The plows are just like the title requirement for a post

Dec 17, 2017 3:49 PM

IAmDuckHammer

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Whose lane is it anyway

Someone shared this on Facebook. #snow

FP edit: wow! First time on the front page. Send me pics of anything.

Lol in Canada here, it’s more like where is the road

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We play that same game in Montana.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and then you run into a moron who drives in 2 lanes at the same time, causes he too stupid to move over.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“That’s right, the [plows] are just like Canada...they just don’t matter” - Drew Carrey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's fun when you're driving along in the track, and you see the yellow (center) line appear in the right tire track.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the amount of imgurians from Michigan always seems disproportionately large. maybe I just notice because I also live here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drive anywhere you like. Make eye contact. Assert dominance.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

What's better than driving through a snowy day where the lines don't exist? Parking in a lot during a snowy day!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wisconsinite here. Absolutely true.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michigander here, can confirm, play this game everyday!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL....same thing in Upstate New York.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

aint this true, as a fellow michigander i approve this message

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn right the plows don’t give a fuck. Let a blizzard hit. Nobody’s goin nowhere!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AKA why I never went "home" to the midwest again. I hear it's worse further north. ;) Fuck that. ;D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God I'm on vacation and not back home in Michigan. I tend to loose at this game.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Michigander here. Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just throw some lake effect snow in and you'll understand how last week was for Grand haven!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was JUST talking about how fuzzy the law gets driving in Michigan in the winter. Slowing down at a four way stop but see no one's coming? 1/

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just keep going! Don't want to have to spin those tires trying to take off from a dead stop. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From Michigan. Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha. Grand Rapids, MI here.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti, MI. Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anywhere with snow, really. Colorado is the same. Parking lots get pretty interesting too.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My first time in Michigan was during a snowstorm in 1993. Got a car at the airport and tried to find my destination with all the street sig

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

signs covered in snow.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

half the signs are too far from the corner, too small, or simply non-existent as well. it's madness up here.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And yet we paint our lines white, ugh Michigan is sketchfest in the winter!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Am i in the left turning lane, or the wrong side of the road. Question i ask myself daily.

8 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

Even on a clear night, I have to ask that one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Left turn lane? Don't you mean turn around, haven't you heard of the Michigan left

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Those are mostly around GR and the Detroit suburbs. They pretty much don't exist in Flint and the Tri-Cities.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my experience those are just for high ways/split lane roads, normal intersections and roads have left turn lanes all the time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when we don't have a dedicated left turn lane. Which I think is actually surprisingly rare, seeing as it is the Michigan Left

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not rare in Grand Rapids. Not rare at allllll

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GR proper and North of town, maybe. I only really interact with them on 44th and Chicago Drive

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I'm moving to Wyoming in 3 days.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: Wyoming is a suburb of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Neat, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hometown and current residence :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im in wyoming now. Am very cold. Come back warmth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was my 2 hour drive from Columbus to Cleveland last Wednesday on 71. It's fun but also terrifying

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ten years ago today my friend wrecked his van into a fire truck on that exact road in a snowstorm

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did he live?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah just minor scrapes and bruises thankfully

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sit down. We need to have a talk about that username.

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Michigan road lines disappear in the rain and in the dark. Michigan needs to learn about reflective paint or embedded reflectors.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Neither work in the snow. Embedded reflectors make it too difficult to plow.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

nothing works under the snow, embedded reflectors sit below the surface and do not affect the plow in any way.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

besides, the plows scrape them away

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We still haven't figured out how to pave all the roads.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or make them last more than a year couch cough hall road cough cough

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Had them at the 696 - 94 interchange they plowed them up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be willing to bet they had the raised reflectors. Embedded reflectors sit below the surface and would be difficult to plow up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No point, there isn't enough pavement to paint in most places. I am sure the reflectors would be stolen and sold for scrap or something.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

relfectors are cheap plastic with a mirrorlike backing. Hardly worth stealing, even for a teen on a thrill hunt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuz that's what happens in the rest of the country. /s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Iowa uses fucking water-soluble paint. "Better for the environment". Like, no, you fuckwads, paint that stays on the road is better & cheap.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Water soluble? Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha. That's dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On maaaaaany levels.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha. I live in Michigan and this is probably the best description.

8 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 1

Every "M" Road is either 1 or 1.5 lanes now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rounding up with some one from the upper right of michigan can confirm

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D'Oh, Michigan! -former Michigan resident

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

try buffalo where we don't even get that much. We just get out our dog sleds

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm same here in Minnesota

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've lived in Rwanda and Thailand this year and the lines done matter either, without even snow to blame it on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much all of Canada as well

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i don't drive and i'm walking at the side of the road wondering if i'm even on the sidewalk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same for Ohio

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, I live in Michigan now. There is the "how many lanes is it now?" game too!

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I’ll just take my half out of the middle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've driven down this three lane road for years. Welp, I guess it's two lanes with snow cause y'all are dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Especially when there's already two tracks there for your tires to go in. Even if you know there's two lanes, they're filled with snow slush

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know what grinds my shit, people cutting you off with 10 inches of snow, not salted, not plowed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you have had many experiences with this

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