CuddlyMoose
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And being almost 30yrs old
Aug 21, 2019 3:30 AM
CuddlyMoose
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And being almost 30yrs old
Tarlon
Dates start that late? Why not 7 so you'll have more hours of fun?
TonyStewartJrJr
Bish I am 30 and don’t get out of work till midnight or later... if I’m calling to hang out it’s cause I enjoy your company more then sleep.
redsmerf
So I'll pick you up arou- "Oh heeelllllll no"
Inkliest
7 years at 23. Worst time to not know much about dating. My friends’ advice makes little to no sense to me.
LePuma
So what you're saying is.....youre single? ?
Couldntthinkofacoolname
DoctorWhoTheHell
31 here, feel much happier staying home alone than going out. If it happens, it happens.
mnbvcxzxc
MyBloodPressureDontLie2
Past my bedtime.
fuckyeahilikevodka
Wait til 40
leonnald
I'm 37 myself, and I've never REALLY dated. I honestly don't even know how to start anymore.
Me1iss0
30 is fun, date a few younger guys and catch up on what you may have missed out on holding out for the wrong “one”
cheeseburger
Id be like. Can we meet at like 630? I have ti be in bed by 9
ThaDizzle
What did the relationship start when you were 11? Because adults have sleep schedules
mookooskookoolatoos
mrowrrrr
I feel this on a deep level. Good luck!
moonsaves
I always thought fourth is splitting a bag of Doritos and gambling sexual favours on games of Tekken 7.
88wut
“Go out at 10pm but back by 10:30pm okay?”
aztjazcab
Wanted to go out for drinks with some younger collogues. They called at 2 am!
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Whipersnappers
nocomments14
Same, got any advice?
littlewongkid
we bang ok ?
biggiethatsjustthetv
Been there still there haha
CuddlyMoose
Im sorry, if you need to talk hit me up.
FabergeBurrito
Do brunch dates. Its good food. It's late enough that its not an inconvenience & early enough to tell what attitude they have that early.
hcb12
I'm in the same boat. After a year, I'm on the verge of just giving up and adopting a baby. Haha
ProfessorPritt
Also: you can use the internet now to find a date
ItsCalledFashionBrenda
Wish I could upvote this post a thousand times and share it with my husband's family who eat dinner at 10 (bedtime!)
pandro
Are they spanish? I had heard that with regular siestas that formal evening dining is a thing.
stevethegr8t
Spain is weird like that. They are -3 GMT when geographically they should be -1 GMT or maybe even GMT. So the sun appears to be out later
stevethegr8t
Correction. They are +2 GMT so the sun appears to be out later in the day.
pandro
My apologies, I think I really meant Central/South American. Idk if Spain does siestas due to the heat of the day.
TumEsticks
Get ready for ass eating on Date 1.
HelpfulHomo
Oh. Y’all new here?
lsybarra
San Diego Handshake
TheSpaceBox
Go fuck my mum
TheSpaceBox
Please
CuddlyMoose
I heard it was the new handshake.
scabbyBoner
More like milkshake
MrBoogerPig
*Muffled* “Please to eat you!” Me: “Did you say pleased to ‘meet’ or pleased to ‘eat’?”
FlyingButtPliers
I swear at this age you fuck to see if it's worth getting to know them. It's a little depressing sometimes.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I dunno, sounds like we finally got it right. Even if they aren't for you, at least there was sex.
Melsh87
foxfire1112
man this is a rough one
TumEsticks
Date 3 is holding hands at the malt shop, though.
ThaWhiteRanger
Then Sleepytime Tea and two separated twin beds. Kinky.
MYNAMEISBRETT
I wish this was a joke.
acertainjenesaisquoi
Why?
nukethelizards
whattheflyingnutsack
So glad that sex can be serious business.
HEXADECIMAL
Is sex funny business? Or does she actually mean shenanigans like ghosting? Cheating? Ect?
nukethelizards
Yes, like mom to a teenager “No funny business after prom.” I was raised by the same generation as Tina Fey, same old timey phrases I guess.
HEXADECIMAL
Oh, I never really thought of sex as funny, more of an intensely personal shared experience between to people.
nukethelizards
I think it’s more in regards to necking and groping, messing around. Also, I’ve had a few hilarious shared sex moments. Bloopers happen.
SanguineMyBrother
Remember first base is fucking, second base is meeting during the sunlight, and third base is sharing childhood trauma.
HD2composer
This is acceptable
CaptainFrog
Well... that is how my last relationship went.
