This is a story of Boy meets Girl

May 15, 2014 1:09 AM

NotMartinCameron

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By the awesome Noël Wells: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSC82fYpiW4

Reminds me of the scene in Garden State with the Shins

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God, I love Jonestown. But not as good as the new Branch Davidians album.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear sweet Lord in Heaven. Tonight's posts have been a little unsettling.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It wasn't Kool-Aid; it was Flavor-Aid they drank.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I did a report on Jamestown in 8th grade and I felt like my soul was crying. :/ It took me like 2 months to get over.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

People don't understand that in the end, "drinking the Kool-Aid" was only done b/c guns were pointed at them, they had no choice.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice the sheer amount of the color red in this?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually thought she was cute, until... dear lord.......

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*With Consensus* Some people on this site doesn't care as long as the crazy's cute. To me, crazy is crazy, no matter the package it comes in

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

IT WASN'T EVEN KOOL-AID IT WAS THE CHEAPER KNOCK OFF, FLAVOR AID.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kind of like the Red Wedding (book version) where the food sucked because, after all--why waste it on the dead?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punchlines are too long.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How have I never heard that joke?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The moment she said Jonestown, I was like holy shit Jim Jones!

12 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 4

..and I was like the dude, thinking of the band The Brian Jonestown Massacre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp3qM7PwyrI

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Username Relevance.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'd totally marry that type of crazy.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is one punchline I don't mind being spoiled.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont remember this part of Garden State.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noël Wells from Saturday Night Live! I've never seen any of her other stuff before

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jonestown is what happens when people follow a personality. Don't be a sheep.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If stuff like that keeps happening, pretty soon the sheep gene will be naturally selected away.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

do you wanna fuck ? Yes!!! haha

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I see the humour but it really was an awful tragedy... People were sent there to get them out, among them a US Congressman and they herded

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A whole bunch of people to safety in order to leave the compound but on the plane some moles that had remained hidden opened fire.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Killed the congressman.

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Is that a shaved Jontron

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last frame made me choke on my coffee. Laughs were laughed

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

mother of god, its all toilet sounds!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DONT DRINK THE KOOLAID

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It was actually mass murder instead of suicide. Survivors reported the poison being forcefully poured down people's throats

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The blackest, darkest kind of humour. Oh, be still, my heart.

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Oh, I agree, but we've been doing it since the 80s about this incident. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd-oC5eq7Ps

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

srsly, where can I get her number?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the best kind *sips kool aid

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah i dont know what it is either, but dark humor makes a person extremely more attractive in my eyes

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Jones's 912 followers were given a deadly concoction of purple Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide, sedatives, and tranquilizers."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...and the government can't competently execute a prisoner. People, where are your priorities!?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With machine guns pointed at them, they were forced to drink and give the poison to their children.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this where we got the phrase "drinking the koolaid"?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody's reaction when:

12 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 2

His facial expressions are the best.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spot on

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that...Christopher Lloyd?

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yep, in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I had to try so hard to bot burst into audible laughter at work because of this.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how happy it makes me that you say that. I'm glad I could help!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad to make you happy as well :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except for it was a lot closer to murder than suicide

12 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 2

I don't know why you got so angry. Literally the point is she believes in the suicide. She's Crazy. She thinks it was for good purpose.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed" -Bruce Springsteen

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

That. Is. The. Joke. Dot. Gif.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Half of it. Fucked up people follow his lead, then murdered the clueless and the one resisting.

12 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

thatsthejoke.gif

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

Lift this child up, oh Lord. For they have fallen, thou they commented in good faith. Let the downvotes be lifted from their hearts, amen.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people take imgur too seriously.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally, doing the Lord's work.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is pretty catchy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkookcrAnSE

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Thanks for sharing the link. For awareness, only read about the thing, never heard it... wow.. just wow

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. That was the most evil thing I have ever heard.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thanks for finding the source, but...i can't upvote this pure evil.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was fucking depressing.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"We made a beautiful day, and let's make it a beautiful day" holy shit this is the darkesk thing I've heard

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I skipped through, heard lispy jibberish, laughed, remembered what I was listening to, got sad.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I skipped all over the place and didn't hear anything but that dude talking

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude. I feel like I'm going to throw up. Parents killed their children while holding them in their arms. Whhyyyyy

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

It's just the screaming for me. It would be fine (no it wouldn't but I would be able to handle it) if it wasn't for the kids

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch downfall. The scene where a nazi loyalist mother giving cyanide to her sleeping children was heartbreaking

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

everyone who has tickets to justin beiber....leave the room..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was Magda Goebbels, Joseph Goebbels' wife.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The part when her eldest daughter refuse to go to sleep :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that part of the movie was tough, it's hard to think someone's own mother would do that to them. There was still time to get them out.

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