there isnt enough pushups in the world to rectify that train wreck 

Jan 23, 2017 10:54 PM

NlGHTW0LF

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*aren't* enough push-ups in the world

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

People always wonder what a soup sandwich is, this is it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ugg

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope. That's grass drill territory there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like this may be a reserve unit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My blood pressure is rising.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh come on they look good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But Sarge!...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn soft shoes profile...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The new call of duty is getting out of hand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Profile of some kind in his pocket, I guarantee.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck stick went full twat waffle

9 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 10

That's up there with "the most Sgt things" I've ever read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tacti-Gay

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

His feet at warm and comfy. Why do you care

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That should be an automatic discharge for treason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A girl in my basic training wore crocks to the first day. It was hilarious and also super sad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Them new profiles

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it Carl!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been out for 11 years now....Damn it feels GREAT to see a picture like this and not give a shit about how people dress!!

9 years ago | Likes 378 Dislikes 1

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Close friend told me she bought her first outfit shes going to wear when shes out in 6 months. Its Scrubs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped caring what other people did after basic, as long as it isn't me getting punished for their shit.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

I'm getting close to retirement myself. I'm starting to worry how I'll function in the real world.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 for me and I'm having a brain aneurysm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been out 10 as well and seeing this makes me want to re-enlist make my way back to sgt. And smoke the dogshit out of this person

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He got them camouflage pants and the boots with tha fur...WITH THA FURRRRRR

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are UGG Bailey Buttons. Those boots are super comfortable !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't... I'm obnoxious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this better be a punishment for only killing 4 out of the 5 bears that attacked him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why am I looking at a pair of boots

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Out of regulation...those aren't boots they're Ugg's

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*laughs in Marine*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There boots are... Whatever, but get your motherfucking dick skinners out of your goddamn pockets! This isn't the Air Force!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shit, I can see my self not noticing those boots during an inspection.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do not get off the tiger for fear it will swallow you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it bad that the hands in the pockets are eating me alive as well?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

I often wonder what it would take to make me give a damn about something like that. Do they full Clockwork Orange you people or something?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Brainwashing is an integral part of boot camp. The better the brain is washed, the higher rank you can get.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They also told us (paramedics) to not put our hands in our pockets but most of us still do. I just keep em out when I'm besides a patient.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thought was National Guard.......

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I loved it when a SGT would ask if my hands were cold. I'd say no they're in my pockets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll never understand why it's a problem or why anyone wastes brain power over it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Its a reg...that's it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Looks unprofessional

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I'm aware of the reasoning given. I've been in for a minute. I just disagree with that reasoning. And it's entirely subjective.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sounds like you're thinking to much to be in the military

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Navy's kinda funny about that; They prohibit, but have THIS statue at the start of basic http://www.usspledge.com/images/lonesailor2.gif

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Army is primarily a fighting force. If you are trained to always keep your hands out of pockets, you can more quickly respond to any (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Threat (2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Although I agree there are certain contexts where it looks bad, not EVERY instance applies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one has ever conveyed it as a practice to be combat ready. It's always been expressed as an "unprofessional" look. This is a first.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he could be taking something out. u never know if the pic was taken at the wrong moment

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

True. I was Air Force...did a stint as an instructor...so it just catches my eye.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yeah i wouldn't get ur hopes up tho considering the boots he's wearing. i did afjrotc in hs btw^^ in college now. might commission after

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I HIGHLY recommend it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Never been in the military, why are hands in the pockets bad?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Because once something is made a standard (rule), breaking it is viewed as unprofessional.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Because once you're trained in hand-to-hand, they'd be considered concealed weapons and you need a permit for that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's a uniform standard...appearance based.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Appearance: Don't use your pockets like pockets. Something like that?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"While in uniform, personnel will not place their hands in their pockets, except momentarily to place or retrieve objects.”

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU RELAXING, BOY?! TAKING A BREAK? HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO KEEP THOSE HANDS BUSY?! (that's why)

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Jesus fuck. I just had a Ft.Jackson flash back.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Me too! (along with a sudden urge to do push ups)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's a self defence/response thing. I'm in paramedicine and that's what they teach us

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

More like keeping up appearance.This,specifically, really doesn't look like a situation where imminent danger might present itself.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's the issue with military regs...they are not wartime specific. Hands out of pockets at war and when its cold

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At -10°F they authorize hands in pockets. Im stationed in a place where I learned that the hard way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1