn.
JJhugganstuff
Vincent van Gavacado Toast
NazaLutsu
SO MUCH PASTEL
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barrettsmithbb
I take mine with a side of type II
SanSamis
My 16-year-old made me some pretty awesome waffles the other day. I couldn't be prouder.
macncheeseme
Awesome! :D
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I'm so fucking hungry
VueduNat
I would like to see evidence that the kid is actually making these
bluefiresar
Why are the blueberries, raspberries and blackberries so pale?
gimpycat
Wondering the same thing. They look sort of dusty?
StevenGlandsburg
Food looks great with Photoshop
amacord
These look like food you would see in cartoons. So pretty.
pigsearsandtwirlytails
Yes they look pretty, but the real question is do they taste good?
lordofallthecookies
Nah. Too perfect to be true
Ripley2179
Was thinking the same. Also, does the kid have a photography degree? Someone is "helping" a great deal.
jade130
What is that floofy fluff stuff??? looks delicious.
PremiumEdition
I can toast bread
SociopathicOtter
Oh, look at Mr. Fancy, over here, having fancy BREAD to toast! Bet you even use those fancy knobs on your fancy toaster! ...I’m so hungry.
Mairoa
With the dye and the weird fake looking berries, I'm not sure how much of this you'd actually want to eat. Not to mention ALL the fondant
QueenAmy
Yeah. I'm so confused about the berries
Fuckstickismycat
It’s pretty, but it honestly looks like it’d all taste disgusting.
CompassBear
These are really beautiful, but most of this looks inedible/not meant to be eaten, especially those pies. Those pies are never getting baked
Creyton
Those mermaid tails, seashells, succulent plants, are just made with resin. So they serve no purpose than just decoration or chocking hazard
Juicemaloose
I could see this being used for illustrations in a particularly snobbish cookbook.
haramSmuggler
Diabetes in a jar
SociopathicOtter
Reginald! ...bring me my insulin. Tonight, we vanquish this tasty foe!
Illuminutty
Yeah well in 23 and smoked a whole marijuana then ate a gross burger so beat that.
arcenlapin
No burger is gross when you’re high.
tacobird
I’m so proud of you, smoking a whole marijuana.
SociopathicOtter
I did one whole marijuana once. I injected it in my eyeball. Now I’m Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Marijuana: not even once.
tacobird
Not even once
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morphire
Yeah well when I was 16 I was furiously masturbating and playing video games so who's the real winner here
Wulfgang77
Well, just because he's a talent for confectionery doesnt mean he doesn't have time for those as well.
Corbinator
Pshhh I'm 33 with a wife and 4 kids and still furiously masturbate and play video games
SociopathicOtter
What about occasionally masturbating unperturbedly, just to switch it up, and give the D a tranquil thrashing? Everyone’s always furious.
bearbearmcgee
You are
kojenk
Hah what do you think this kid does while cooking?
JaydashCub
A+ mate
KatamariDamaci
I wish every kid could discover how talented they are, at such a young age. He is amazing!
AsFarAsIKnow
yeah so how much money do his parents make? because that's the real determining factor here tbqh
charlottadupont
I agree. So many expensive ingredients and tools are required for all of this
Mairoa
Yeah, being poor taught me to see things that cost money used up in failed experiments as wasted resources. No room for risks
Salpinus
1/2) Could sell what he makes tho? Ive sold berries, crayfish and small trout to neighbors from the creek I grew up by. T by ey probably
Salpinus
2/2 only bought it so I wouldn't keep standing on their doorstep looking awkward... Wild crayfish are popular tho (they're $70/kg)!
AsFarAsIKnow
initial investment cost
HempmonkY
Hate to be that guy but #2 the half moons are backwards but, I can't do better so I'll shut up now
Qualtagh
Do you mean that it has to be read counterclockwise to "work"?
thatsnotahealthysnackrebecca
Depends in which hemisphere you live
HempmonkY
I mean the one on top should be on bottom and the bottom should be on top
Syrmerlin
Those pies are obviously unbaked. Let's see how pretty they are after his little crust shapes shrivel and burn and filling bubbles all over.
macncheeseme
XD wow bittah
KitforKat
Who hurt you??
wemustfindthelight
Apparently an over baked pie.
