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fettfan91
did he deliver a LETTER?!
stokedgoat
Excuse me sir. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
MachineGunEtiquette
He's checking in on his pet human.
conkeldurr
Fuck you. I'm still waiting for MY Hogwarts letter.
Qbert
I would be more worried about death if it was a crow, not a hawk.
codenametrixie
You must have mice in your apartment.
Bobbystillz
SOONer than you think...
sterph
I've been watching you sleep. I like the way you sleep
tonyjefferson
At least you weren't in the middle of falcon your girlfriend or anything.
thehman4747
True story: I once opened the door to the garage and a hawk was there. He broke a window getting out and left a dead squirrel behind.
dislexicon
Hawks are such thugs.
esmejones
Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior?
Spooneybarger
Excuse me, are you gonna eat that cat?
yamahafz1
Or to a man, that pussy...
Cadaver3rd
Let him in already! So rude...
MissChickle
Well, if your window is actually the window to a cage, and you're a rabbit...yes, you may die today.
CreamFraiche
StephenLebowski
Nevermore! Nevermore!
Whitepeoplearemean
This is hawkward.
ThisIsWhatYouAreLookingFor
Make a shitty pun get all the upvotes, typical imgur.
legofl
He's actually a very outgoing hawk.
intimacygel
"Hawkward" Is a magic the gathering deck. I am a nerd
Eowyneb
if it was an OWL you would have died. TIL symbol of death.
Rasiri
Technically a screech owl was one of hades sacred animals, it's cry symbolized souls going to the underworld.
EveryOne20
"Knock knock." "HOOOO's there?" "You have three hours to live."
therewasthisgirl
"Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Just kidding, of course. I'm gonna eat those tasty little eyeballs of yours."
yamitl
I laughed far too much at this comment.
Thanks
http://i44.tinypic.com/eurdld.jpg
alsylvara
Just read this in Mr. Roger's voice. Made it that much more awesome.
UncleIroh
Relevant: http://www.mamieyoung.com/dailydawdle/oh%20this%20was%20your%20pet.jpg
OctaviaPaiz8
I would be more worried about death if it was a crow, not a hawk.
dudeitstrey
Yer a wizard
LegendarySJ
Years of movies and television should tell you to open the window and let it in. It will lead you on a frustrating yet wonderful adventure
ilovebunnies
My peeping hawk! I've been looking for him everywhere. Please tell him to come home!
BradTaylor
I watched you sleep.. all night 0.0
justkillingtimeatwork
Did you just finish the 50 Shades books?
thatswhatimtolkienabout
I don't know, he looks happy. Invite him in for a nice cup of tea!
BARTELS
Hold on to your ice cream cone!
GBMaker
Ha! A reference to a previous image! +1 for you sir!
71hourAhmed
Once upon a morning dreary, while I fapped, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn...
prattleassassin
...something something something quoth the server, "404."?
captainpookers
You're a wizard, Harry
iVulgarThrust
Yer*
bjc5070
PLEASE STOP THIS ORRIBLE TREND
FruitoftheLoomis
What does a hawk have to do with Harry Potter...?
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FruitoftheLoomis
My parents work with birds of prey. Trust me, that is no owl.
Whitepeoplearemean
I don't know, he's clearly an idiot! Kidding.
Toastfrog
Its Harry Potter for the Middle east.. thats what! Gosh.. dont you know anything!
FruitoftheLoomis
OH my mistake. Yer a Sultan, Harry?