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Feb 17, 2018 4:11 PM
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StormheartKing
#1 is not getting back at anyone but the poor clerk that has to deal with the money and has no say in your ticket whatsoever. On the other /
StormheartKing
hand, they CAN choose to make your life a living hell in the future. I recommend NOT pissing off a court clerk. 2/2
cansado
A pi-eating contest? That’s just irrational.
SkyGuyTheGuy
I immediately purchased the animals of the world t shirt.
theranceporter0
#1... What a baby
wojoh89
Yeah he obviously broke a traffic law and decided to be a child about it. People who try to pay fines like this are cunts.
Gyxoz
He ended up having to unfold them himself :-P https://youtu.be/4yTBHCNHaQo
LittlemissEm
Yeah and they all got a laugh of it too
methaiasgrey
Chocolate milk sees into your mind, and disapproves
mastshin
All i hear is Tommy Makem singing that irish song. such a classic.
RaydeoCheq
High quality dump, I forgot I was in usersub while scrolling
CroissantMagnet
false
Bard2DBone
MidnightRising
They also taste completely different, with Coke Zero being more close to the original Coke. However, Diet Coke is such a staple of (1/2)
MidnightRising
their sales they can't just do away with it.
Bard2DBone
I don't know about taste, coke makes me ill so I was going off a thing said in a bbc documentary from several years ago on brand marketing
grinner
#1, yeah, you sure showed the poor guy who had nothing to do with the problem you've caused! GO YOU!
YouThinkThatsBad
#2 deserves its own post and comment section.
joey22688
Ive seen variations of that one, one where he pays for it in pennies ect... I'm pretty sure they are all fake.
FineBootyTouching
Data if it’s data but Data if it’s Data
ParryLost
"One is my name. The other -- is not."
TheRealAtticus
Who has a Taco Bell wallpaper on there phone? And why army we all doing it?
DelightfullyOdd
Random song lyrics are random
Masteryota00
Lol yes...a happy accidental addition XD
akissfromtom
I don't get the poem.
Masteryota00
Sorry lol...accidently clicked that one to add...but I love me Irish music so I left it XD
Tamtiger
It's a Irish folk song, Red is the rose, by the high kings.
LateNightBunnyParty
It's...it's not BY The High Kings. They may have recorded a version of it, but It's an old, traditional Irish ballad.
Tamtiger
Sorry, that's just the only version I knew of. Do you know any other versions worth listening to?
9fagsucks
I once had to think of an interview with michelangelo and I kid you not I handed the entire thing in in italian and got a 6/10 for it
JHawke
Should have included a translation for the 10/10 obviously.
Flyndaran
Knowing another language shouldn't give an easy A in other subjects. It's just douchey if the teacher doesn't know the language.
9fagsucks
Lmao I just threw it all into google translate
R1ANR1CH
The „how goes it“ part on the pic with the Jewish girls sounds awkwardly German
endr
the one with the folded up money isnt funny. its a douche move. some underpaid/overworked secretary got to waste hours on fixing that.
morphis
Idiot spends 4 hours folding them, then sits there and unfolds them anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTBHCNHaQo
endr
good job on them refusing to waste time correcting this guys jerk move
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
They didn't have to deal with the public during that time, and still got paid. It's like an extra break.
imtheimgur
If that doesn't work, have her check with her proctologist
Parzival9000
#14?
Masteryota00
On the left is a sloth in a turban...on the right is a storm trooper
Parzival9000
Fair enough.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
#4 I would have written a very sarcastic letter about how I helped with the railroad. Not the best time for anybody who wasn't white.
mjhelsley
That's exactly what it says.
Leithoa
At the risk of being accused of whataboutism: It wasn't so peachy for many whites either.
GingerLaird
How that kid wrote it is weird. You have to start at the top right and write to the bottom then continue at the top left of where you start.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
dj505
It's the stormtrooper upside down, although I don't know what it's supposed to look like either lol
FelRose
Koala wearing a turban, yo
Dystrophic
Fortune teller sloth
dnebdal
Magic koala in pope hat?
alreadydedinside
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VixinXiviir
Love the random High Kings lyrics in the middle
Masteryota00
Yeah that was an accident but I love it and so I left it lol...
heterochromiairidum
I mean, they're not the only ones ever to record that song, but I also felt it. I starting singing a little bit.
OtterlyMagnificent
I know the song, but I don't know the name...
VixinXiviir
Red is the rose, the version I know is by the High Kings
OtterlyMagnificent
Ah. Thanky
SupposablyPersnickity
Memes were “borrowed” here today. Don’t worry, I’ll give them back.
Masteryota00
No problem...standard rate is 1 floof
SupposablyPersnickity
Masteryota00
That is mine now! Thx XD
SupposablyPersnickity
ThorsBeerBelly
"Small tumblr dump" yet there were no tumblr posts and half of them were from twitter and facebook.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Came looking for this comment, took surprisingly long to find it.
Masteryota00
All came from Tumblr pages...but I do see your point...next time I may just title it "small dump" haha
ElbowDeepInASnake
Coke Zero was developed to appeal to the male market because the word “diet” tends to deter male consumers. It’s a valid marketing tactic.
