Time for yet another unhinged XL Tuesday CeleryDump for the good & bad people of Imgur

Sep 3, 2024 6:15 PM

CeleryMan7

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greetings online friends

as is tradition

wow

i guess hulk's not so cool these days, i still like this meme though

practical

i always do this

i don't know if that's an official position but i like it

mmm hmm

he's doing his best

finally

i guess

aren't we all?

another horse meme?

says it's #1 magazine .. so there are others for Pharrell's mom only??

wait what

only acceptable forecast measurement

later snoopy

that's my time.. have a great night gang!!

Nah, dawg, that little bag is where I hold the fucks I give.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#12 Okay. Google "Imperial Women in Byzantium" First result yields this: http://serveo.click/0582303524.html But if you re-enter the title on Amazon, you find the cover is different. How this done?

2 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

#11

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#45 just like pretending not to see the money in the birthday card until you've read the card, then not counting it until later.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#37 I used to live on Mission Hill in Boston. When air BnB first came out my roommate posted the dumpster behind our building and boasted about the "Dunkies right across the street" and ample parking room for like $99 a night or something. Legit some girl booked it in the first hour. And then flipped out after I guess she scrolled through all the pics and realized it was only angles of a dumpster? Long story short he got banned but proved us wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#9 I have 7 coworkers in my department with ages ranging from 24 to 76. It's awesome and I love it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#17 Tim Walz the kinda guy making soup for the neighborhood during a blackout since his generators are working

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

You're almost certainly right about the first, but that's probably actually a booya he's stirring. Groups in the Twin Cities make them and sell the soup as a fundraiser.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#1 A 12-ounce cup of ambition helps

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 oh wow! That’s A screenshot of MY Facebook post!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And you were right! it's an excellent video! https://youtu.be/5jZtuCtsjVA

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#30 When we were having the cops and paramedics over to our house at least once a week, I wish neighbors had just asked. The silence read as judgment, and I would have liked someone to talk to about it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope things are better for you now ❤️‍🩹

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30

2 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

😂 I’m stealing this. I have neighbors who constantly get into trouble, this will be appreciated in the group message!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#4 TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT! One more thing...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#38

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#1 ... yeah

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

This is why I can't have people to look up to

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#31 what band is this?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sabaton!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 Never was. Always been a racist, ratfink piece of shit that killed any hope WWE had of a Union when he ratted on Jesse Ventura.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I'm constantly pouring myself a cup of ambition.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#10 Suburban Commando.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was frozen today!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 "Pour myself a cup of ambition..."

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

steadygentlemen.gif ^_^

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#23 They've got elote on their mind, happens to all of us.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"You [elote] are always on my mind...you [elote] are always on my mind." -Willie Nelson

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Fuck Hogan.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

Don't do that. You'll be left horribly unsatisfied and bitter.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Nice.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#22
What game is this from?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

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#13 um, actually... That was for ravioli

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are pizza rolls if not fried ravioli?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can already fry ravioli and it's very good. Pizza rolls are the popcorn chicken of calzones

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 Damn, I was not expecting this one to be this hard.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All I need is ibuprofen, snoppy and an occasional iced coffee

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Laura Palmer HAS to go, to keep the timeline intact. The universe and all the various realms above and below would collapse otherwise.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#11 No, it’s definitely for drugs.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Drugs and spare buttons

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tiny screws for things like glasses too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#36 Listen: This Thanksgiving, do your turkey like a crawfish boil; big pot, potatoes, corn, onions, and a whole bunch of cajun seasoning. It's quicker than baking, much harder to overdo it, and pretty impossible to dry it out. It doesn't come out pretty, but holy shit is it good. It's my family's favorite way to do it.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna need a bigger pot

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can use the same pot you'd fry it in, if you have one. Less volume means it cooks quicker, and you can do just the turkey, and do the rest of the sides like normal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My family just cracks open a can of PBR and shoves it up the turkey's ass.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I read this and immediately pictured the anakin padme meme... "To cook right?...... "Right?"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoker or oven?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shark and Dolphin are in the wrong spot. Dolphins are absolutely the prep-jock. They bully other animals for no reason, and kill for fun. Sharks, on the other hand, are basically cats. They see something, they want to know what the thing is, they have no hands so they give it a little kiss. Curiosity satisfied, they move on. Also, they love belly rubs. Dolphins, conversely, love graping human women.

2 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 2

Well said!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

beat me to it

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I'm gonna chain you to the radiator and grape you for decades and decades.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Male dolphins have also been observed biting fish in half, then using the carcass as a fleshlight.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Do not look into the sexual habits of otters, either.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

How ... how do they hold it?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly, that's kinda bad ass. And I wouldn't be surprised if some humans do this as well but is way weirder and off-putting for some reason.

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Are you, per chance, former Prime Minister David Cameron who fucked a decapitated pig head?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

As far as I'm aware, there was never any actual proof that it ever happened, beyond a comment made by one of his political opponents.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did he? I thought that was a black mirror show.
People and dolphins do weird shit.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nonono, in black mirror the pig was alive.

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