AlienNippleAntennae
Damn, I been doing it backwards, that's why I never hit 1st base?
alsoAzrael
Holy shit, I REALLY suck at baseball.
pluto408
MynameisRuben
Holy shit I did that in reverse on my last date.
skel
I mean he isn't wrong.
itsaburneraccountdummies
Well damn.
amandalee137
I’ve already screwed this up then. But for real I’ve always done the first date thing... idk dating problems of the 21st century?
amandalee137
Also been dating this guy and we finally kissed on the 4th date. Times are strange these days
kraeftig
I work nights most of the time and I still meet way too many people in broad daylight to be dating them all, much less fucking any of them
DoubleJameson
Based on my crazy tinder girl dates. All my dates go straight to third and I usually never see first or second.
jakeinthehood
Whats wrong with you kids
cuddlesdotgif
We are all very lonely.
HEXADECIMAL
Most of us have no hope of rising from the economic class we we born in, many have experienced economic decline, or 'Falling Down'...
HEXADECIMAL
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/?ref_=m_tttr_tt
HEXADECIMAL
This is how millenials feel, trying to get a job, understand a broken financial system, a broken healthcare system, bankrupt social security
CarrotNose
i thought first base was anal?!
upvoteswhendrunkorboredorwaitinginlineoravoidingresposibilities
Generally that’s been considered a foul tip and then an out...
lurklongandprosper
We must have had the same T-ball coach!
CarrotNose
BrockFromPokemon
My kind of gal!
Shamalamadingdongz
Might be a dude lol
HEXADECIMAL
It is if you really want to keep him...
Stormskythe
so Im guessing 2nd and 3rd base without first is just... pointless? or friendship?
ProcrastinatingWork
Small talk you would have with anyone on public transit
HisDudness
So what's an in-the-park home run?
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
BLERN
IDontWatchDoctorWho
Holy fuck, it’s in words
36roentgen
Holy words, words words words
mcatter
The upvotes are 69 right now. Nice.
ThanosWasNotWrong
whats in words
pxlphile
Baby don't love me, don't love me, know more
NotACanadian
it
ThanosWasNotWrong
?
scrodingersSack
Just means that these rules are understood to be unspoken/written.
HedonistBeard
Most things.
HisDudness
ATLien1986
Going all the way is taking a shit while the other is in the bathroom.
wtforero
That’s when you’re truly married
BadWolfDivides
My bf and I have been together 2 years and we haven't gotten that far lol. It's nice to have boundaries in a relationship tho.
Boopbeepbeep
I’ve been with my husband for 20 years, we’re parents, and I guess we’re never going all the way.
IRolledAOneInRealLife
I will Never shit in front of the SO. Dated a girl 5 years and we never did that. I also found them attractive so i wouldnt want to spoil it
HEXADECIMAL
I hope I never reach this level, it doesn't seem appealing at all.
ATLien1986
Shiiiitttt... That's how you know you in love. When you can take their shit, literally, and still look that mutha fucka in the eye.
BlueRonfar
Have to be brushing their teeth or blow drying their hair. Teeth brushing means open mouth breathing. Blow dryer is blasting that shit air.
mysteriousmongrol
Also taking a shower- got that steamy air
ChaosInherent
What the fuck? People out here brushing their significant other's teeth? Fuck is going on?
OnceIwasCaptainHammerNowIWishIwasNightMonkey
BlueRonfar
“They” meaning the non-shitter in the room seemed implied. Words were sacrificed because of the character limit. I understand it was confusi
valen00
was clear enough to me mate, though dude could have just been having a laugh along with you, that's nice, lets go with that
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
This is the Norwegian way of dating. Getting to bed is the easy part, having a dinner together is way more scary.
Brostoteles
Dude ja as
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lurklongandprosper
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lurklongandprosper
Tack!
HEXADECIMAL
As an American, could you plz explain more about your foreign ways???
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
It is pretty great up to the point in your life when you want emotional intimacy as well as physical.
HEXADECIMAL
I've thought about moving to N EU bc they have the highest Quality of Life and Life Satisfaction ratings of anywhere.
HEXADECIMAL
I can get emotional intimacy anytime I want, well, I also have many FWBs. Q: What's rmthe work visa situation like there for Americans?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Skilled workers generally have an easier time. https://www.udi.no/en/want-to-apply/work-immigration/?c=usa
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Most American immigrants I know took their studies in Norway. High cost of living, so you probably need a part-time job. But 0 tuition fee.