Raxiel
It does taste nicer too, in my very subjective opinion
PopkinSandwich
concur, the coke zero cherry/vanilla is great
Flyndaran
To me it tasted like too much caramel coloring aka that burnt flavor I really don't like.
appaismyspiritanimal
Coke Zero also used to be sweetened with just Splenda/sucralose, no aspartame. To my knowledge, it now has aspartame.
ExTechOp
Also reformulated for us whose taste buds can't abide Diet. For me, Zero doesn't taste horrible like Diet does, it just doesn't taste good.
AnonymousStranger
I thought Coke Zero was caffeine-free. I was wrong. Now I feel like an idiot. Thanks internet!
USSRsub
Diet Coke follows the recipe of "New Coke" from the 90's, while Coke Zero follows the recipe of classic Coke with sugar substitutes.
soon
Did you make that up, or are you being truthful?
USSRsub
I've seen it stated in Imgur comments a few times in the past. Since I've seen it more than once from several users, I assume it's true.
soon
Thanks.
dashers
Coke zero tastes more like full fat coke than diet. I really can't stand diet, but have moved to zero via life (half sugar).
Flyndaran
Sodas don't have any fat. Sugars are carbohydrates.
dashers
It's a saying. Anyway, refined sugar can't be used directly by the body and is converted to fat, so it is indeed fattening.
Flyndaran
Just stop. You don't seem to know basic biochemistry, so stop making such wrong statements.
DrunkSnoopy
Can someone translate #4
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verybamboo
It translates roughly into how life is not so good, wages are bad and there are no benefits. On the bright side only 10 people were hurt 1/2
verybamboo
Today. I've opened a little store front and business is OK. I don't really know much English. -That's the end of the letter. 2/2
DrunkSnoopy
Thank you
mynamesbryson
Man pays $137 fine in origami to an administrative clerk who had nothing to do with the ticket. FTFY.
johnnydarkside
Also depends on why he got it. If a justified citation, then it makes him that much more of a fucking twat.
YouThinkThatsBad
FTFY - for that fuck you?
mynamesbryson
Fixed that for you.
SparklingCockWaffle
They wouldn't accept it. Friend tried paying a ticket with dollar bills and they wouldn't. At least the one she went to didn't.
Flyndaran
They legally have to as it's a debt. But I suppose for the government and cops laws are just guidelines.
FaptainPicard
If I remember right they made him sit there and unfold them all before accepting it. So really he just wasted a bunch of his own time
SparklingCockWaffle
Had a sign up saying no currency under $10bill I think. And pretty sure they have the right to refuse origami
Flyndaran
Not really. It's legal tender and must be accepted for debts. Of course governmental agents rarely have to obey the law.
WildFireWind
#4 if I was their teacher this could have been their shopping list and I’d still give them an A. Dedication right there
stja
It's in Japanese, not Chinese. Whether it's real or not, it's a failed attempt at a joke.
dnebdal
Is it? I speak neither, but I'd have expected more hiragana endings in Japanese?
arrbos
Any hiragana whatsoever. There's nothing.
stja
Yeah, after taking a closer look I'm probably wrong. Here's to posting a comment after a cursory glance.
jimmyv723
#6 - We all have a Linda and if you don't well hey there Linda
EdgeLawd420
Maybe Linda just likes talking and spending time with you
calyxium
My next door neighbour is an elderly Linda. Told her I had to concentrate on something & she calls me asking if expired custard is safe
Gerolanfalan
I lived in a town called Yorba filled with Linda
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I work with two. I hate my life.
johnwicktheicecreamman
my mother is a linda and let me tell you it is worse when they are family
RottedOnion
My work's linda is an jewish grandma and honestly i kinda like talking to her, nice distraction from fixing computers...
johnwicktheicecreamman
what is her last name?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Confeshun
I like to go to the employee bathroom and vape a little bit, like a mini break.
RavingCrochet
They did say be honest.
Hixday
Did the guy left a marker in the wc cabin?
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knobhoblin
I like how the second 'no' is scratched off, like the person was like "No! ..yes"
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johnwicktheicecreamman
slogosh
wtf are they marking that with?
johnwicktheicecreamman
johnfromnorway
MSB3000
For me it's a no because I wipe my ass right the first time, apparently unlike the majority.
subparusersubber
i WiPe mY aSS riGHt tHE fIrsT tIMe
gewalt
ya, I wish thats how it worked.
PolishPrince14
My friends made fun of me for wiping to much... I just want a for sure clean asshole -is that such a bad thing?
MSB3000
Never, my friend, never. Your friends have dirty assholes.
vahnn
1 minute of shitting, 7 minutes of wiping.
PolishPrince14
sometimes that's what it takes.
LynchMeDaddy
1 minute? Holy smokes that must be a record!
YouThinkThatsBad
How do your friends know how much you wipe?
PolishPrince14
Because we shit next to eachother sometimes at school, dorms, restaurants. You ever had a bestie? Plus we are dudes and talk about it a lot.
icalleverybodybud
You talk about it alot? Nah fam I never had friends like that