SociopathicOtter
It was April 20th. The pie? Over-baked.
AMartianPotato
That's not pie crust. It's fondant.
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
I do believe it’s pie crust, unbaked pie crust take a look at this account and they look the same https://www.instagram.com/lokokitchen
bigsluttydaddy
burn the witch!
ooohwee
I feel like its cake made to look like pie?
howappropriateyoufightlikeacow
That would be really cool if so!
Mairoa
Me too. Ugh I can't stand the taste of fondant though
lazidog
it could be white modeling chocolate or maybe marzipan or something
SwitchPup
Have you tried marshmallow fondant? It's not bad!
isthisnot
They are vegan too! I follow him and he's super amazing
savedbythebellwitch
What’s his name? I would like more cakes in my future
savedbythebellwitch
Okay so I lurk and don’t ever comment so.. is the magic word sauce?
isthisnot
I never check my notifications sorry his name on insta is naturally.jo
savedbythebellwitch
Thank you!!!
Noob3rts
These looks cool but I wouldn't call any of them desserts. They are altered photographs for the purpose of Instagram, just like Pizza Ads.
GarbageKoala
like you wouldnt eat it
Zerod
was sitting here thinking the same, as a chef and a hobby artist i could make this stuff.. taking pictures of them that look hood however..
Zerod
more of a photagraher then cook..
CptHibou
All i could think while watching this is "it doesnt look realistic" or " it smells like photoshop"
Mairoa
I don't think I could bring myself to eat most of it, especially being vegan, it wouldn't hide the food coloring taste well at all
HaikuForYourSprog
'The things I post on my Instagram are tasty but I really try to focus on presenting it in a way that it looks aesthetically pleasing,' 1/2
HaikuForYourSprog
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4896898/Vegan-Instagram-Naturally-Jo-run-16-year-old.html 2/2
Mairoa
And it's vegan? I had to avoid dairy for a year and lemme tell y'all... It's okay at best. Not delicious.
Mairoa
I can't imagine how that much food dye, frozen berries, and fondant/raw pie crust would taste good. Sparkly rainbow dye is nasty I'm sorry
ArtArchive
Yes. They really are just art and not edibles.
HaikuForYourSprog
Do you have any evidence that they're not edible, or even tasty? He claims they are, see my other comment here.
ArtArchive
He says he's vegan, if you call that edible.
ArtArchive
But seriously though, it's hard to believe most of this plasticy looking goop is edible unless you see someone actually eating it.
Fastolfe
But that's the thing with claims. If no evidence is presented it can be countered without. They're at min had some level of post production
HaikuForYourSprog
And yet here you are claiming things without evidence. I at least am not assuming he's lying.
Noob3rts
Now that I look at #1 - Do you think it is photoshopped? Look at it. It looks.. funky.
nerdyvet
There's a few of them that look photoshopped when you really look. Shadows not falling consistently, displaced edges...it's suspect
nerdyvet
not to mention some of the "finishing" looks..unnatural.
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
The icing isn't thick enough to take the shape. Unless the sides of the cake we're bumpy and they airbrushed on icing very thinly.
Noob3rts
I'm thinking that the cake is still whole and the piece missing is photoshopped in.
TheLastCheeto
First I thought you guys were overthinking it, then I saw the edge of the bite. It's supposed to be all cake to the edge of those bumps? Nah
5P4C3M4N
Let’s see those pies after they are cooked
QueenAmy
Yes
GCRust
Gonna be nasty messes, considering the fruit IS the filling. They look nice but they obviously aren't for eating.
Meilkor
EXACTLY
Rogahar
If he chilled the pastry prior to shaping/baking it, they should retain most of their shape.
defaulted
Lol. Berry pies expel a lot of liquid and those teeensy lil pie crust pieces? I have my doubts.
Rogahar
I said most, not all. :P There's gonna be some loss.
mjjt
Could you bake the top separately?
defaulted
Hmmm for the tiniest free floating pieces maybe you could. Not a bad idea! Otherwise I’d be afraid they’d sink into the pie as it bakes.
besuth
It is a baked pastry shell filled with pastry cream (a kind of custard). The fruit remains uncooked.
