ddubya42
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Also Troy and Abed
Someone light a match or crack a window, jeez
Frodo Baggerfly
That's using his head
Have to run everything in compatibility mode
Aw, she got the grippies
Well he's not wrong
Big shoes to fill
A Lego Man sits in his Lego House. Is his house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.
this joke is only funny periodically
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He's gonna lose a few fingers holding it like that
Straight to jail.
I'd say 1, because we wear ties at the base of our neck, not under our chin
I'd take a 2004 or 2014
The chances of this happening are low, but not zero
I'm not saying it was the aliens, but it was the aliens
I'm alone most of the time, so it's a non-issue for me
See, what you need to do is...
I am now divorced.
Yeah the first thing I'd do in that house would be to relocate the fridge.
Mental disorders? We're all mad here
Someone somewhere is so mad at me right now
"I'm rubber, you're glue"
Congrats "on" your baby
Oops, I ripped it
Ohhhh that makes sense
TheAngryMarineBiologist
#1
SideshowBobsotheravatar
#21 The anger is not at all irrational. It's because of the stupid.
psugab
#7 or enough caffeine to wake a recently deceased person
Cornflakes91
#8 way too real xD
Kjasi
#14 Depends on how serious the meeting is.
GreenNinja22
Quality dump @op. I’ve added to my collection!
Davedavedavedavedave
#1 hot dog man and burger man
Alistairetheblu
#1
OuchYoureonmyhair
#1 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OG53Y3Q0NW40YXBwN3ppa2p2ZTAza3hiajBwbW5rbW4yemlzMXhnaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/t0qZktRJ8vyo/200w.webp
Clayman8
#8 wrong.
The correct answer is Ron Swanson.
Pugovitz
#5 If I was going to space and learned that any part of my survival was reliant on Windows 11, I'd be like "nah, no thanks."
toolzgalore2
#21 *rational anger*
InitHello
#21 That anger is not irrational at all.
Clayman8
#1 Ornstein and Smough... 😳
laner7112000
#9 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azJ6MDI2Y2F0cHdkbnRlZDF6NWVibHYxN2txdjBxcWY2djM5OTZvdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VerIk7pS3iEEg/200w.webp
duktayp
#1 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOHFxeDFnaDc1NGRieWl3eHlrZHR0d2h3ZnYzd2xlZHU0cDV2c3JndyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2HtWpp60NQ9CU/giphy.gif
EmpressNikki
#9 danish invented lego
ydwyrd
#1
DidCatchABreak
oldguyexlurker
#20 And then you got sent outside to sit with all the coffee mugs and think about what you did.
ddubya42
sure is muggy out here
pinatafarmer
#6 look at this, how can you tell me not to stick my dick in crazy?
SteveTheEgg
#1 I'm pretty sure Troy and Abed actually fall into this
vnqx
An orange?
Efreeti
andexer
#7 or *singing voice* alcohol!
IceWeaselX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM68ISI8slM
idrinkcheapbeer
Sechran
#1
vnqx
JayDeeDubs
#14
psugab
It all depends on where the shirt is
Yuri909
The collar is only just above the collar bone.. not under the chin.. unless you're no neck or got like 5 chins.
oldguyexlurker
#5 The Space Shuttles ran on 8088 and 8086 processors through 2011. We had Windows 7 by then. (One of the more solid versions of Windows. 98, XP, 7... )
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
I kinda liked XP, but I switched to Linux after that.
Omicron416
98SE, yes. NT4 was also very good in my experience, as was Win2K.
oldguyexlurker
SE! Yes! I KNEW there was a sub-version that was just... the best. Couldn't remember the SE and Wikipedia didn't list it separately. Thank you!
mooseablethenok
#5 Shit works, shit isn't full of internet connected AI spyware, it's not the fucking trainwreck that is XP. It's perfection.
idrinkcheapbeer
I've worked on government contracts with equipment still running 3.1
mooseablethenok
You know you are dealing with old time G-folk when your roll up to an office stacked to the ceiling with 3-part carbon typed papers, and a PC DOS 6.1 286 running Word Perfect "I need to email this report I wrote from 37 years ago and it only has 5.25 floppy drive."
oldguyexlurker
#21 Part of the problem, other than conflict and freakish proximity, is that classic kitchen design is to have a clear triangle of access between the 'fridge, the range, and the sink. Pretty much anything else feels weird. Galley kitchens get a bit of a 'buy' but you'll still find some distance between two on one side and then other across from them typically.
OuchYoureonmyhair
You don't get a "bye" for having a cabinet next to the stove that you probably can't open because of the freezer handle.
I think I win for the worst kitchen setup. Picture this same room but switch the stove and fridge and reduce the counter space between the sink and stove to about 8". There's a narrow cabinet to the right of the stove that is really hard getting things out of. The microwave is about 10 steps away with no work space beside it because that's the only place it fits. I'm glad I r
RecurringNightmare
the fridge needs to be far away from the stove...stove is dangerous area and whoever is cooking will get mad at other people getting into their way...but other people might want to access the fridge, so fridge on opposite end of room...or even move the fridge into the pantry, thats how my parents have it, every trip is two times 5m extra walk, you better plan ahead what you need...
JaceTiger
Even being on the same side with 2 is fine. The problem is that the fridge is RIGHT next to the stove.
TheMostKink
Ideally, it should be Fridge, surface, sink, surface, stove, surface.
That way you can take something out of the fridge, do rough prep, wash it in the sink, chop it up, cook it on the stove, put it in a dish.
When you're boiling things like pasta or potatoes, you'll want the stove as close as you can to the sink, so you can easily strain them.
RecurringNightmare
there is a misconception tho, on one side of the sink (typically right) is the "dirty dishes that need to be cleaned" area and on the other side (typically left) is the "cleaned dishes drying" area...having working areas on both sides of the stove, one for preparation and one for serving absolutely makes sense tho...and an area next to the fridge to put stuff down while putting things into or taking out of the fridge...i guess a kitchen can never have enough surface area...
deathsausage
#14 you wear a tie at your collar... where does the giraffes shirt go to?
HandsomePenguin
Where'd you put a tie if you were wearing a turtle neck shirt, at the top of the neck right at the chin? No, at YOUR collar, not the shirts.
deathsausage
You don't wear a tie with a turtle neck....
deathsausage
How can some be so sad?..... get a hobby dude
HandsomePenguin
In your example, you are implying that the shirt is potentially going all the way up the giraffes neck, as if that would make a difference.
So yes, you dont wear a tie with a turtle neck, so why did you even bring it up as an example in the first place?
deathsausage
Have a nice day.....
HandsomePenguin
Were my questions too complicated?