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Sep 20, 2016 5:37 PM
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Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
Laughing way too much at 'who who dilly' and 'let that sink in'
SantaFarts
"Thanks, from now on I'll poop in the shower"
Kumquatz
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
daisyfrankenstein
My sister worked at a restaurant and they had her do the nights special and her boss said "no specific dessert." He came back to her(1)
daisyfrankenstein
Doodle of shells and beachy stuff and had written "Pacific dessert."(2)
dickable
Rc58
I feel like you'd have to be pretty dumb to choke a guy in a picture that YOU'RE TAKING and then saving for everyone to see. Seems unlikely
PhukkleBerrySin
#34 is so real it hurts
youcanteven
Too real
drickanderson
"He clocked out at 5:30, but your program calculated it as 8.5 hours. It's costing us money!" -- shoot me.
C4H10
CoyoteTraveller
Not too sure why that one's in there tbh. She probably has a hell of a lot of fun. Like, I should build one of those setups into my house
allibaster12
And how did she get down?
TehButternaut
jorgemjorgem6097
No joke. I was exiting Imgur on my phone when I caught a glimpse of the words "Emma Watson nude". So I reopened the app and was disappointed
RobbedName
You're welcome
Sambeckettladiesman
Russel the love muscle is way better
FluffyFaceMcNoodleBrains
The microwave one is blowing my mind hole.
RobbedName
60+60=120 seconds = 2 minutes 1+1=2 minutes = 120 seconds
dandublu
2:00, 1:59, 1:58, 1:57 etc 1:01, 1:00, 0:59, 0:58 .. the 1:00 isn't 40 seconds longer. hopefully this'll help u become less brain-fisted
abnrml
Why do people assume only non-Americans say "autumn". I've always called it autumn.
CoyoteTraveller
What part of the country / social upbringing? I'm guessing it's like couch vs sofa.
abnrml
I'm from Massachusetts. As far as social upbringing, just above/on the cusp of lower class.
TerriMessy
+1 just for the title
QuirkyWallace
On the Fall one, yeah sure but let's not forget how COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS AND STUPID daylight saving time is in the modern age!
WillisTheCat
dude literally my favourite part of smoking was standing outside by myself every two hours lol
RevoltedBaguette
It's *automne in French ;)
RextonArmos
#55 also that latin word those person was bragging about means "to cool off." So "Hurt durr we call it Autumn cause it cools off."
Obligandus
The 'Autumn' one is weird. Right after having the root of the word explained to them, they try and claim that it has no root.
commitmentproof
Also.. a word invented by chauser is way cooler
Obligandus
It wasn't actually invented by Chaucer...
commitmentproof
Okay first attested by Chaucer
BlahBlahMeatEater
#1 is appropriate as Pitt is getting divorced.
WilWheatonStoleMyButtplug
I thought that was Matthew Perry.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
"When Angelina says she wants full custody"
middlehead
That picture proves That he was choked, not Why he was choked
Flyndaran
I think at best they were trying to hold his drunk head up and forward not choking... at best that is.
Flyndaran
He talked smack is not a valid reason for police to endanger your life.
Rc58
I can't imagine that the Police would be dumb enough to photograph themselves choking a guy. More likely they were keep his face in frame
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Or they are holding his head up because he was incapable or unwilling to complete the booking process. Happens a lot.
MajorGameage
This isn't Emma Watson nude! This is a shitty dump
DocHallowsTheCollector
https://tenor.co/vPNB.gif
StarLilyBanditGirl
Holy shit.. I completely forgot the title by the time I was done.
TedTheMan
Had to be said.
chylde
well... a good dump should be shitty, so at least they got that part right.
BobSagetsUncle
Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
Darklinear
#1 Haha Bradjelina broke up
eburg
I'm pretty sure it is Sandstorm by Darude
Chipnstein
#2 Black Private Pyle?
HeadlessNorseman
I was with you until the period blood eater.
tehzpoon
I just skipped that one.
NotJamesMay
tehzpoon
I just skipped that one.
ElRadis
Wish we could tell the bf. What a retarded bitch. He's probably a vampire now.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Nah the garlic in his pasta sauce should've negated that. He just has hepatitis A --> Z
CapybaraSnot
Wow Helena sucks
RobbedName
Wut?
CapybaraSnot
Girl in the tinder screenshot
chrishallett83
I'm pretty sure the song is Darude Sandstorm. No, I am being serious.
CoyoteTraveller
You got me to go back and look, and I'm really really not seeing the match.
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
Yeah I was actually gonna comment that. But i mean it could be like 60% of other songs, Sandstorm just came to my head first.
SweetMystique
No one gonna mention the biology notes in the middle?
ialreadyforgotwhoiam
I Want.will 64 5mm6Rd dB+59
Mmmyep
I was searching for a pun or catch in them for a solid 2 minutes. Thanks for the relief.
Eonymia
I think I've seen this exact same thing happen before. Advanced reposting?
clungiskahn
Read through all the notes hoping for something funny, got smarter instead thanks op
flowseeker
And why it's annotated with comic book characters.
FreaksOnWheels
Kind of creeped out by the fact that my brain did not see it the first time but scrolled up to see what you were talking about - then saw it
amkoc
it was too sideways
WonderWomansHeroine
I read the whole thing trying to find a joke or something
Nood1e
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I was sure I was missing something obvious.
babiibug
Same. I was like "wtf. This isn't funny." So I tried to find the incorrect answer.
HughMotherfuckingLaurie
Same tho
DahPrincess
Mitochondria-powerhouse of the cell
barbarianbryan
*urge to aggressively chant "BILL"intensifies*
treeshakertucker
"BILL BILL BILL"
DogsAndMemesAreMyTwoFavoriteThings
evil66gurl
That is creepy as fuck!
TheAssyrianMafia
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Is it worth it to click "Load 71 more images" and scroll for an hour, just to satisfy my curiosity?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Yup
RobbedName
He's got the right idea
RobbedName
Yes
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
That sounds like something OP would s... waitaminute...
RobbedName
Oh shit
yourmomisminenow
waddup
slagath0r
Hahahahahaua this makes it
albinoscion
I actually turned my mobile sideways to read them and then swiped myself to the previous post on accident
RobbedName
Happens to the best of us
albinoscion
* trying to scroll down. I'm not a smart woman.
FluffyMcDoogle
Did you delete it ? I wanna read
RobbedName
It's still there
UpdootCat
Even better is that the vacuole is labeled as "trash can"
kasaku
Neck bombs
JayInTheNorth
Well I guess you could actually say that since it's storage...
inthehole
Yo, I'm in AP bio too. PM me if you want a study buddy bruh
pandamoniums
Yo, I'm a molecular biologist. PM me if I don't know where I'm going with this bruh
SwooneyTodd
I'm taking university bio 151. It gets worse
RobbedName
Ap bio sucks
Node1112
It prepares you so much for college dude. So much. I took it last year and college bio is easy as FUCK
cakepunching
Killed that shit with a 5 on the exam and got credit for Bio 1 and 2 with the labs for both.
Helios7719
Bio in general sucks
allygator777
I had that my junior year of high school, college bio is way easier than the ap classes
swimmer07
AP bio was amazing
RobbedName
No
ThatsASpiceUsername
I had it last year, pm me for answers
generalsplayingrisk
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?