NotOfImport
I thought that was marzipan over a fruit cake.
HaikuForYourSprog
This is all vegan, and raw vegan foods (including pies) are quite common, so maybe it's not going to be baked.
Dekker117
Thats disgusting
MistressLyda
Fruit and white chocolate is disgusting?
W92Baj
Raw pastry
MistressLyda
The raw pastry I'v had that is intended to be eaten raw has been quite similar to high quality marzipan. Odd if you expect puff, but nice.
IWouldDoThings
Well that just makes me uncomfortable
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
trina1978
I thought this was Trump from the thumbnail. I think the top looked like his hair.
Slindrin
Delicious
Ryebread91
I know the colors on everything seemed off.
CreepyPhlox
I wanna know why the fruit all have a white film.
grapesforducks
Frozen, a lot of them. If not, then i don't know
Ryebread91
Yeah everything looks like it was made with some sort of pastel clay
thesleeve3d
Probably in the freezer and for varying amounts of time to only partially freeze. Or witchcraft.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I was hoping someone would mention this. I've been watching The Great British Baking Show, and I imagined Paul Hollywood scoffing so hard.
PieInTheDry
BAKE OFF. NOT ‘baking show’... Bloody colonists.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
On American Netflix it's called The Great British Baking Show. I guess they didn't think us yanks could handle "Bake Off"
BeautifulSound
Can I hate his name? I don't like his name.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
His co-judge is named Mary Berry, so there's that.
JerekoKosta
I choose to imagine it's fondant, cus I don't want it to change.
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedtasty/videos/2270826136503356/ not that girl but same deal
H0wl
That’s what I actually thought it all was.
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
I wonder if it's a tart with fondant!
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
That would not be as yummy at all....
AideenSK
Might also be almond paste
railgap
MINE
JerekoKosta
O.O I don't know what almond paste is.
AideenSK
It's also known as marzipan. It's made from almond flour (or finely ground almonds) and sugar. It can be used for sculpting as well!
grinnerx
And here I am at 33 having problems following the directions on hot pockets....
dekket
I'm with ya. And I have three kids to feed every god damned day.
LetsplayJustthetip
I'm still wondering where he bought all these cakes it must be an expensive hobby
Deathtospam
Holy shit, there are instructions?! MY LIFE IS A LIE!
AmeyaKoli
Finally I knw I’m not the only one ????
nclu
[Jim Gaffigan intensifies]
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
I feel like these are photoshoped like crazy
SometimesLinkingNSFW
1 minute and 30 seconds in the sleeve on a paper plate. Let cool for 1 year.
NoDakGirl
I don't know why I laughed so damned hard at this.
HypnoChanger
I am convinced that hot pockets do not abide by the laws of physics. Follow instructions, pull it out and it's hot enough to melt steel 1/
HypnoChanger
then take a bit and it's still frozen.
goddessofthewoos
I'm 33 and barely have the strength to get out of bed. This kid is going places. Not me though. Lol
MamaJeaux
I know how you feel.
RSP16
Not sure about hot pockets, but my frozen food dramatically improved when I started ignoring "do not prepare in toaster oven" warnings.
Hooliganwhisper
Right! Toaster oven is the best way to go. Death to all microwaves
CC2332
Best damn investment I ever made. It cooks EVERYTHING
bojanglez667
I feel ya fam, 36 and I would legit punch this kid in the snot box for one of those desserts.
rdement
Upvoting snot box.
bojanglez667
I love the word
3001100113
I can only imagine explaining that to the prosecutor lol. "Yeah it was me, but I ate all my plate. I deserved it."
bojanglez667
Hahaha, man what a life that'd be.
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
"CONTENTS WILL BE HOT!" is not a lie...
WaffleDestroyer
But always have a cold center core
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
There will be one frozen spot somewhere...it’s never in the same place twice though!
BrockAppDancer
No it’s always in the middle!
thebadmanpuntedbaxter
Yes, but never in the same middle part. I think it depends on which way the turntable spins...
Un0riginalComment
Schrodinger's pocket will be both scalding hot and frozen
Shomez
Underrated comment.
LompHoofd